Tell me about your gym nemesis

it's the twiggy skinny zoomer that benches more than me despite me gymming for 2 years and only benching 80 kg

>he's always trying to push himself further than me
>he knows that i am the only one who stands in his way
>i can't let myself be surpassed by him
>i have to be better than he is

>be me
>homegym master race
>my only nemesis is myself from the day before
>i must fight to the bitter end to be the best i can be

None I'm the strongest at my locally owned gym. Kinda sucks, I'm the only one who squats more than 3 plates (I max out at 515) and I've only seen one other person bench 315. A rival would be great rn.

My gym nemesis is me from two days ago

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I do not have one. I am the strongest, meanest, tallest, and most handsome nibba at my uni gym

Based. Also home gym master race. Trying to break my limiter to become like Saitama (or realistically reach 4.5/3/6 plates).

None, i'm on good chatty terms with everyone in my gym. I'm like a gym squire to the biggest guy.
A few times i tried to give advice to skellies and they brushed it off and i've never seen them again.
>dude doing bodyweight squats with his hands out
>hunches and lowers chest so badly he'd snap his back if he did it with any load
>tell him to keep his chest up and back straight
>he nods and starts doing pushups, again with terrible form
>looks like he's humping the air and just raising his upper back
>ffs if he can't do regular pushups he should do knee push ups
>tell him his form is way off, and that a few good reps would be much...
>he mumbles something and leaves the gym
I was literally trying to help him, and i think he took it as bullying.

My gym nemesis is also my gym aprentice
He is lifting for 2 weeka now and he may not surpass me any time soon even that now i have injured wrists and fingers so i only do zercher exercices
I fear him because i see his potential

My gym nemesis became my gym bro. Were friendly rivals now.

My gym rival fucked with me today and you know what should I kill him now?

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This DYEL faggot stares at me whenever I look in the mirror

The old lanky man at the gym who keeps coffee creamer in his locker, and spends 1 hour doing chest flies of various orientations at the cable machines.

He’s a fucking weirdo, and flails around like an asshole.

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Your gym waifu was a dumb slut

Childhood is having a gym nemesis
Adulthood is BEING the gym nemesis to many others

It's actually Ronnie Coleman.

This. My gym nemesis is taller and more muscular than me, and his face looks really similar to mine, except manlier. He probably also has a bigger penis. He is a cool guy though and is kind to me, but i still hate him

thats me sorry for party rockin

>My best friend
> introduced him to lifting
>he's always weighed 10 pounds more than me
>he leaves for navy and loses some chub
>meanwhile I bulk, gain 20ish pounds in 6 months
>he gets out of basic and gains 10 pounds
>now I'm 170 and he's 180
>lift with maximum autism while thinking about him
>too evenly matched, we have similar lifts/frames/aesthetics
>he wants to cut to look like me
>I wanna bulk to look like him
>constantly propel eachother to new levels of autism

>Some serious JoJo Bizarre shit
I mean not really, you lost in the end

mine is a nasty Asian hoe who changes her boyfriends like maxxi pads.
>a few months ago
>just tryna get my squats going so i can leave
>she's been in the rack the longest
>her bf was some white guy
>ask how many sets
>bitchface.gif uhmmm no i'm not done yet
>i know, was just asking
>duly note not to talk to her
>whenever we cross glances she looks like she wants to spot me for the guillotine rack
>2 months back, bf was a chill black dude
>ask him if they need the extra space cause i had to do a few deedlies
>bitch interjects
>ummmm, yeah, actually
>he just looks at me, his face "sorry mah nigga but she in charge"
>last month no bf
>she gives me that look of absolute detestation every time because she's not occupied with a guy
>this month no Asian bitch
>can finally work out in peace without being cursed with taiwanese voodoo magic
feelsgoodlads

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It's all good Carlos

She's jealous of you user.
Source: am Asian man, am sad that this is what I have to put up with.

Who cares. Certainly you shouldn't

He is always looking back in the mirror silently judging me. I lift to one day see him happy and hopefully extinguish that burning rage in his eyes.

>Snapped my shit up a month ago squatting lmao2pl8 for sets of 10
>Can't do anything other than bench now
My spine is the worst gym nemesis I could ever have.

maybe its only the first season of his life

jealous of what? my gloots?

Some guy who's taller and bigger than me and probably on roids. He has massive traps but I have never seen him pull or shrug serious weight

There are good and bad chicks in every ethnic group.

And there are plenty of good asian girls, but I wouldn't go for them because I'm no racemixer

Many such cases

>my gym nemesis
>guy that does pl shit but is about 20% stronger on squat and bench
>havent seen him deadlift yet so theres hope i at least mog him on my best lift, wouldnt be surprised if he outlifted me there too
Not sure if hes natty or not, honestly doesnt look like juicing, just trying hard

Which is great since i have actual competition and someone to chase

Two people, I wouldn't call them gym nemeses but they're annoying and everyone I talk to doesn't like them.

#1: Weird Euro guy who wears short shorts and no underwear. Mother fucker's balls pop out.
#2: Ginger autist who's always bumping in to people. No matter where you are, he'll bump into you: urinal, front entrance, db rack, or the yoga studio.

I'm a 6'4 dude working my way up from skelly mode trying to get big. I've made decent progress since I've started.

My gym nemesis is this little dude, he's gotta be like 5'5. The first day I walked in he gave me the look of death. He's gotten considerably bigger since then, but always gives me the same look. I think it's because no matter how big he gets, I'll always be a foot taller than him.

>you will never be jay or ronnie in their prime
Hold me Jow Forums

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>Be best swimmer at my gym
>also buff from about 6 years of lifting (I'm 24)
>this old stupid bag who always wears a pink one piece and pink swimcap LIVES in the pool
>tried being nice the first time, told her a snorkel is detrimental to any real progress from doing laps since she isnt using her necks full ROM
>i do multiple miles/sub 54 second 100 sprints frequently, but she wont take any advice
>she is despised by everyone basically for being a total bitch
>has a flock of autistic old people that wad around the pool with her
>one time she flung a fucking BANDAID off her foot into the water as she left

It gets better

>I realize there is no avoiding her, so I just dish it right back
>let out monstrous burps after my distance warm ups to piss her off
>when I stretch beforehand, i put my head between my legs in front of her lane and give her a solid devils glare
>"HEY HEY NICE SNORKEL!"
>gotten her to leave a few times

Old fuckheads are the worst part about talking the pool pill

Been hooking up with a milf i met in the jacuzzi tho

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The black guy

Because he's black

?
Jonathan Joestar died at the end of Phantom Blood, and Dio lived. Pretty sure beating your nemesis in some aspect but then getting fucked in another is pretty fucking bizarre.

Some scrawny guy who barely presses 1.5 plates and has a nose ring. But he's with a 8/10 cutie with dark hair and braids so fuck him. I hope he breaks his spine on the Smith machine

This tall black dude he is bigger then me but every time I see him he only hits shoulders

>training chest
>all benches but one taken
>boomer standing in front doing rows straight off the DB rack
>put my towel on the free bench behind him
>boomer stares at me in the mirror and points behind himself at me
>tfw none of his shit is on the bench to let people know he's using it
>no towel
>still say sorry and just do cable flies instead

At current gym there's no one but I still remember the fucking guy from my high school gym
>be me, tiny manlet with strength of little girl
>gym has initiation ritual of having to lift till failure in front of everyone, meant to be a equalising thing, no matter how buff or hard you think you are you won't be able to lift a water bottle by the end
>lanky guy stinking of weed walks past as I'm doing it
>ha user can't even lift this? I was doing double that when I did it
>pulled my headphone cord out of my phone while I was mid rep
>why are you listening to this gay shit user?
>he would deadlift and drop the fucking bar onto the floor, massive clang and broke a floorboard once
>would do shitty gay couple's exercises with his cunty stacy gf
>would hit on anything with a vagina that walked into the gym
>hey user I'd ask you to spot me but I don't think you could haha
>why are you doing legs user? Girls don't give a shit about legs

Got a friend like the ginger guy, he always bumps into people, the catch is, he has some bullshit problems in one of his eyes that makes it hard to see distances if hes not focused on it or so he says.

I hate everyone at the gym. I'm still a beginner. Everyone is either much stronger or much weaker. One guy lifts the same as me. He's really autistic and weird with a gay tattoo and 3inch ponytail. He keeps looking at me like he wants to say hi. Fucking faggot.

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Fucking stoners

Off topic...I haven't been to a gym in along time,just want to say the fatter the fella,the harder they work the bikes.
I would do 20 minutes on a bike before lifting,as I left the same fat guy would still be on the bike.

they look like lil fat boys but they are lowkey gargantuan men

The PT at my gym. I hate him.

He always has people doing the same stupid shit like bouncing balls while standing on a bosu or doing stupid shit with ropes, in the middle of me trying to do deads. Always giving retarded advice. Of course I see him then just doing a bro split himself.

I legit heard the fucking cockhead say to some skinnyfat lady "you should eat dehydrated fruit, but add water". THAT IS JUST FRUIT YOU STUPID CUNT!

This NPC that copies all my movements simulatenously. It shadow clone jutsu the other gym goers at the same time-very impressive.

You should date him,then be a boring bf.
Take him out to diner,then get stuck in traffic and once you two a few blocks from the restaurant make a u-turn and drive back home and make him watch you watch tv.