Alright im gonna fucking do it enough is enough. trips decide how I kill myself

If you're really set on this and nothing will stop you, then go out with a bang. You could go for a viking burial and die via self immolation on a boat. If that's too expensive then dragon's breath rounds to the head will do the trick.

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Set wild animal traps and fuck raccoons, etc. until you contract rabies.

Do as many flips off of the tallest peak/building

Death by lung cancer. Start puffin boy.

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Old age, peaceful and gracefully

Have a milf slam your head in with a hammer

Dont down user, take the white pill, be a Bloomer

You won't do it but I want you to peel yourself with a carrot peeler on a live stream till you bleed out.

Bullet to brain

So close, yet so far. Maybe OP will consider you if nobody else gets it anytime soon

Rerolling for self immolation/dragon's breath

Death by cambodia

Start smoking like a chimney and give urself cancer

Hopefully OP gets furious rabies rather than catatonic.

Be sure to go out and fuck as many bitches as you can as the madness sets in.

One more time for the money. I'm gonna get it OP, don't you just watch me.

Slit your wrists and neck while using your blood as lube to shoot your final nut.

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You're dying of old age OP

Alright, one last time.

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Get a grenade and jump off a tall building and blow the grenade up while falling so you become a fire work of gore

Viking boat immolation roll

Rolling for the short bus

Rolling again because no life

Water poisoning. Banned for unoriginal content.

we dont care as long as you film it

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Bleach + Ammonia Cocktail, and filmed.

Good ol' handgun to the head

Rolling for the starving kids in Africa

Shoot up a school, death by cops.

Last roll for the night bois

Try pissing off a cop enough for him to shoot you, bonus points if you don't use violence/guns

death by 500 piranhas.

Donate all your money to charity then try to live as a homeless dude

swim into the sea

keep going until you drown

also requesting this yo

Purposely fall while fast roping out of a helicopter but make it look like an accident so your wife still gets your pension

rolling for jump into a river leading into a giant waterfall

Try to do something that will leave a mark on the world or at least your hometown, I mean shoot up a school, do that if you don't have a family,but if you have then just blow your brains out or hang yourself

Carotid suspension

Set up a barbecue inside a car and die via asphyxiation

Repent and follow Christ

Of old age originalioooooaaa

Rolling cuz NEEt

Go on a rampage with a weapon and kill as many people as you can

Do not commit user.

Dress up as commie, with a Che shirt and all. visit the closest place a lot of people hang out on and start shooting in the air screaming that socialism will prevail. Then have the cops shoot you when they show up.

Go find a bench somewhere and just sit there. Refuse to move and wait to die

Dont do it M8 you can always donor your organs.

>you start eating healthy and excercise
>you meet a cute and genuine girl
>form an undying bond
>marry and have kids
>your wife has wrinkles now and so do you
>time went by so fast
>kids grown up and have lives of their own
>grandkids are born
>youre so old now
>die of old age at the same time with your wife
>whisper last words "i was always gay. I only married her because she sorta looked like a man"

FUCK

rolling for gay confession

Suffication

Strangulation while on livestream

Blow your brains out on twitch, provide link

Whatever you do, do it live on YouTube and provide link to all of us

Sneak into a commercial refrigeration unit with booze/drugs of choice and freeze to death.

Don't
Call suicide hotline now
Do anything at all to prolong your life

you will live a life with many vices and die from liver failure or cancer from the chain smoking. slow suicide for the win.

bomb the suicide hotline
p o t t e r y
(jk fbi)

Go out in blazing glory, shoot some nogs

YouTube live, cut open your stomach

I'm with this guy, YouTube live or twitch stream seppuku

You could be the most famous twitch person ever if you od live

Livestream with a helium tank with some soothing rain music playing

Suicide by cop somewhere big

Jump off a building screaming the FBI made me do it

Livestream heroin until you drop

Just sit in a room until you starve to death

Autoerotic asphyxiation on cam4 or YouTube live to leave a bigger impact

You can ruin a lot of people's days if you jump in front of a major commuter train

Cocaine nonstop on twitch stream until you od

Play tic tac toe by yourself nonstop on the walls of your room with sharpie. No eating, drinking, sleeping, and no bathroom breaks.

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Handgun to head on YouTube live

a simple hanging

rollin.
suffer like the rest of us.

Stay alive until your 80 and then just hang yourself

Run naked in the streets screaming that the CIA is making you do this through traffic

You know what, death by long and fulfilling life, surrounded by loved ones. May be a bit slow tho

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rolling dis

Kill these people first. then do whatever i dont care...

Livestream the proof faggot, idc how you do it, neck yourself

Please don't do it user, you may not be able to see it right now, but your life can and will get better, and you can make that happen. If this gets trips then (Should be "Die old of natural causes.").

Drink copious amounts of alcohol everyday until your liver fails.

Twitch heroin overdose

suicide yerself

Still no trips?

I roll for Weenie Wacker

Shoot this faggot then jump off a bridge

That has a high chance of getting this site and others like it shut down for good in the U.S. user.

>420 blaze it lmao XD

Make or buy your absolute favorite dish, then lace it with a subtle poison then eat it on twitch

Shoot yourself on YouTube live, give link

Clearly this isn't the actual tripfag but I do wish the actual tripfag would just fucking off himself, or at least drop the fucking trip. All of you people with trips, names, avatars, you're all fucking insufferable garbage. But this commie faggot dipshit is especially annoying.

It's one thing to spend all day every day shitposting, tons of anonymous neets do. But it really gets grating when you attach an ego to your 24/7 shitposting. It takes a special autistic lack of self-awareness to be blind to why doing so is a bad idea. At least Johnny Neptune was a spectacle of unhinged unintentional hilarity in his manic schizo shenanigans. The rest of you cucks have absolutely no redeeming value. Go to reddit if you want to be recognized so badly.