>W-why would you ask a girl like me out? Are you playing a prank on me?
How do you respond?
>W-why would you ask a girl like me out? Are you playing a prank on me?
How do you respond?
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I ask her if she has some kind of hearing problem, because I sure as shit didn't ask her obese ass out on a date.
haha yeah, cant believe you almost fell for that dumbass, anyways see you around? haha *walks back to friends*
I was not, Agent Dusk.
Fuck, I can't just tell her I have a fat fetish, right? What the fuck do I say?
That's not obese, that's like 20 pounds overweight.
"I'm not playing a prank, I just thought maybe you'd like to go catch a tour of the Slugger Museum with someone."
2d a cute even fat
I'm not anywhere near smooth enough to come up with a response. It'd make me feel a lot better about the date though.
I was hoping I could help you get in better shape
You know, a circle is a shape.
Nice filename, do you know where I can get more of those?
Yes I actually do. Do I even want to help you though?
Get on my knees and propose to her, telling her that we need to start making children RIGHT NOW
>Do I even want to help you though
Not sure myself. I might be one of those awful anons roaming the interwebs.
(fuck the robot)
So, what are you going to do on this very important day? Not that I have much to do tomorrow/today
Because of this. Now get in the car, we're going to dinner.
Are robots becoming chubby chasers overall?
Based and chubbpilled
Oh, I assumed you were mocking me for comfy phoneposting in bed. If you still want to know the artist I can tell you.
>Imagine being this unironically gay
I've always been into chubbies though
meat means well fed and well fed means she worries more about what she wants than what society expects of her
and that's the kind of mother I want my children to have
>Because your body is a canvas and I see a lot of potential in you.
>Would you object to me taking you out for dinner?
based chubthread sign me up
I wished your breasts where bigger, but you'll have to do
Oh my god I just to help a skinny girl get fat. How rare is it to find a woman into this?
unless her brain is actually fucked from anorexia.
in which case
anorexia isn't about "society's expectations". if it were then eugenia cooney would not be making videos and recieving all that hate. its about intense control over one of the only things they feel they have control over in a chaotic life - actually much more fit mentally for mothers though not physically.
Rare as fuck since skinny women probably don't just sit around being skinny until someone comes alone to fatten them up.
I met a girl who wanted to gain weight, but she was already pretty chubby. Nothing wrong with that, she was cool, but to address your question I don't imagine you'll find a skinny girl who wants that.
I think you're confusing obesity with morbid obesity, she is obese.
>Suck with people during high school
>Still suck with people
>Go to Ziggy Marley concert, first concert in 7 years
>Jamming, minding own business
>Grill comes onto me, chatting, giggling and shit
>Touches inner thigh very near dick to 'get my attention'
>Gives me her number
>Panic and immediately wonder how she's going to drug me and take my organs
>No contact past the initial 3 texts out of crippling fear
How fun it is to have shit in the palm of your hand and not be able to process it.
no fucking girl on earth would ever have this reaction to being asked out unless they're horribly disfigured or something
You have to be careful with this because like just said anorexia is about control not just image. If you do it incorrectly and make her feel insecure about not being fat enough, or thicc or whatever she will freak out and stop eating again since that is all she feels she can control. You will have to encourage HER and tell HER that SHE looks good each day as she gains weight. If you think that liking a ton of pictures of thicc girls will help motivate her, I can assure you it will have the opposite effect. Stand by HER and motivate HER body, don't idealize your fantasy one too much. This will cause all your progress to fall apart.
they do if they're anorexic tho. look at eugenia she needs feeding bad
It's probably due to years of childhood bullies telling her she's fat and ugly while she's actually THICC and breedable
i find your bodytype hot.
I was, but it wasn't for lyou ying in bed with your phone but rather using pictures with a trackable id (instead of a hash or timestamp like every other chan or booru, wherever you've got it from.)
I'm not sure who that is, got a picture?
She must rattle like a set of keys when you fuck her.
I don't really care i guess, I mean, why should I?
>Class 2 obesity
that's not chubby, that's fat
I'd rather not my kid died in her womb because of its mother's malnutrition or something, sorry if you got anorexia but that's not my problem
wouldn't be into you in the first place
rrrrRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA NUT IN AN ANIME PUSSY RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE
Just say to think of it more like friends hanging out but slowly make it obvious you want her during the outing.
God, I love chubbies. There's something equally cute and equally lewd about a soft stomach or a noticeable pouch of tummy fat
I WANT TO MARRY A CHUBB WAIFU
I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
its not but to say that its from society's standards is explicitly wrong like shows, it is far from society's "ideal" body type.
Its a mental illness about control. I don't blame you at all just have your info right
HAND OVER THE CHUBBY CREAMPIE HENTAI AND NO ONE GETS HURT
lt doesn't exist user. :^(
HEy ANONS would you FUCK HER DEEp T I G H T NAvel?!?!? OWO
I wish low self-esteem chubby girls existed, the blackpilled truth however is that most fat girls are disgusting and sweaty, and the very few that are clean and cute are a gigantic target for orbiters.
Can you give the fucking source already?
GOD I HATE FAT FETISHISTS. BECAUSE OF THEM PEOPLE THINK CHUBBY CHASERS GO AFTER DISGUSTING LANDWHALE LARD SHITS INSTEAD OF PLUMP CUTIES
chubby =/= fat or morbidly obese
user, anorexia is a mental illness, it's an exception to the rule, it's not something you find on the street, it's something that happens to 1% of people
I do not and will not add them to my calculations or memes because they basically do not exist, they are irrelevant to me as an individual because I do not give a fuck about them and there's not enough of them for me to care about stumbling upon one in the first place
it's not about having my info right, it's about not adding every little variables into the calculus, there's only two genders and yet there's 0.3% of actual hermaphrodites walking around, guess why I don't give a fuck about them either?
get your info right
Lick it, more like. Honestly, I'd be frenching her stomach all over.
that's hot too
would you kiss her belly too?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FEED A CHUBBY GIRL UNTIL SHES OBESE AND WATCH HER OUTGROW ALL HER CLOTHES WITH LITTLE DIGNITY AND PLAY WITH HER BELLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anywhere outside of america, this is obese.
There would not be a single inch of her belly that has not gone without a passionate kiss. Just imagine running your lips over the soft, smooth skin and the way your tongue sinks into her flesh. The cozy warmth, the gentle touch of her tummy against your skin would be amazing
Dude, I'd want to sleep on a fat belly
FFUUUUG ME TOO
>outgrow all her clothes
Why is this so freakin' hot?
It means they've turned into a true glutton. Past the point of no return if you will.
pls post moar/a dump
>Are robots becoming chubby chasers overall?
There are no robots left on this board
I just like the fact that theyre desperately trying to prove that they're not plus sized but the clothes say otherwise.
Clothes barely containing all that meat is cute
Sorry about the beating around the bush user. You know, emily dickinson once wrote a poem:
Tell all the truth but tell it slant
Success in Circuit lies
Too bright for our infirm Delight
The Truth's superb surprise
As Lightning to the Children eased
With explanation kind
The Truth must dazzle gradually
Or every man be blind
Can you guess what it's talking about?
Thank you for saving my life, I have been looking for the artist for these for far too long
Robots, I love chubby girls
but I hate fat people and I don't want get stuck with a land whale
How do I get a chubby gf and have her keep her cute form?
wait what? anorexia is about control? then why are they SO skinny?
i'm so co fused with this please explain femcels
>someone asks me out (im male)
>this most surelly is a fucking prank again, im gonna leave this fucking letter unopened and go away
>it was indeed a prank (again)
>that time i didnt even feel anything but that feeling that comes with the words "whare did everything went wrong
>mfw no chubby gf with big tiddies to bury my face in
Hi OP I remember the last time you posted this image
No, you just seem like a kind and sweet gril that I want to know better. (Asking the fat black girl, of course and then a few of my friends walk past in KKK outfits