>not a virgin(unless she is a widow)
>older than 27
>uses contraceptive drugs/device
>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
>raised by single mother
>shorter than 5'5"/165cm(unless she is Oriental)
>fat
>went to government school
>went to university
>likes hiphop/rap "music"
>has dark skin
>has tattoos
>wears immodest clothing
>has piercings/body modifications(ears are permissible)
>has dyed hair(may be permissible if she uses natural means to dye)
>has short hair(shorter than 8in/20cm)
>has dreadlocks
>wears makeup
>has painted fingernails/toenails
>wears high heels
>eats fast food
>eats junk food
>eats out more than a couple times a year maximum(preferable if she avoids the practice entirely)
>drinks soda
>is a militant gaytheist
>curses excessively
>uses Jow Forums
>has BPD
>speaks in ebonics/slang/bastardized English
>shaves/waxes/laser hair removal
>watches television
>has a Netflix account
>addicted to social media
These are my red flags for females. And you?
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what did he mean by this?
Is this a bot reply? I don't understand.
you can't bump your own thread, user.
>you can't bump your own thread, user.
Are you a bot?
Looks like you're going to die a virgin user. I don't think there's a human being that fits your description.
If you list all the redflags and reverse the female only ones to male redflags, I fit them all. Why should I meet the standards I list but not any woman? That doesn't make sense.
It's just embarrassing at this point, the whole ''innocent virgin who is naturally beautiful but doesn't know it so she'll settle for you'' obsession.
Look at men of value who can choose any woman, who do they pick? Someone attractive, well-groomed with nice (often bleached, highlighted, styled) hair, painted nails, high heels, who can pull off sexy outfits. Bubbly, social and can take a joke or two.
Come back when you gain some actual value and we'll see if you still prefer a sheltered virgin who spends her life popping out and raising your kids..
>but doesn't know it so she'll settle for you'
Why would she settle for me? I'm a high quality male, not someone that is settled for.
My standards are a lot lower
only red flags i really have are
>is a total whore
>dyed hair
>morbidly obese
>stinks
Honestly i would also throw something in about no commies/rabid leftists but i think i would be up to the challenge to turn them into prime wife material through sheer willpower alone. Women are natural followers after all.
>If you remove 90% of the red flags I fit them!
Faggot.
>High quality male
>On r9k
>Not a virgin(Unless he is a widower)
>older than 30
>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
>raised by single mother
>shorter than 5'10"/178cm(Unless he is Oriental)
>fat
>went to government school
>went to universtity
>isn't self employed
>likes hiphop/rap "music
>has dark skin
>has tattoos
>wears immodest clothing or childish clothing
>has piercings/body modifications
>has dyed hair
>has obnoxiously long hair(over 20inches/50cm)(This may be permissible under special circumstances. Thinking about the long Chinese braid)
>has dreadlocks
>wears cologne
>bites his fingernails/toenails
>wears unscuffed work boots
>eats fast food
>eats junk food
>eats out more than a couple times a year maximum(preferable if he avoids the practice entirely, but I can see it being necessary for business)
>drinks soda
>is a militant gaytheist
>curses excessively
>speaks in ebonics/slang/bastardized English
>watches television
>watches sports
>addicted to video games
>donates to twitch thots
>plays Nintendo
>is ignorant of politics, or worse, claims disinterest
>watches porn
I do not display any of these red flags for males. As such, I deserve a gf that meets similar standards.
What makes you high quality? Do you make enough money to support this virgin waifu and your future children, comfortably?
>Do you make enough money to support this virgin waifu and your future children, comfortably?
Yes. I'm prepared to father 10+ children.
How much money do you make? Comfortably, as in you can afford after school activities, clothes whenever needed, birthday parties, vacations etc.. Not serving bread for dinner every day and making 4 kids share one bedroom.
So you make over $115k a year with no university degree?
red flags for men
>makes retarded red flags for women lists
>How much money do you make?
Not your business unless you're a woman that wants to marry me
Yeah I want to marry you, so how much money do you make?
HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking twit. Never have kids and stop posturing online.
If it's anything under 115k a year you can't afford to support 10 children. I'm a female that fits most of your ideals (I browse Jow Forums and I'm an atheist) and I'd never give a man like you a chance. You're just a loser who thinks he deserves to reproduce and spread his inferior genes.
what she said you have nothing appealing about you and you shouldn't spread your subpar genes.
You aren't making a serious inquiry though.
I didn't say atheism is a redflag. Only the retarded atheists such as yourself.
Okay, 56% incel.
This. Who in their right mind would give a broke guy 10 children, let alone 1?
I'm a woman so I can't be an incel. Also thinking that you should breed based soleley off of being white with no regard for your income, abilities, looks or intelligence is really telling. Keep in mind you likely carry genetic diseases that you don't have. If any of your relatives are schizo or down syndrome you shouldn't breed.
>no regard for your income, abilities, looks or intelligence
You're attacking a strawman, tranny.
congrats, you're a man who doesn't do modern feminine things?
and for that matter, doesn't do modern things in general?
just because you're a special snowflake that doesn't watch tv or goes outside or has friends doesn't mean you're somehow superior to others.
people are different. they have different values.
and what's the issue with going to university?
god forbid they want a job that requires a degree, like being a doctor or lawyer.
>attacks me based off my race and gender to prove you're not "one of us" and therefore superior
>does not attack my income, abilities, looks or intelligence
@50964548
>and for that matter, doesn't do modern things in general?
And that's a good thing.
>just because you're a special snowflake that doesn't watch tv or goes outside or has friends doesn't mean you're somehow superior to others.
It literally does, you stupid normalnigger.
Stopped reading, it's clear you're very low IQ. No (You) either.
are you tall? (>6'2)
are you fit? (8% bf)
are you smart? (140 IQ)
do you have 20/20 vision? (no contacts or glasses)
are you wealthy? (6 figure salary)
do you have your hair? (not balding)
do you have any mental illnesses or impairments? ( no autism, depression, agoraphobia, social anxiety, etc)
are you confident and self assured?
You attacked my genes, you retard. My 56% comment was in reply to that, you stupid sub-90IQ mutt. Maybe you aren't even a mutt, but a pure nigger.
Oh you changed my mind, you should have a ton of kids because that't what an intelligent, responsible and mature white man does.
I'd tell you not to reproduce OP but you're already well on your way to that considering the fact that you have no good qualities and think being a dumb hipster somehow makes you a good mate.
>are you tall? (>6'2)
No, only 6'0".
>are you fit? (8% bf)
That isn't fit for a European male.
>are you smart? (140 IQ)
Yes, though I'll add I'm not a big fan of IQ.
>do you have 20/20 vision? (no contacts or glasses)
Yes.
>are you wealthy? (6 figure salary)
I don't have a salary, I am self employed, but yes.
>do you have your hair? (not balding)
Yes.
>do you have any mental illnesses or impairments? ( no autism, depression, agoraphobia, social anxiety, etc)
No.
>are you confident and self assured?
Yes.
Can I have a gf now?
@50964590
Very low IQ response, as I expected. Done talking to you, La-a.
Post a picture of yourself with the face cropped.
no, post full body and face on /soc/ and link here. I am a girl interested in you but i want to see you first. I am 100% white, have none of your red flags and I want to be a housewife with 8+ kids.
That would be a violation of the board rules, sweetie. If a femanon wants to make a thread on another board and post herself, I'll be happy to reciprocate.
please respond, this is me
Ah, well this is me.
fuck off, it's fucking not and that guy has fetal alcohol syndrome.
Does he really? He looks alright to me.
he's either actually retarded or such a himbo that he's on the verge of being intellectually disabled.
Wow is that really you? Your face and hands are very masculine. Are you transgender?
That's kind of mean.
It's not user. Post a pic with timestamp in the soc thread.
No, I am a biological woman, thanks though.
I hate chads/want to hurt them.
>Post a pic with timestamp in the soc thread.
So you don't believe me? Wow, what a peculiar turn of events. I guess I should have posted with a timestamp or a shoe on my head or something, huh?
Why do you hate chads when you are one? look at that chiseled, rugged jawline.
Yes, otherwise there's no way to tell if it's you.
Well curse me for a fool. I should have thought of that.
Did you fuckers really fall for it? OP is confirmed a beta incel.
@50964986
>Did you fuckers really fall for it? OP is confirmed a beta inceI
>tfw no qt white girl to breed
Being a white male is suffering
The white man's burden is great, but so too is the width of his shoulder's. We're all gonna make it.
I'm a lot of these, but I get that they're all shitty and pretty serious flaws. You're right for avoiding them.
What are your strategies for getting a non-pozzed girl?
As long as we stay true to our forefathers and only fall for a white woman then our genetics will be preserved
I've all but accepted that I'm going to die alone. I think I may just be destined to never know the warmth of hearth and home. If such is the case, the Gods must have some other plan for me.
>Brown eyes (Unless asian)
>Under 20 or over 25
>Likes rap
>Defends her self in a verbal fight and cusses back
> Has tons of attractive friends
> Dresses like a slut
> Wears denim shorts
> Tanned skin
> Interested in politics
> Athiest
> Activist
> Has tons of friends
> Twitch user
> You tube junkie
> Likes Alcohol
> Likes Xanax
> Likes Rap
> Against racism
> Jewish
> Attracted to black people
I can't tell if you're joking or not but I pretty much agree with everything.
I see variations of this same post, with either the same or similar criteria for red flags, on this same board, nearly every other day. Do you have nothing better to do?
Do you have nothing better to do but sit on Jow Forums every day?
>Being ok fucking some dead guy's former wife
Are you fucking insane?
There is nothing insane about it. Widows are good people deserving of love.
Damn you really got me
>went to university
sorry but I cant take someones opinion seriously who thinks being educated is degeneracy
That's pretty fucked.
I wish things were different.
>university
>education
lol
>women wasting their prime fertility years LARPing as men
>not degenerate
LOL
>university
>education
Yes what the fuck to you think happens at college? Graduates dont earn the most money for no reason lmao
>Yes what the fuck to you think happens at college?
Networking, if you're lucky.
Yeah because you can keep down a medical or egeneering job by just having a good network
I wouldn't know, I inherited self employment and never went to college so my knowledge of it is based only on memes. I don't really care about it other than it being a waste of fertility and motherhood years.
no wonder you can't get laid. your perfect woman doesn't exist
>not a virgin(unless she is a widow)
why tf would you want to fuck a virgin anyway, they have no experience and I doubt it'd be any good sex.
>uses contraceptive drugs/device
idk man, dating a girl that uses birth control is pretty good, usually they can't get periods or preggo so if neither of you has STI's
>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
Everyone over the legal drinking age drinks, you can't expect people to not
>went to government school
>went to university
>likes hiphop/rap "music"
>has dark skin
>has tattoos
>wears high heels>eats fast food
>eats junk food
>eats out more than a couple times a year maximum(preferable if she avoids the practice entirely)
>drinks soda
>is a militant gaytheist
>curses excessively
>watches television
these are just unreasonable and I'm fairly certain some are kind of very hypocritical.
>uses Jow Forums
so she can't see you trashing women on an anonymous website?
>no wonder you can't get laid
Stopped reading. Only normalfags talk like fornication is a good thing.
This shitty list yet again? Fuck off OP, this board is for original content.
>this board is for original content.
>>>/reddirt/
>I deserve a gf that meets similar standards
fuck you no, you don't deserve shit. you earn it by being a decent human and socializing.
Why are you roleplaying as a neurotypical double digit IQ retard normalcuntfaggot?
Scuse me but isn't this board full of horny incels that are angry at women and the world that they can't get peen in vageen? you literally made a list with requirements for a partner, which is just retarded. You'd be lying if you said this wasn't because you want to get your half inch dick wet
>older than 27
Disagree on this, MILFs are hot as fuck
I think a good 90% of those are yellow flags and you'd accept a woman who does them.
why are you bitching about someone's IQ on fucking Jow Forums you half brained retard? fairly certain nobody here has an IQ higher than 12 anyway so why the fuck you acting superior
@50967071
>Scuse me
Stopped reading. Please stop posting in my thread.
Well hey, more old whores for you, right?
You're wrong. I would ignore one or two of them if a female was perfect in every other way.
not like you can fucking stop me. You need to get off your high horse.
Comfy NEET and Australian hours are over it seems.