ITS VALENTINES DAY MOTHERFUCKERS GET IN HERE
ITS VALENTINES DAY MOTHERFUCKERS GET IN HERE
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So alone, at the very least I'm not a poorfag, may end up just getting an escort and taking the plunge..almost to 30 I'm just desperate
Holy shit, what the fuck went wrong? I was supposed to have a beautiful girlfriend by now.
Gonna chug energy drinks, write some sick basslines and get smashed tonight, all alone. Comfy desu.
ALL OF MY TINDER MATCHES WENT COLD CAUSE OF MY AUTISMO
NO SUCCESS AT ALL.
I'M LONELY AND HORNY.
It's time to an hero, anons. I hate this day. Fucking New Year's and fucking Valentine's Day are the devil.
I got a gf, there is not a single point in Valentines day.
All I can do is hope for another high-score. Cruzmissile really blessed us last year
Why aren't you doing anything special with her?
Why does this goddamn holiday exist? It makes single people miserable and puts pressure on couples to spend money.
She knows that I don't use date, time or celebrate "special" days which is absouletely the same with every other days. She gave up on me, celebrating stuff years ago
1.5 years in Tokyo as a blond hair, blue eye, 6'6" male
Still no gf
G-good think I have anime and onaholes to cope huh
puts pressure on couples to spend money.
Answered your own question there
It's in his tiny face
It's in his scrawny hand
How the fuck man, asians love vikings.
I can't speak Japanese and I have anxiety with girls.
spend all money to move to japan
the second most zenophobic country on earth behind best korea
realize there's no subtitles
realize anime lied
realize they don't like you
How did that chain of events make you feel?
spend all money to move to japan
Actually cost me only $2k
Hoped, not expected.
realize there's no subtitles
realize anime lied
realize they don't like you
Luckily I'm not American
2k usd or yurobux?
Cmon user it's been 1.5 years. You gotta learn it. And fuck all that anxiety stuff if you are 6'6" (I wonder that's what made you a robot?)
Kinda feel bad for you because everyone will look at you. But you are big so you have no reason to have anxiety. Just look forward and smile.
Use tinder or any other app.
are you the russian autist user that moved to japan and posted about it alot
USD, flight was paid for.
Storytime, was it work related?
That's lame. It might not mean anything to you but it doesn't mean it's meaningless to her. If you care about her you should try to show it so she knows she's special to you.
It ain't disgusting normies day where I am yet, faggots. Will be drinking heavily tomorrow, might even call into work. Won't bother remembering such a worthless day.
Hello friends I need advice. I do not really know what is normally expected of me on Valentine's Day. I am 25 and this is my first Valentine's Day with someone to spend it with. I really don't want to fuck it up. I spent most of today shopping for stuff, can you guys give me advice?
I already sent her memes and pic related. She said "fuck yeah" so we cool.
I think I'm a pretty bad bf tho. She gave me multiple hand made presents and I gave her nothing. I kinda don't believe in showing emotion stuff.
Take her out to do something fun or make her dinner. Give her flowers and maybe a small gift. Tell her she looks nice, try to make yourself look sexier than normal. Don't overdo it though, you don't want to seem like you are obsessed with her. What did you buy her? Nice trips btw.
Work related yeah.
I've spent the entire year and a half drinking heavily, god knows how I got this job. And because of all the drinking I've been barely able to study and do what I came here to do, learn the fucking language.
It will mean so much more if you do it if that's the truth. Would you be against a small present like flowers?
Bathe and brush your teeth.
Put on clean clothes and be nice... :)
Yes, they gonna die anyway. What's the point? I really don't get people
I planned on spending Thursday evening at her place. We were going to get delivery and marathon Red Dwarf. We ended up planning this because a lot of date places will be really crowded Valentine's Day evening. I planned on suggesting we go out for ice cream though.
I bought her pic related, it includes:
an elephant plushie
warm mittens (she always complains that she is cold)
like 15 pairs of novelty socks (she said she likes that kind of thing)
I was considering tomorrow purchasing more things while I am waiting for her to get out of work. She lives about an hour drive away. I visit her often, but I plan on making sure I can get there early this time so I have time to do things. Honestly I have thought about getting her more chocolates.
I got her a bouquet with some lilies because she said she liked lilies. I got her chocolates with peanuts because she likes peanut butter chocolate. I got her an elephant plushie because she always uses the elephant and whale emojis. I want to get her more chocolate and I feel bad about not taking her out to dinner.
I was thinking since I am spending the night maybe also doing stuff on Friday? She has a lot of school work I think so she will be busy doing that but I think I can convince her to go out to dinner. I also have tickets to an escape room, but that is in the town I am not, not where she is, and she is too busy to come here I think.
Should I just bite the bullet and see if that girl who's been reacting to all my FB posts lately wants to go out for a drink?
all norimes commit suicide
Dude, isn't that a bit too much?
We've been going out for almost a year. I really don't know what too much is, like I said this is my first time.
Unironically too tall. Girls are intimidated by you
bruh is she your actual gf or is tomorrow your first date together or just a "friend"?
cuz that's alot of stuff more than you should even gift an actual fiancee
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean other people wouldn't like it. Don't you at least see that if it's important to someone else that it doesn't matter if it's logical to you?
Red Dwarf and ice cream sounds great, user. Okay I remember your thread. I wouldn't give all of that to her just now, if I remember correctly you are in a relatively new relationship. I just adore you though, so nice to see someone who cares about their gf. The escape room and dinner sound great, too, just don't get mad at her if she can't go out because of school. Good luck, I am absolutely rooting for you.
We've been dating for almost a year.
oops forgot to tag you for this post user i'm sorry
Spoiling someone he loves is completely foreign to him
it's a cold and rainy night here in southern california
usually i cope by browsing braincels but it just went private (possibly banned)
great start to valentine's day
Is dating for a year and knowing each other for longer still a new relationship? How long are relationships supposed to go?
I suppose it's not too short.
This is the only correct response itt.
I guess it's not much in Western standards. I'm poor so I don't do gifting.
I try to not use emotions and stuff like that but you are not wrong, I may send her some roses from online services if they are not that expensive
Don't care playing Angels fall first on Steam
BUT YOU HAD MATCHES YOU FUCKING CHADDD
Nearly vomited but I finally sent the message to my oneitis bros.
Asked her if she wasn't doing anything if she wanted to go see a movie?
She responded "no thanks but if you want to go eat im down"
I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Does she see me as just a friend? Or worse? Does she see me as a free meal in the form of a beta incel who will pickup the bill in desperation? Why are women so fucking cruel bros its valentines day for humanitys sake
I took a really big shit, it felt really nice
sounds to me like she doesn't want to go on a date with you but at the same time not shut you down too hard. could be better man, my oneitis just flat out ghosted me after i asked her if she wanted to see black panther
chin up kiddo
Just say no. Go see a movie dude.
tfw you feel light af after a long shit, so light you feel like you could do parkour or some shit
Is there a better feeling?
Seems like she's ready for a middling trial date- full disclosure I'm a drunk roastie- so a movie's a big fucking deal usually, it's two hours of dead silence and there's a certain something that needs to be shared before a decent movie date.
Go for the meal- it's a good in. Nobody's bullshitting or playing "just fwiends" when it's Valentine's.
how the fuck are you gonna get a reservation/ wait for under a half hour?
It's the fucking day.
You dumb thots think you are worth a reservation meal when you won't even go see a fucking movie
Went on a date today. Girl was a little fatter than her profile. Quite large but a nice face. Was really nice. Might see her again idk. It was just good to talk to a female.
Go see a movie dude.
Don't sit in a theater by yourself like a pervert.
She confirmed a date.
Worst case scenario- fancy picnic.
Bottle of three buck chuck, baguette, fancy meats and cheeses, olive tapenade.
Fruits, nuts, chocolates.
Not me, I'm a married roast, I'm trying to empathize with user here.
A bitch wants a meal, but 2. 14. is notoriously the shittest day to get a meal.
We've been dating for almost a year.
then it's a cute gesture but don't get more stuff it's already alot
I shaved my head tonight. Now that my chakra vents are open, I should feel no suffering, and only euphoria in my connection to the universe.
If you didn't respond and went to see the movie anyway, you have a very long shot but a shot.
If you caved and just did what she wanted, game over.
This slut's gonna kvetch without details- a picnic needs a blanket, and check some reviews for local parks, try to get one with less dog shit.
Taco Bell is always open. Don't know what you are talking about.
Just go burn yourself out for a chick that wouldn't even be willing to watch a film with you
Don't do it user. Don't listen to thirsty beta's and dumb roasties.
If you didn't respond and went to see the movie anyway, you have a very long shot but a shot.
I just don't see that.
She doesn't want to see a movie, but she does want to see user.
How is him going to a movie theater alone, buying a single ticket, sitting down, and watching the movie going to manifest the bitch?
Like if this was a movie he really liked, I can see him treating himself and having a pleasant solitary day.
A picnic is cheap, female friends play these weird mind games, and I won with cheap wine picnics. When you cost compare with either eating out or going to the movies, packing shit usually wins.
Afterwards, take that bitch to a museum.
Take that bitch to a museum
Enjoy getting "ditched" because something comes up halfway to the park.
Pro-Tip she never even left.
I like museums though.
You're a retard. Movie dates are terrible, she wants to get to know you better. Enjoy the meal.
lads fuck tinder, i would rather be alone.
the same fucking mirror selfie
the same fucking snapchat filter
the same bent over ass pics
"love food, travel and music"
"tell me your best pickup line"
"if you have a dog, im yours"
"love the office and louis theroux"
"quote vine references with me"
are women even sentient
If there's on universal truth about women, it's that they're not entertainers, they want to be entertained. I have yet to meet and exception.
user has a fun life and does fun things, if she wants to come, cool, if not, she can eat alone.
If he caved, he's fucked up her perception of him in terms of social standing. If a guy offered to sell you a great car, and you said naw, and he instantly dropped the price to whatever YOU WANTED, would you trust it was actually a good car? Same principle. user has things going on, he has value, he isn't just going to change what he actually wants to do just to be gifted with her presence.
In the absence of clear attractiveness/money, faking it till he makes it is anons best bet.
Oh fuck even with valentines discount they are expensive AF
Maybe get a nice meal instead?
Flowers are mostly a default gift because they basically say "i don't know what to give to you but i still feel like giving you something". Its a vague social thing like handshakes are, they don't make sense but they're a common custom.
You make an excellent argument, having a quim I'm shit when it comes to strategy. Even board games throw me through a loop. It's embarrassing.
If user treats himself, enjoys his valentines day with or without the girl he establishes value.
I see that.
enjoy for fifteen minutes, shit out the next day
enjoy for up to 75 hours
They're both ephemeral, it's just that you need to eat if you want to live.
ZERO MATCHES, IN 3 YEARS I'VE USED IT.
A WHYET MAIL.
Ultimately, it will likely fail. Women are excellent at sniffing out BS dudes thanks to evolution. It may work once in a while if he gets over his oneitis. More importantly, it will raise his self esteem, which ultimately leads to getting and shape or developing a career, which makes the process much, much easier with little to no bs required.
why teh fuck does every woman say this?
if they love travel so much why dont they earn the money and go do it?
all they are really doing is saying that they want you to take them on holiday and for you to pay for it cause their ass couldnt afford it.
they dont know shit about travelling and will pack inconveniant tthings like make-up
"lol this retard is my opirtunity for a free meal"
tell her to fuck off
I like driving cross-country and watching the pavement fly by.
Letting your mind turn to mush as the flats of Kansas become less of an image and more of a ribbon painted down the length of your brain. If I wasn't a dumb sleepy pussy I'd think about driving a big rig.
I CAN TAKE GOOD PHOTOS AND I LOOKSMAXXED FOR THEM AND I PAID TOO MUCH MONEY ON THE APP FOR BOOSTS AND SHIT
THE 10 OR SO MATCHES I GOT NEVER GAVE ME THE TIME OF DAY
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
americans think driving down a road is travelling
how shit it must be to live in a country with no culture and no history hahahaahah you will never be european.
We are the lucky ones. Imagine having to waste a Thursday night at a shit, overpriced restaurant, with indigestible food, opposite a roastie with a face like thunder because you haven't booked a hotel and spa and surrounded by 25-30 odd couples in exactly the same position. Nobody actually wants to be there, but they've all gone out to piss money down the drain because "it's just what you do for valentines". The ambiance is one of frustration and silent misery, yet there is no escape from the conformist hamster wheel. I'll take the /comfy/ option every time lads
It's the same on OkCupid
I hate women so fucking much AHHHHHHHHHHH
Roses are pretty bad, do they have any cheaper flowers?
There's a game called Angels fall first on Steam nobody plays it it's in early access seems like fun it's 20$
Cheaper ones look pathetic and worth a two person meal.
What's available? It's the thought that counts.
We need more info, but it's telling that she offered an alternative. Might be worth going along user, where has she suggested to eat? budget or expensive?
blowing on my dick like a basset horn
Do you think this is actually how normalfags feel or are we just hoping it's like this so we feel better about ourselves?
Nevertheless, I'm okay with being alone and I hope other isolated bots feel the same way
Screw this I'm not falling for Jews.
it's just COPE and I hate it
this holiday shouldn't exist at all
Screw this I'm not falling for Jews.
kek fair enough. Orchids are very nice though.
Why don't you have a Valentine's date, user?
I think a lot more would feel like that than they would dare let on. And there's nothing romantic about a cattle market. Valentines encourages herdlike behavior and status signalling among roasties, I'm not sorry to be able to avoid that
Dunno man, all I know is she really likes roses. She used to spend almost one hour per month with them.
LMAO i came to r9k JUST for this thread.
I aint got shit to complain about, i have more than 40k in bannk, DEBT free. No lona,s no Slavery to the jews or banks or anything.
I may be single, but all my coworkers who are married told me this is like the few excuses of the year to get laid from their wives. (they all have kids )
I will be working, and gettinng high, and walking around a lake today while everyone else fighting traffic, and dealing with all the noise from other people. I will have silence, and think back.
to how 5 years ago i was a janitor with only 20k per year, and with no college degree i went up to 140k
So fuck your sadness, and fuck your valentines day, Make life your GF and fuck her every day, and than you get somewheere like i did
If it makes you feel better, this holiday doesn't have any real meaning anymore.
I would say we're better for not participating but would that still be the case if we were in a relationship with someone? I would hope not.
tfw no maho gf
who am i kidding. i wouldn't be able to sustain a relationship. i feel so tired. so void of life. so void of will. all i can do is wait for the end.
Holy shit good image
sober up cunt
Fourth image should really be cyanide capsules instead of bullets.
jap girls fucking love tall white chads
I feel the same exact unfortunately.
At least I can fixate over pictures of her
he crys about life, and uses credit cards.
Why is life so hard!
not him but i'm 22 and i don't have a credit card.i agree with you though, i don't care about no gf feelings that much either i just wish i was financially stable above everything else. that'd make me happy enough.
YES SHE FUCKING WANTS FREE FOOD GOD DAMN DONT EVER TRUST WOMEN!!!!!
online fembot gf broke up with me a while back
she pretty much still only talks to me
she is talking to me today
What's even the point, she is like a waste of time now
The roastie wanna full her tummy before going to chad's place
You should pay for the meal and give her some money to buy condoms for chad
he's still a khhv virgin
he's never had a girlffiend
he doesn't even have any friends
he sits inside all day erry day, watching anime and playing vidya
he promised to change this year, go to the gym, learn to socialize and finally get that pure virginal submissive asian gf he deserves
he realizes that it has been 8 years since he made that promise in 2011 and nothing has changed
he doesn't have a good career or any mentionable job experience
he'll be here, he'll be here forever
Then go for more stuff. And whatever you do, don't take advice from randoms on Jow Forums. If someone tells you that $30 is "too much stuff to gift a fiancee" you can be sure that they have wizard powers.
Go for it. She will find it adorable that you want to give her the whole world in presents.
1 year is not a new relationship. The new part stops at somewhere 6 months.
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? She wants to eat with you on Valentine's. It's a fucking date. Go for it.
You'll get her a meal, she goes home and later in the night Chad and/or Jamal whill make her have multiple orgasms.
I can see why you're on Jow Forums. You are too paranoid to ever enjoy the company of others.
It's just filler so you can claim to have more qualities.
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY NOW MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT I WAS HANDSOME AND THAT GIRLS WOULD LIKE ME WHEN I GOT OLDER FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT WAS HAPPENED WHY I AM ALL ALONE GODDAMMIT FUCK!!!!
I'm more than happy to go see my gf. I booked a hotel room, we'll order in so we have as much time as possible alone and in bed. I'm bringing a bag full of sex toys and some lingerie for her, and Viagra in case I get tired. And I will have fun.
Have you ever dominated a woman? Put a dog collar and ballgag on her and walked her around the room and then fucked her in the ass? It feels fucking amazing, like you own her body and soul, like she is your plaything. And that is what we normies consider "wasting a Thrusday night". Not sure if you see that as the conformist hamster wheel, but you should know that there is some fun stuff outside Jow Forums.
She gave me multiple hand made presents
and I gave her nothing
What the fuck is wrong with women and why do they stay with men like this?
I know that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sorry bud, but you must understand caring or respecting girls don't work.
so let's be alone together, fellow robots
You are watching too much porn kiddo
Feels good not to have crippling autism brah
In 2014 I was drinking vodka out of a water bottle thinking about a girl who never liked me that much.
In 2015 I was watching Hitler speeches
In 2016 I don't remember what I was doing on Valentines.
In 2017, I didn't care.
In 2018, I didn't care.
In 2019, I'm actually a bit happier and freer than I used to be, and I certainly don't care about anything I used to about this "holiday".
I mean, given you can't just fucking capitulate to every fucking thing they want, I still think you should at the very least show them a little bit of proof that you give a shit, right?
Does anyone have a webm of him just kicking the chair and walking away?
a girl will never send you messages like these
If he's posting the supreme Gentleman, he's far past reasoning.
Ermm, yeah they will. Have you noticed that women can be emotional?
Only if you are a chad
You don't have to be a Chad, you just have to connect. If you show a woman that you care, that you understand her, and that you are alpha, she will send you messages like that.
my first time celebrating it
Have fun with your girlfriend (male)
Do you think there was ever a chance for our boi Elliot?
Well, I was the ex-leader of the elite social group of our school. She waited 4 years for me after school ended. Just before I was gonna kms so I was messaging everyone. She asked me out so here we are.
I reply to her messages tho and she knows I care about her.
But we aren't in America so she doesn't have that "buy me this that" mindset
Coping: The post
Bruh, the first step of digging yourself out of that hole is admitting you have a problem.
this stupid level of happiness
making her so happy she's crying
He did everything and still roasties ignored and mistreated him
He walked around shopping malls
He owned a brand new car
He even went to a party once
No gf still, roasties pushed him to it
Yes. If someone had taken the time to break him down. He just needed to reassemble as a man responsible for his own actions instead of blaming everyone else on the planet for all his own problems.
And yet I'm the one going on a sex bender tonight with a woman that calls me master.
that is because you are handsome
has nothing to do with the nonsense you spew out of your mouth
fucking think before typing
Congrats for getting a brazilian whore,the easiest kind of female. Nothing to the brag about
I mean, from what I heard, he acted like a faggot and didn't at least fake the outgoing attitude. You need to fake it, it's that confidence that they're really into. Sure, he did everything else right, but I can't help but think that there's just one more missing piece to the puzzle.
That, or I'm retarded and Elliot did everything right and was entirely justified.
I kind of want to go with what this user says. I remember being autistic as fuck before college, and I had some friends who really helped me out. So, I think Sir Rodger of Isla Vista jut needed to smoke a joint and make some friends.
Valentine's Day made me realize I hate seeing other people be happy when I've never had a gf or had someone love me.
Do you really think any of us don't admit to our problems?
Get your damn dirty jewish crap off my board kike.
Kek she's not Brazilian or a whore. She's a virgin you salty incel
Incel. Women can love too. She's a cute virgin Latina who would never even register your existence in real life.
be on Jow Forums
thread where we commiserate about being lonely
one dude gets a gf and makes her genuinely happy
act like a faggot instead of just saying "good job"
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!1
I get to do Brazilian jiu-jitsu today so that's cool.
No gi today though, I prefer gi even though I'm awful at it.
NORMIES FUCK OFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT OOOOUUUUUTT
Thanks brah, you will certainly make it unlike the incels attacking me for having a qt who loves me
No. I mean I'm a 29 year old virgin myself, but I'm pretty sure that he was a straight up psychopath that had the killing of civilians in his blood sorry to say. He seemed to be gone from the beginning, his family was clearly shitty though.
Valentine Valentine originig
So latina or portuguese,in any case,low quality female. Nothing to be happy about
haha sorry user the gf factory has run out of gfs. no gf for you buddy. sorry about that buddy. hahaha
Elliot didn't do anything right dude. 29 year virgin here yet again telling you this.
How about some redpill?
Not the video itself, but the comment section. Goldmine of redpill truths there!
You literally just need to be confident and dominant. Women will fall in love with you. Don't ever be a pussy beta cuck cos that dries up girls quicker than the impeding block and delete.
Was alright, we smoked weed and I bought her chocolates and flowers and a small cake.
tfw 24th valentines day in a row with no gf
Hey! You! Nice job, bro. Out here getting nice and /fit/pilled, hoping I can make it like you one day. I may be depressed and completely dejected, but I haven't given up yet.
What a little faggot
go for it. i dont know her but im pretty fucking sure shes not that desperate to try and scam you for a meal. worst case scenario you waste your time which you were going to do anyway
Used to be fat brah, got fit and made it. Good luck man. You'll make it soon
How do I become retarded enough to type like this?
You get over your COPE first
its on all of them, whatever program governs your choices are roughly the same, im guessing
from personal experience, ive seen the same
Cease this! Just suck his dick already
Pagan holiday, why should I care
if you say so
whats it about?
Does that mean you were drunk when you wrote this?
horny and lonelypilled
Hey! It's my 23rd. What'd you do last year? It's 6AM and I'm already hitting the vodka!
Oh, God. Nothing right?
I attribute a lot of it to his family. I think that if they had just explained how the world actually works, and that if someone really worked with him, like actually worked with him and given him the help that his autistic ass needed, then maybe he would have turned out a little different.
I'm 23, and if I were still a virgin I'd probably just pull the trigger on this walther right here right fucking now. The only reason I got laid was because I found friends who taught me to not be autistic. I feel like having friends is a big part of life.
Thanks, man. I hope I can be more than I seem. The gains are already getting noticed, but I need to keep working.
Holy fucking shit, I need to cut the bread and beer out and diet like you are.
No, it is because of the things I mentioned. I've gotten messages like that many times, not just from my current gf but several past ones as well. When a woman feels you understand her, that you care for her, and that you are "capable" enough to be in charge of her, she will worship you just like the woman sending those messages.
Yes, I see it again and again in this thread alone. "I would rather stay at home", "Normies are just losers with childish pleasures", "Women are evil", "Women are just playing you", "Women... " "Women... " "Women...". So yes, I think many of the robots here blame everyone else for their own shortcomings.
I'm surprised that I am alone.
will be nice today
bye guys wish me luck
They created a holiday to celebrate love and relationships but it just makes me hate myself for being so hard to love.
fuck this dumb day i hate it
Judging by those texts you're definitely coming second place with the 'tisms
What does this even mean? You're literally nonsensical.
You suck and are a piece if shit
girl works in the finance and payroll department
is a super qt
decide to hit on her yesterday to get a date today
come up with a finance related hit on
find a coin that is squashed and looks a bit like a heart
approach her in the middle of the day
'y-y-ou finance gals love MONETARY SYSTEMS and if you refuse to be my valentine you'll give this MAN-A-TEARY SYSTEM!'
she gets really confused and asks what I want
tell her a date
WHY IS IT SO HARD
She's sperging and way overreacting. It's either severe autism or she's a femcel candidate
What'd you do last year?
masturbated and got wasted on whiskey
Ahahahahahahahhaha this level of autism is actually no longer cringe but gold... Well done mate
Twink, if you got the same dick Ive been giving her, you would also be sperging out.
this cant be real Annon-san
Its my birthday.
Tfw I'm single
i want to believe this really happened
Oh, WOW! Cool! I'm already drunk on vodka and it's 7 in the morning! I'm just like you, except probably worse!
Happy birthday, user. I hope life doesn't shit on you today like it's shit on me.
I can't believe you said this.
I think i will kms today
Took next two days off for a four day weekend. Gonna hole up and play vidya. Might even order a heart shaped pizza.
I think I'd pass, normal girls don't act like this no matter how strong the weenie is, their pride is worth more than that.
Genuinely suggesting you be careful, there's potential batshit craziness hiding in her.
haha. jesus, well at least I'm not you.
Excellant bait sir.
And If it's not may got have mercy on you
Best gf here. Just drew my bf a heart in the snow for when he wakes up. I love Valentine's day.
I invited a girl to go to a party with me next week. The problem is I don't have a party to go to. I think I will tell her the party got canceled and ask her if she wants to drink with me and few of my friends. Hope it works out. I really like her.
From what ive heard in conversations with friends and some girls is that girls just hate movie theaters is general. In my opinion i dont think she is just trying to get food off of you. She would have just put you down if she wasnt interested whatsoever. Take your shot at a dinner date and treat her well, get to know her, etc.
it's over, and that's a good thing
more like beta cuck day. Looking to see if sales numbers plummet after all the MeToo shit. A sane man would see this as just another day and go about their business.
lonely as ever
mom texts me Happy Valentine's Day
Got my heart racing a bit.
Are you retarded? She gave you the date you asked for, just in a different setting. Just split the bill instead of paying like a cuck and you'll be fine
As a guy who has been single for years I recently came across a bit of insight. Basically being alone and being lonely are two different things. The former is a physical matter. The latter is discomfort with being by oneself. If I can be happy being in the company of myself, I will never feel lonely again.
Also to all you fags pining over a girl, I've been rejected hundreds of times and at a certain point the experience stops hurting. Learn how to read body language and appear confident, it may help you. But not me, I'm a balding NEET. I'm essentially waiting for a robot waifu now because I refuse to shack up with some fat wrinkled slag.
Idiot, maybe she hates movies? Maybe she wants to get to know you in a setting in which she can chat? Why are you so dumb? And buying dinner is no more expensive than a movie and popcorn.
I am in my senior year of HS, how do I get a goth girlfriend?
Missed the train on that. Go after any woman you like. Once she's under the love spell you can push her to adopt the goth style. Also gtfo this cursed website.
Made facebook account because I was curious about what my old high school friends were doing
Find out every one of them has a good job, a girlfriend or is about to get married
Still working shitty slightly above minimum wage cuck job at 27
Live alone in shitty apartment
Lost all hope when a jewish overweight guy that I knew is dating a cutie and is travelling to America for business
Tfw when the only person who called or texted you in the last month and a half is your parents
I fucking hate my life and I utterly despise all the bitches at my job.
How do I even approach girls if I dont really talk to anyone? I am quite inexperienced.
You don't. You need to build a social circle and raise your status. A guy wouldn't care if his girl was a loner because that just means he can have her to himself but a girl probably has friends and status at the school. If the guy she is dating is a friendless loser than imagine all the shit talking about you and her.
Who cares im a virgin and i dont give a fuck
It's 15:50 in yurop
based mom, say thanks to her
do you need to ask lol
single for years
Try single since birth. By the time any of us see affection it will be nothing but blinding. (You're a big guy.)
I find comfort in the fact someone out there is suffering more than me.
You do give a fuck and let me tell you faggot, we all do. There is a constant reminder in society for men to be dating women and experiencing what a relationship is. We are behind the curve and the longer you wait, the harder it is to climb out.
Well, I dont really care about any status at this stage. I am fine with just having a loner gf who loves me for who I am. I just want to go up and talk to someone.
Go to the gym, get a high paying job and read /r/theredpill daily. The rest will come automatically as you'll eventually transform into an alpha male.
But the big question is.. why would you ever want to date a modern western woman?
you will never be european.
Thank God for that
Why not try abandoning that need? Way better than despair
Oh yeah that is realistic. Find an decent looking girl who is a loner and would give me the time of day. If even ugly women are being hounded on tinder than what makes you think a decent loner girl isn't being asked out by guys with higher social status than her in school?
Do you people ever think?
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why even bother
i hope you fall down a flight of stairs and become paralyzed from the neck down
How the fuck would I abandon something so ingratiated in my biology you faggot. Companionship and relationships are an innate human desire and not having it hurts the individual in the long run.
Ask those middle aged alphas who are fucking a bunch of woman how they feel every year when they are alone.
you are too autistic even for r9k.
please reduce autism levels
user wtf were you expecting? You practically insulted her right out of the gate
If I find a friend or two first, will I be in better luck at least?
Is that really an insult? If somebody sent me a message like that I would just take it as a bit of banter
No wonder you are an incel, kek.
female coworker asked if I had any message for today
oh, I can make one for you if you want
in front of everyone
h-how dare you message a women anything that isn't a compliment
How the fuck would I abandon something so ingratiated in my biology you faggot
Monks do it all the time, user.
Meditation and things that relate to toying with your psyche are known ways to actively change you from "deep within".
Kinda like asking "why" to every answer, you dilute the meaning to the point where you're alienated from your "physical" feeling.
It sounds very /x/, yeah, but meditation and that sort of shit really does affect your perception on these things.
You can doubt it, but you should at least try it. It won't cause any more problems than you already have
he thinks he is good looking enough to say shit like this to women.
What a knob you are.
lmao if you want a date don't insult her you tard
t. messages every girl hey and wonders why he gets no responses
This guy. I been meditating for years now hitting almost an hour a day user, that shit is great but it will not lower my primal urges to fuck a woman and seek companionship.
The only thing keeping me in check is working on my coding projects but a man needs a woman in his life. Point blank period.
It's a bit too spicy of a banter for a first encounter. You shouldn't be boring, but its best to avoid implying bad things about your match right off the bat
Also, you're Australian, aren't you?
no why would you think that?
Time to do college work and spend the day unfucking my ingrown toenail
a man needs a woman in his life.
Iunno, im 24 and I've never really felt the bitter need for it. I lust, but i don't really consider on getting any with real people.
girl at work talks to you
imagine life together
you will always be too ugly to get a gf
There is no answer to this. It's fucking over.
Then you are more broken than normal, congrats. This idea of dying alone is not something any man should have in mind.
Imagine people finding you dead at your apartment or home with your body decomposing for days and they have to hire a team of individuals to clean up the place. Fuck that. I want someone who I can be with in my old age and has my back. It is a naive dream yes but I want it dammit.
Even saying hey will get you more positive responses than insults do.
Wrong! Even average women get 50 - 100 messages a day, a majority of which are "hey" and variations of it, unless you are a 8/10 they will get ignored, if your a 8/10 you can message whatever and get a response, when your average or ugly you have to stand out
imagine if you celebrate valentines day lmao
Well, you can pay a whore or a social worker to visit your apartment every week to check you.
I hope one of you has actually gone to Japan and experienced or seen it firsthand as opposed to just throwing stereotypes at him that you learned from Jow Forums.
Keep insulting them. I hope its a viable strategy then.
You should lay off the PUA stuff. Its bullshit.
i have done nothing to get a gf YTD except impotently shitpost "will u be my gf" to roasties on this board. I have earned my solitude on this day, and will spend it going to the gym and smoking weed/grinding diablo 3 when i get home
Do you know where you are?
originally a big yikes
Tfw no cute goth girlfriend to cuddle with and watch shitty horror movies all day with
Goddammit we'll make it one day boys I know we will
I think I might be one of the 2% of the population who live to old age without ever having sex. I'm too pussy to ever off myself or approach a girl so I'll just continue to waste away until my body expires. Such a sad existence.
Its not fair! Why cant I have qt gf for Valentines Day!?!? I tried my best and I have nothing to show for it. Why has God foresaken me? REEEEEEE!!!
o-oh-only betacucks care about gf..
Im gonna play some vidya and try not to miss my ex
Stop being a pussy and just pay for an escort. It isn't that expensive, you get to fuck a babe and you get the virginity monkey off your back.
You guys are alone because you refuse to lower your standards. Date a fat chick. Treat her good. She'll lose weight for you, and go from a 3-4/10 to a 8/10.
Also, use automatic swipers on as many dating apps as you can. Today's the day when single will settle for any man, and 9 times out of ten WILL go on a date with you.
Do it anons. I'm a 3/10 ugly socially awkward black manlet, and even I have 4 dates lined up today. You can do it.
If you don't have any money or a job, you can forget about it tho
Unless you're deformed in some way.
Are you an English teacher?
What's the pay like and do schools offer you free housing?
getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed in an hour.
getting hopped up on codeine tonight.
actually caring about valentines day
it's just a another forced consumerist day
Original as fuck.
this will never be me and femanon
i dont even want sex i just want cuddles my life is fucking bullshit
Then she will fuck off.
Are you dumb? She's changing herself for you, the guy that accepted her when she was at her lowest. Her self esteem will completely center around you, and only you. Once you're out of the picture, she'll balloon again.
at least my crush is alone as well today
Have fun getting dumped for having the emotional range of a toaster oven
beepis boopis jeff goldblum has got two blonde girls in this picture
I had a friend who did that. The girl he got with already had a daughter, but I guess that didn't bother him. Turns out his gf had some serious mental issues, and the ex-husband was abusive towards their daughter. Now he's sort of stuck with a fat, obnoxious lard-ass because he doesn't want to leave the daughter with either her mother or father.
That pun really only works in text form
Legit 100% confirmed autism
If it makes you feel better you got a bunch of robots to kekringe
tfw you realize you are going to be the eternal single of your friends group
tfw it doesn't bother you anymore
you are loved by us.
Solitude is not that bad lads.
I second that. My ex used to do the same shit. Turns out she was bipolar and god damn those mood swings...
work at grocery store
It makes life bearable
oh shit RIP nigga lmao
I'm gonna sext my old pregnant friend tonight I just can't help it, she's crazy and I really shouldn't but damn her milkers fuckin expanded and she said they are heavy and jiggly and went from like a C cup to a DD. Not my kid btw.
Don't forget the roasties who aren't getting laid today because they couldn't make up their mind & Chad chose someone else.
I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY FUCKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is the Drive movie actually good or is it only good for Gosling reaction images?
Sick and alone another year
I don't even have the energy to yell about being lonely or horny any more
I hate this holiday I hate seeing everyone happy I hate it more than Christmas why why I hate it so fuckin much.
I wish I could kill myself but humans do not want to kill themselves by default and I haven't lost my mind yet
All I want in life is for someone if the opposite sex to give a damn about me it's not all, sex, sex, sex, I just wanna have fun, enjoy life but no! Thats all it ever is! No's and shit getting in my way!
All these Ryan Gosling reaction images are from blade runner 2049, which is an excellent movie. Drive is excellent as well, id recommend both of them.
Drive is robot kino. It's about a robot who thinks he's gonna make it but
gets dabbed on hard. He then takes a major blackpill and dabs back. Also, God tier soundtrack.
However all the angry HORNY AND LONELY Goslings are from blade runner 2049, mostly from this scene (spoiler alert) youtu.be
Girl messaging me about how she's sad and lonely on Valentine's. What did she mean by this?
"We can fix that :) Let's go out for a meal"
You can do it
jizz on your mom like a snowstorm
ive been fucking bitches since i was a newborn
In the same room as crush and her friend and friend was being chummy with me and joking about how crush would bully me into doing what she wants.
Had to joke along instead of talking about how I'd want to cave into whatever she wanted of me.
I haven't talked much with her but we're progressively more acquainted and chummy.
I get so nervous around her though I can barely initiate conversation on my own, she just really fascinates me.
She doesn't have a rose or anything and is seemingly still open, so at least some fag didn't try to make their move on her.
That's the best I can hope for today; I wanted to bake her cookies and stuff but decided that would be too forward, I just want to shower her in home made sweets.
I keep thinking about it but I've asked her to meetup before and she declined. Girls are confusing as fuck.
Gosh you're so fucking edgy and annoying, why do you even have a gf anyways you faggot?
Unironically the blade runner 2049 movie was so bad I almost felt asleep. It was way too slow desu
all the restaurants are fully booked
I decided to finally try and do something and go to some sort of single's night valentines party. Looked for hours, but I couldn't find one less than 2 hours away, and even then, there were very few.
Yet another Birthday/Valentines day where I do nothing.
It's okay user, not everyone has feelings or understands the human experience.
It wasn't slow at all its not an action film. Go watch avengers for that.
Who will still be alive tomorrow, not having succumbed to suicide?
Me, too angry to die. You only an hero if you turn your anger inwards instead of outwards where it belongs.
Maybe they where put off by the one eye man
I just gave up at this point, even masturbation doesnt bring satisfaction. I still have a slight hope in the back of my mind to get a gf, but i know very well it will never happen, and if it does i wont be satisfied with the relationship. Might as well focus on other aspects of life now.
What's up NEETs, I just fucked one of my asian friends and came inside of her pussy.
We weren't even planning on it, we just sort of wound up screwing
All that to say, see ya later, virgins
pls can a femanon make believe to be my valentine pls
going outside on valentine's day
literally sucks seeing people kissing in public while im just getting beers to drink by my lonesome
sorry bro Japanese women like spics. 4 girls on his dick
IT HURTS SO BAD BROS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
jesus christ bro go outside
most likely a dinner whore women are only in this world to manipulate and use men.
okay i'll go to the store and get a gatorade and see if it makes me feel better
youre on here too you flaming faggot dick licker ball face
Please do not do it. We will survive through. All is gonna end eventually.
I'm really fucking tired of it bros. A friend and I are going to make an entire day centered around taking pictures of each other at parks, bars, zoos, etc. to make it seem like we have a life.
I am so fucking desperate for someone to love me. I feel like this is the only way.
The brain of women can mostly be compared to a hive mind
I genuinely tried. I'd go to a bar or something, but I don't drink. Just don't know what to do here.
divorce only goes up with women lose weight. also she is probably going to cheat because she will get more attention.
great recommendation youtube, got really into the video, it felt nice, like I really had a gf :^)
It hurt 10 times more when it was over !
It's pretty entertaining at first but this guy is just sad, bumping his own thread every three minutes lmao
I'm actually okay. Not that I enjoy your miseries, but I can't say I'm truly alone when you're all on this shitty ride.
Some things you just can't fix, there's so much more than no gf that holds you back
She'll lose weight for you, and go from a 3-4/10 to a 8/10.
then cheat on you with another 'better' guy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST FUCKING END ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY PLEASE NO NOT LIKE THIS NO PLEASE MOMMY AAAAAAAAAAAA
Eh, seems overly-acted. She doesn't seem comfortable, like she's always trying too hard to look hot; talking about her mannerisms, not what she wears or h0ow she looks.
that actually sounds like decent a business opportunity, mon ami
how can someone watch shit as gay as this?
are you like a fucking woman? that was awful
All I can concentrate on is
set to VHS aesthetic in may 1997
lmao I wasn't even born then
Probably gonna get stoned, slam some beers, listen to electric light orchestra on vinyl.
Bout to be a good night lads, may we all find that special someone someday.
What porn should I watch on valentines?
Perhaps something special cos its the day of love?
Amputee porn, Daisy's Destruction, hai2u style porn?
The Cock Market makes good wholesome shit, if you're into incest.
fuuuuuuck I'm spending my 22nd consecutive year on this planet alone while my crush is enjoying valentines day with her loved one fuCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL.
I know it's bad to think like this but holy fuck REALLY? 22 fucking years and I haven't been able to entice a single being on this planet into caring about whether I live or die. It all hurts so fucking much.
SHUT UP, I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT
Your fault for being boring and a failure, user.
then stop listening to shitty pop womyn mumble. maybe you have no gf because youre a fucking brainlet
I got some news for you user, year 23 isn't much better.
Dont kill yourself today user-chan.
Do it tomorrow so you dont look too pathetic
Wow, user. How are you? Sounds like the coping is a little hard
when does the pain stop user?
certainly not past 26
When you accept that it never will.
Sure she is user. Keep telling yourself that as she is swallowing Chads semen.
Happy Valentine's Day Bros!
work at womens clothing store
Life is unbearable. Why cant I have qt gf this valentines?
I actually thought my life would get better after my mid-20s
I cuddled with my friend the other day. She laid on my lap and I held her. It was so warm and amazing. She gave me the biggest hug too.
It was the best day of my life. Hoping I can repeat it sometime.
tfw 21 and reading these
[doom slowly encroaching]
Take things seriously now, man. Don't be complacent like I was. Sitting in your room day after day will get you nothing. You'll achieve nothing. You won't find love, you won't find satisfaction. It's hell. Get out while you can, hang out with friends. Go to events. Attempt to live a life. I've convinced myself that I enjoy sitting in my room, but that's because I'm afraid. I'm afraid of everything and my room is my escape and prison cell both.
I assume you have anxiety so I know it's excruciatingly difficult, but nothing will change if you continue this path. Seriously. You have to do something. Anything.
Agian, for the sake of r9k's character limit, I tried. I try. I want to enjoy life, I really do. I want someone to love and hold, but I just don't fucking know how.
two days into 26
Can confirm with absolute certainty
Take things seriously now, man. Don't be complacent like I was.
and do fucking what?
if you haven't figured out your life by 25 its over
just waiting for the slow death now
I'm at 23.
Maybe it's because I've never felt love before, so the wound has never been fully opened, but the desire for it is just a dull ache now, so it's not so bad. If I manage to not think about it, it doesn't hurt at all. Though obviously days like this make that somewhat difficult.
These are all so funny to me, which is weird cuz im in the exact same position
I'll be honest, one of those is me and it's jokey shitposting. Still though fuck this whole planet, smartphones ruined everything. I can't wait for the collapse.
r9k isn't a congregation place for like-minded losers
Why aren't textless posts allowed, anyway? Couldn't the bot just check the originality of the image hash?
HE STILL USES TINDER BAAAAAHAHHAHA
my best friend gave me a CD with a drawing of me and a long note which said i am her best friend and stuff.
i feel great man
I feel like I could be content, perhaps even happy having never experienced love.
I've only ever genuinely felt like I was in love once in my life but my mind still obsesses over it to this day.
There was this one girl from my childhood who I actually connected with deeply, we were best friends and talked every single day, she's basically the only person in this world that I genuinely cared about and wanted to protect. Turns out she's a lesbian and is now in a relationship with another girl.
God I want more than anything to just be able to move on with my life, I wish my mind would fucking work the way I want it to for once.
My mom didn't even get me any Valentine's candy this year. The gravity of my situation is really starting to sink in.
severe anxiety that makes it impossible to do anything
below average penis
It's just going to continue to get worse, isn't it?
implying you're the victim
stop posting varg vikernes, he is a faggot that made no good music for almost 20 years, and as someone that worked in the jail he was the girl, he even got cook from the cops in there. Major faggot.
Here's my advice: take a week off and then take one on, off again on again the hair is turning thin maybe use Bosley or justformentouchofgray but what do i know right accept that I am right and then the exception to the right will be all that is left (t. very nice xD) well like i was praying and then the voice of god spoke to me but in a really thick southern drawl talking about letting the door hit my ass on the way out - as if he could know that...? - and then as if out of nowhere in particular or in specific terrific he asked if I had a light for him since he's started smoking again on again but not off not off this time for he has a lot of time as I"m sure you do but who doesn't nowadays?
Im gonna go out and eat some pho, then go full a long night walk thinking about the imaginary girlfriend of my dreams.
What a fucking idiot. Make sure to bring an extra pair of socks, it gets mighty cold out there, bro. Maybe a pair of ankle socks over knee high? Just a thought...
You think cold weather can stop me? Ive been through worse, like weather so cold that my eyeballs hurt
Fuck bro, could you still see afterwards? I mean I know you can now, but how long was it until you could see again when your eyes hurt?
I am drinking and watching anime
crush on this dude
both dont have friends
me: "w-wan-na h-hang o-out"
"sorry i like *the staceyiest slut in the school*"
even paid for his food
fuck you anons. you told me even the most disgusting girl could get a guy.
inb4 "look at this femanon with standards! just date the downy"
Alright, two questions
How ugly are you
How stupid is he
Also to be frank he's never gonna get that bitch, but he can have you so if you're not fugly you can probably get him to like you with some effort. I know this is counter-intuitive for women, but if you can become his friend you can easily get the rest. Pretty much all dudes just want a friend who they can also fuck for a girlfriend, except for retards and sex addicts.
Autistic chad is still chad luv
i honestly dont know how ugly i am. im asian, 5'3, skinny ish, b cup. this guy is 5'7, super skinny, asian. for reference my sister and my mom are both beta-ish stacies and enjoy flirting with brads. my dad is ugly and a beta wage slaver (tbf earns 200k a year and is genuinely a good person).
when i visit my relatives theyre just like "woah the younger sister could be a movie star..... well i guess the older one looks like a dad...I bet shes smart (im fucking retarded)".
sorry for the rant. but ive been trying to talk to him everyday and i confessed my love today.
hes legit autistic i dont say this in a mean way or whatever but people make fun of him all the time but i still like him because hes actually funny and sweet
even the autistic normans make fun of him :(.
god i want to choke all the normans so hard. somehow theyre worse than stacies and chads. i fucking hate valentines day
27 y/o kissless virgin, never had any romantic success and various compounding circumstances make romance in the near future unlikely. I'm going to become the male version of a Christmas Cake and I can't do anything about it. Does hope exist, or am I shit out of luck forever?
Alright assuming you're not ugly as fuck somehow, literally become his friend. Take interest in his hobbies. Invite him to hang out or do things without the expectation of sex or romance. This will take a while if you're not already close. You'll get to know him and assuming you're not also boring as sin he'll get closer to you. Once you're close like that, gradually escalate things. Wear less when he's around. Assuming he likes anime (let's not kid ourselves, he's autistic, he likes anime) watch more ecchi shit with him. Make more contact physically, but slowly so he gets used to it. Eventually you should get him to a situation where he's turned on and you're around, and gears will click in his head. Sure, he might still have appreciation for stacy pornstar or whoever physically, but in terms of a real partner in life you'll be the best match for him.
This does, however, require you to be able to not be boring, take genuine interest in him, and not be a bitch to him. That's hard for some people, so make sure you can do it.
b-but I don't want to be his friend, I want to be his gf!!!
Men are far more loyal and devoted to their friends than some thot who gets their dick wet. I wouldn't piss on a thot to put her out if she was on fire, but you bet your ass I'd be up at 4AM for a friend if he needed me. Trust me, you want to be his friend first.
dumbass believes the "asian women love white dudes meme"
indoctrinates himself by watching copious amounts of anime
can't even fucking speak Japanese
fucking kill yourself
Drinking tonight. You guys are my true friends.
Talking to a girl I like and she's ranting about how alone she is. Starts telling me how she can't wait to go to her new college and meet someone. Already asked to meet up with her and she declined. Get me out this happens every time I get rejected and they just want someone to vent to. Every single time I'm not good enough. Fuck this shit earth.
being this oblivious
This has to be bait.
Hope doesn't exist it's a meme. I'd evacuate life immediately assuming you don't have anything else to live for.
Worst fucking day of the year. And when you do have a gf it doesn't mean shit. I got through it without thinking about it too much until the end of the day.
It is Valentine's Day and I have no one. No girl to love, nothing. I am probably gonna go out by myself later on and get Chinese food at the local fucking supermarket and eat it by my fucking self.
I have tried and tried and tried and tried again to get a fucking girlfriend, but it always ends in colossal fucking failures. I have expirenced nothing but ghostings, rudeness, and straight up rejections from women.
This is not fair... this is an OUTRAGE!! I WANT A FUCKING WOMAN IN MY LIFE. I WANT TO TAKE A FUCKING GIRL OUT ON A NICE DATE!! I WANT TO KISS AND MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL!! I WANT TO FEEL LOVE!!! I AM HUMAN, I DESIRE SEX AND I I DESIRE FEMAL COMPANIONSHIP.
My GF always makes fun of this one orbiter. He even wrote a poem about her but is usually too afraid to send her messages. Today he gathered courge and wrote to her on facebook. She told me that shes gonna ghost him. Told her not to be cruel and respond to poor sap.
Honestly I like my gf but the nature of women saddens me greatly. I would rather have a pack of close bros than GF. No homo.
That's SHIT advice. My boyfriend told me to respond to an orbiter and he started fucking stalking me because he thought he had a chance. I had to change my phone number and I'm moving soon. Don't put your girl in danger just because you empathize with him. And don't risk your relationship to prove some stupid point to yourself about being a good person. They could hit it off and leave you in the dust. Also, I resent the shit out of my bf for telling me to talk to this guy. You should be jealous and telling her to ghost him. You clearly don't even love this girl.
You reject him moron.
Reject the orbiter? I did. I did many many many times but I made the mistake of being nice to him because my boyfriend felt bad. Men really underestimate how evil other men can be.
He had serious autism, probably not desu
A man orbiting a girl who's taken and rejected him is not normal you should've gotten actual help ghosting solves nothing.
He kept threatening to an hero, I didn't know what to do. All I can say is that I regret being kind to him and that sometimes you have to be mean to people to protect them. He and I would both be better off if I had ignored him or if I told him to fuck off initially.
Should've let him an hero
he wasn't gonna do it
Ive had crushes, but none of them amounted to anything
Everyone Ive ever gone after was already taken and now I feel damaged. I feel rejected before i even try because its the same shit everytime
where do I meet single women
Eating Pretzels and Chocolate alone while playing yugioh. Please soothe the pain Aoi i'm so lonely.
tfw too high functioning of a schizo for NEETbux but at least I don't have thought disorder and an IQ of 85
I'm the guy you are responding to.
The orbiter is not a competition for me so I have nothing to worry about.
The orbiter is not a competition for me so I have nothing to worry about.
Don't cuck yourself dude. Please, I'm just saying this to help you. Not only are you cucking yourself but you are making your gf feel extremely unimportant to you. You should be more protective and maybe even a little jealous. I guarantee it hurt her feelings when you told her to talk to him. It's funny your could call her cruel but then treat her this way with no regard for how she might feel.
go fuck yourself and get off my board
She knows I love and care about her. It's just that I'm not her father to say what she can and what she can't. She knows herself if she fucks up I have a lot of other girls available, although right now I will stay loyal till she's loyal.
27 so far
End up forgetting my age quite often
Not making it past 30
You sound like you don't care about her at all. She can do better. If you made someone feel like they are unimportant it will have an impact. I have to say that when my bf told me to talk to my orbiter it really made me feel like everything between us was questionable. If he had an orbiter I'd be jealous and I certainly wouldn't want him to encourage them. It's disturbing to me that you can't even understand how it must feel from her perspective.
you and I are the same
idk i just feel like this method is like the female equivalent of a beta orbiter
Meeting up for fuggs this weekend. Cya virgins.
get up at 5am
step on a splinter
splinter breaks off in my foot
get to work at 6
9 hours of walking around on solid concrete with a splinter in my foot
get in a little shit-fling with my boss over schedule so I'm probably gonna get fucked over even harder now
get off work 3 hours ago
turn on pc
stare at screen, do drugs and try not to think about my shit-fucked, worthless life or the fact that I have work tomorrow too and I still can't get this goddamned splinter out of my fucking foot
I wish I were fucking dead. Or everyone else was dead.
That's because you don't understand men at all. You're not orbiting, you're getting him to care about more than your pussy. Orbiters exist because socially retarded men try to befriend women the same way they befriend men (getting to know them, taking interest in them, spending time with them to develop a friendship). Thots exist because socially retarded women try to interact with men the same way they interact with women (transactionally, with the expectation of betrayal and trading up for status). It's really just that simple.
I tried to ask someone, I did.
But I couldn't
Better than being rejected, I guess.
Maybe she really does. I just can't handle getting my heart broken ever again. I may never love as obsessively as the first time.
i mean ofc i dont understand men. i dont interact with them much. anyway, i dont think men are as benevolent as you describe them based on my own anecdotes, but ill give it a shot. i mean im already friends with him so idk how far this could get me.
Movies are a terrible date idea until you're in a steady relationship. It's 2 hours of not paying attention to each other or getting to know each other as you should on a date. Dinner's a good idea.
made a girl a shitty arts and crafts valentimes day card and got rejected
oh well theres always next year!
Went out earlier for a bite to eat with robot housemate and then got my haircut. Not a bad day honestly, I'm learning to love the single life and doing whatever I want. Honestly the thought of having to interact/spoil a girl makes me cringe
I may never love as obsessively as the first time.
Understandable, it's hard to get over that first person. Makes me want a virgin husband even more. Happy Valentine's Day, user.
You see men the way you do because you're used to dealing with women. Men aren't typically duplicitous by nature, nor are they trying to hurt anyone for the fun of it. Men that are like that aren't usually liked much by other men either. Now, do men want to fuck? Abso-fucking-lutely. The male sex drive is insanely strong. However fucking and attachment are very very different for men, which is why Chads can stick it in a different hole every night and never feel a thing. Once men blow their load all that sexual desire vanishes, and if you're just a pussy to them you'll know it.
The goal of a relationship isn't just to satisfy each other sexually. Men want to trust women, they want to be able to be sensitive with women, they want to find a woman who has a personality that they can get along with and that would be good for being a mother. Often times they don't really realize the last part but it's true if you observe the patterns. If you can be like that it doesn't matter if you're not overly hot, he'll want you anyway.
Maybe it turns out it doesn't work out, you're too different, wouldn't you rather know that before he's dumped more loads into you than his right hand? Approaching relationships in the way I've described is far more respectable from the outside, allows you to keep your own self respect, and avoids over-commitment/pre-emptive sex which often causes modern relationships to fail.
"me sad bcus luv day"
I haven't even talked to or seen a woman other than my mom in like 2 years.
With all the mudslimes invading your countries, soon you won't be european either.
I'd love to get comfy with you gents. But I'm expecting a Skype call from my e-gf. Catch you losers on the flip-a-dip.
dug up some bad repressed memories
remember back in 5th grade at the 3rd new private school in 3 years I was completely ostracized from the rest of the kids mostly because I had dandruff and the other kids thought I was gross. valentine's day rolls around and we do that thing where you exchange candy and write some shit on a piece of paper and attach it and give it to all of your friends. surprise surprise I got none and this fucked me up real hard and I started sobbing. the teacher noticed and then basically forced all the kids to give me a bit of theirs as a pittance. this was so embarrassing that I just got up and left in the middle of class and walked like 10 miles home.
fast forward 18 years here I am sitting alone in my apartment no job barely any friends and nobody has said a word to me. might end it all tonight boys I can't take much more.
Happy valentines to you as well. If I could turn back time I wish I have saved all my romance related expriences just for this one girl. I really hope you find a guy like this. You seem like a cool person.
This cracked me up, it's good to be reminded how absurd this all is
Yeah, It's so sad. Not even Jesus could save that little boigurl. Can we beat women?
Tfw drunk ang got no love tonight
Goma kms anons, thought id have lost my virginity by now. HOW DO I HAVE SEX WITH GI4LS3
enforced pity candy
Usually I'm jealous of countries where Valentine's falls during the school semester, but this is so much secondary pain that I'm actually glad I dodged that bullet.
Hang in there, user. Just take it one day at a time.
tfw no pussy to eat, no cock to suck or fuck me, no pussy to pound
Never gonna get sex. I had planned on killing myself years ago, still around for no reason.
Wow, you intensely suck. Much worse than just normal shittiness.
Too bad you can't have an orgy with high school cheerleaders
tell roastie go home
How about don't be such a dumb bitch?
this retarded faggot has a gf while I have never seen a breast irl
Thirstiest autistic post confirmed. Picnic first date with a girl who just requested a casual intro meal together is suicidal
How about don't be such a dumb bitch?
I mean you say it like it's so easy.
robots you need to help me make a roastie miserable
a girl had been talking to me for a month now "when are we meeting up" "when are we going for drinks" but would always put up an excuse, today she completely ghosted me and I saw on a snapchat story that she's with 2 guys (not even good looking , theyre uglier than me by at least 2 points)
as we all know all women are whores and she is probably fucking them at the same time now
help me conceive a revenge
I need to do something to her
Pee on her face lmao
Fuck off, normalfag.
She's allowed to be around people who aren't you. You sound absolutely insufferable.
Only friend I have left texts me out of the blue
Goes on and on about how well his date went tonight, how happy his girlfriend was, how happy he is with her, how much they cuddled and fucked all day
Asks me if I have a gf yet and if we did anything
"W-well I had an entire tray of pizza and watched anime since I got home from work."
He hasn't responded yet
I wonder if he knows how much it's killing me inside whenever he brings up how happy he is and I realize I've been in the same exact position since I was 13
cut all contact, being around happy fucks like that will only make you more miserable
He gets off to it. He's stroking his cock and using you for downward comparison
Both totally wrong and autistic. Normies genuinely think that all you lack is motivation, doing stuff like this is them trying to encourage you to be like them.
Once you know she's not willing to meet up with you, cut her out entirely. I went through the same thing and girls who flake but expect free ego boosts aren't worth it, user. If you need more evidence, think of all the times she was there for you when you needed to vent, or just left you on read for weeks.
found the virgin
I know ur feel, mane.
I found a 6.5/10 who isn't like that, doesn't even know what half that shit is probably. I kind of like her, better than a 9/10 thot. Turns out she's in a relationship with someone else which I only find out after she dropped some unusually specific hints with me. Oh well, Its not like I have any lower to go in that field anyways. Pic unrelated
snapchatting crush from work
we usually snap a portion of our surroundings and type
she snaps her laptop and her bed
someone gave her a rose and it's on her bed
i sent her a little shooped card thing earlier with her favorite stuff and she didn't care
it wasn't really unexpected. i've asked her out and got turned down before. i have tried to get over her, but nothing seems to be working. guess it's feels time for me lads
I'm 25 in August, this year is the beginning of the end for me
I can still turn it around right?
Develop a small amount of hope from talking to someone online
Get shut down on Valentine's Day
I don't know why I bother with hope.
THEY SAID WOMEN WOULD LOVE MY EYES AND THEY WERE RIGHT BUT IM TOO AUTISTIC TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SO I JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING IM LIKE A BRICK WALL AND I AM TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING BUT REJECT THEIR ADVANCES BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS FEARED A REAL RELATIONSHIP AND MY CLASSMATES CONVINCED ME I WAS UGLY IN HIGH SCHOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"where are all the explosions??!!"
"mommy! mommy! make screen go boom boom!"
i'm 26 later this year, high school dropout (i got bullied out), working min wage. there is nothing good in my life. the pain has increased, my capabilities are decreasing. yet somehow my will to live has never been greater. i refuse to let this faggot ass shitstain of a life be my whole goddamn journey. not until i can do something that i can be even slightly proud of
End up forgetting my age quite often
holy shit are you me?
Iktf user. I'm going to turn 21 soon and I'm all alone at college with no friends. Never drank before, what do?
you know you aren't ugly, user. you will find a nice girl and everything will be okay
Tell myself I'm going to leave my job before Valentine's day and apply for college
Third year in a row I didn't
Someone kill me
I know how you feel. An old crush started talking to me when I saw her in a grocery store one time. We ended up hanging out every other day. Eventually one thing led to another and we both felt very passionate about the sex. After a while she started talking to me less and we eventually quit talking completely. She messages me every now and then when her boyfriends ignore her, and it really hurt for a while but I'm honestly over her now. It gets better. Believe me.
Thank you user. My friends laughed at me and told me to lower my standards when I told them I just wanted a wholesome GF. Not that my standards matter anyways but maybe one day it'll happen.
I just want someone to cuddle up against me and tell me they love me and I could tell them I love you too.
This is the only thing I've ever wanted in life, but wanting any sort of relationship is now
EUGH FUCKING INCEL, WOMEN DON'T OWE YOU SEX YOU DISGUSTING SEXIST
I just want someone to love me
Anybody else have a gf but actually want to be alone
life is very long when you're lonely...
that hits the nail too damn close user
Modern dating culture killed off any hope of that kind of romance, and I hate every moment of it.
This one is for all my robots out there!
There's something extremely comedic about me falling for a lesbian. I haven't liked someone since like middle schoo, and the one time I do she's not only already in a relationship, she's fucking lesbian. Zero chance. I wish I could just go back to being completely alone. This pain is a lot worse than the dull pale sadness I felt before. I'm such a fucking loser.
It's almost here. I had a complete breakdown my freshman year of college. I went outside chain smoking cigarettes nightwalking campus, and decided I'd give myself until 25 and reassess. My 25th is coming up this year. I feel worse than I did back then. I just want to be loved. I had that for a while in 2016, but lost it. She has a baby and a marriage now. I'm still right here. I hate my job I got after college, and nothing seems to go right. Valentines day just drove this reality home today. It's coming. 5 more months to set it straight. I've had a lot of depressive episodes since then, but always had that feeling of "Stick it out. We haven't hit 25 yet.". I'm scared of what I'm going to do when I have one of these episodes after my birthday.
This song should fit you well.
On acid tanking the only relationship I've ever had. Just need her to leave me so I can kms alone and forgotten
KEK it hurts really fucking badly, but shit is hilarious. I want off this ride.
Terrible taste did nott even read text
"women won't stop looking at your eyes. You will have to beat them away with a stick"
milf neighbor joins in
I fucking hate feeling this alone and Im old enough to drink now
if 8 or 9, im having some whisky, if user replies and calls a single digit, im also screwed
Some old hag at the Uni handing out condoms
Tech Day today, so I decided to get my mind off of Valentines by going
All the decorations were valentines day decorations and candy
People with booths all over campus talking about love and shit
Environmental studies professor says it's valentines and asks if we are doing anything fun today
mfw I just shake my head silently
Every year. Why are we still here, just to feel?
No modern woman even knows how to handle emotion like that.
Put up a sign at the local community college for a boyfriend-free girl
Why, also no u
Unlike you, I'm not retarded. So no u
how's it lookin for you boys?
even if i had a gf for valentines, i had violent diarrhea for the past 3 hours so unless she can handle that, im better off alone
My girlfriend and I didn't even acknowledge that it was Valentine's Day. Feels good man.
Yea pretty much wqs my day
We all were bro... we all were...
Please tell me you're making this up dude.
Even when I did have a girl I was pissed off all the time because she didn't respect me. I have that issue with women for reason. They come and go, because I'm not nice or there for anybody. I end up being an asshole back. Which kind of works out for me anyway. I wouldn't think being with somebody who didn't really deserve me or appreciate who I was is a valuable investment. Or settling for something that doesn't make you happy.
Fuck it. I fucking hate how hard this is when you're already so depressed and broken it's impossible to escape.
They come and go, because I'm not nice or there for anybody.
I'm glad you don't have a gf. You don't deserve the good fortune.
9/10 girl I've had a crush on is outside of class
pumped from good grades I just got so fuck it ill ask her out for Valentine's day
In retrospect that's probably where I messed up
"hey, you wanna do something this evening?"
"Oh sorry user, I don't do the whole valentine thing, thanks tho"
walk into stairwell and get caught up with friends
overhear her from down the hall thanking Chad for chocolates
"yeah I'm free right now! This is my favorite time of year!"
I'm probably not the best candidate to take somebody out, I realize that, but why does it kill them to be honest?
I wonder how many retards cried, and or killed themselves over some pussy.
I should not laugh, but how fucking pathetioc can you be.
You realize you could study and get certifications that allow you to get a job and in 5 years with no college degree make 120k and not live in an over priced shit hole like LA, Seattle, Jew york, or San Fag cisco?
my cousin and her entire family may be in relationships, but they all live paycheck to paycheck inn a tiny small house, all on minimum wage, and they choose to stay there and not ever try to do better.
And im suppose to feel bad for getting myself from poor to rich in 5 years, with no educated parents, no degree, And you really want me to believe im a loser because i had no GF yesterday? even if i had 60kl in the bank with ZERO debt ZERO jew control, ZERO slavery?
O2 - UK
just bants mate back up
That webm, from what movie/serie is that?
based sperg working the orbiters and normies into seethes
Woke up, everyone was gone
they didn't come back until 9 at night
everyone went shopping, to lunch, shopping again, and to dinner
everyone but me
its from br2049
its from br2049
Thank you so much user
Which certifications? Genuinely curious.
mfw at work I get chocolates and a lolipop from old lady shop owners.
I don't even care getting something felt good.
a lil cringy in all honesty user