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Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

hey Jow Forums

have you ever been caught masturbating?

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Justin Brown
Justin Brown

Yeah by my mom. Shit was so awkward she just continued talking to me as if nothing ever happened

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

Been caught by multiple members of my family, my mom dad and brother. Growing up in a small ass apartment sucked

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

never, luckily. So that's nice

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

no but my dad found "sexy lingerie" in my browsing history. the only reason i was looking it up was because i couldnt remember how to spell it and i wanted to name chainmail lingerie in minecraft

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

Yeah my mom walked in on me fapping to German bdsm fetish porn and she walked straight out of my room the second she figured out what I was up to. It was 2 am and I had headphones on. I have no clue to this day why she was still up.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

Once I was almost caught. I'm gonna put this in the form of a greentext
Be 14
Watching porn on my laptop, forget what I was watching
Around dinner time
Jacking off with the fury of a thousand shaggys
Mom comes in to tell me it's time for dinner
Imfucked.jpg
Close the browser and pull up my pants with the accuracy of a sniper
I literally did it in 3 milliseconds, no joke
Mom never suspected a thing

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

No but back when i didnt have my own phone (the niggers didnt let me have one until 15, mainly just didnt ask) I would fap to shit on my mom's phone
Basically I forgot to close the tab and uhh

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

Did you finish? Nothing worse then cumming then pulling up your pants to not only have it wet and stick in your panties/pants but you also ruin your fap

Blake Lee
Blake Lee

Mom caught me in the my bathroom jerking it to my brother's workout magazine, had a foldout of a milfy brunette with massive tits and nice toned tummy

She walked out and we never ever acknowledged it ever again, not even almost 20 years later

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

When I was younger, around 13 years old, my little brother caught me masturbating. Well, he walked in and I immediately pulled my hands away from my pants. He saw that at least. Then he went away and 5 minutes later came back to say, "so how do women masturbate?"

Oops. That was an awkward talk.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

Guys, a hard pill to swallow is that your parents KNEW you were fapping. Your not slick.

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

How old was he? How old are you now? How do you masturbate, if you're a woman?

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

He was probably 10-11 at the time. I'm 22 now.

Clit stimulation. Nothing else.

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

Not even a little nipple play or anything? Hm.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

did ya fuck him?

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Father found me playing some almost-hentai game on the early days of Newgrounds when I was ~13. Wasn't masturbating yet. I don't think he actually knew what it was, but he did notice I was quite flustered. Fairly certain my older brother/mother know what I used to look at, as I was originally clueless with regards to internet history stuff.

Fairly certain roommate opened my door when I was doing the deed. I noticed it was cracked open when I finished. Never bothered asking him, but I think it's best I not think about it.

David Turner
David Turner

So how big are your boobs?

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

be me at 16
could have sworn I locked my door
just as I am nutting all over the face of some porn star in a mag
my 18 yo sister walks in
I get flustered
she tells me not to stop
WTF is my sis a perv too
I quickly get dressed as she examines my work
she says, impressive
she leaves room
she does have a dirty sense of humor
we have been best friends since

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

I prefer that being done to me by someone else rather than me doing it to myself.

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

Yea my dad walked in on me jacking it to wwe women (back in the bra and panties era) and said sorry and closed the door

When I went out to have the awkward talk to him about it to clear the air he was actually happy. Like really happy.

He said he by me being so quiet all the time and watching WWE instead of real wrestling that he had thoughts that I was gay.

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

being done to me by someone else
Are you into girls?

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

When a father find out his son is not a faggot

priceless

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

eh kinda hot desu

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

No, but my onahole was discovered once
hide onahole under desk in the corner
wake up one morning
my door is slightly open
go take a piss
make enough noise to let people know im awake
stepmom comes in
brings me the cloth bag that my onahole is inside
puts it on my desk
'the dog was dragging this down the hall'
she closes the door
as I am sitting in shock she opens the door back up
'also I didn't look inside it'
dont leave my room for the rest of the day

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

Yes. I am bi. Why?

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

There is no such thing as being bi

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

What happened after that??
Damn

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

Well then explain why I was to suck on titties and cocks at the same time?

Angel Green
Angel Green

hm

In fact, there is

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Yeah, when I was 16 and my younger sister's friend walked in to me beating dick

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

Was fapping on vacation to what looked like the sunset, I had the window open and was going at it until my brother popped in the room and just burst into laughter. It was probs funnier to him bc he had caught me wanking a few months prior back at home

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

I think I saw that pic 10 years ago in /b/.
I want to leave.

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

You watchin' yer girl cartoons again, user?

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

Yeah, a bunch of times. Always covered my cock with lightning speed but they knew what was up.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

she knew you dumb faggot

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

How did you explain the female masturbatory process to him? Honestly I have no idea either.

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

well, you know around Christmas time when mum stuffs the turkey, it's a bit like that

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

Never because i never did that fucking degenerate shit im probably only man in the world who never jacked off but i shall never ever do that fucking degenerate shit burn in hell degenerates.

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

jacking off instead of finding a wife and making children
OH NO NO NO NO IMAGINE BEING THIS MUCH OF A PATHETIC BETA FAGGOT

Anthony White
Anthony White

It's a great gif, I like how you can see her imagining making eye contact with the guy fucking her and everything, she's so into it

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

no but i think my sister heard me watching porn in the bathroom

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