blue tribe shaman say only eat berry, no meat, live many moons until graybeard

> blue tribe shaman say only eat berry, no meat, live many moons until graybeard

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well done, champ. here's your (You)

Avatar 2 is looking promising

> want big muscle
> ask red tribe shaman
> "no berry, only mastodon"
> "no look at fertility goddess painting"
> "only swim in glacier water"
how long before grug lift boulder?

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>be grug
>grug try lift big rock to be bigger grug
>member of boomboom tribe arrive
>boomboom blast rolling stone and acbc loud
>grug get bothered and leave
fuck boomboom

Don't forget your cold rock sleeps

grug need also drink many handfuls of mammoth milk each day

>not drinking a mammoth bladder a day of milk

grug not going make it

good ruck climbing tree to fruit, lardass grug HA

blue tribe shaman like butt of other grug. me like verona butt. don't understand blue tribe shaman

> get hard to run fast
> see reflection in water
> grug big and round like mammoth
> ask blue tribe shaman how be smallgrug again
> he say, drink only bean water
> he sell me bean water for 3 clamshell
> what if bean water just trick to take grug clamshell?

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grug's sister grugette told by blue shaman, "healthy at every roundness"
now grugette to big to leave cave

no!!! red tribe shaman play trick on sister grugette, tell her eat dead mammoth! Now she get curse of mammoth! That why she too big! Go see blue tribe shaman, he tell truth!!!

> grug too big with curse of mammoth
> grug try to catch gruggette for bunga
> grugette always run away laughing
> ask red tribe shaman
> he say, "clean your cave!"
> how clean cave help catch gruggette?

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>see Gruggette
>legs like tree, chest like mountain
>need to brog her, children be strong then
>Lork stops Grug
>Lork is big like giraffe, can pick apple from tree and give to Grug
>Grug like Lork
>Lork say Gruggette only like big Grugs
>me think Lork lie, Lork want Gruggette for himself
>Grug go to Gruggette anyway
>Gruggette laugh at Grug
>Gruggette throw me out of cave
>see Lork
>he give apple
>Grug listen to Lork now

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Gruglets no learn

> treat all grug same!
> small weak grug just as good as big strong grug!
> give all grugs equal berries, even grug from other grugtribe!

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Yellow tribe say grow little trees to feed Gruglings. Grug thinks yellow tribe lost mind.

haha think if Gruga do brrrrp with big and me smell haha think of smell haha

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good haha wall-painter

Longnose tribe said six die in Holabunga, but only enough wood to burn one
Grug thinks something does not add up

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