NoShit day 14

>NoDad day 7692

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>NoSex day 1

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did you experience any super powers?

I mean, I've gone over a week without eating so no poop for like 9 days.

What the fuck happened to this board...

AND NOT A DAY LONGER

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>Nosex day 10,220.

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Haven't eaten a single poop in 5 hours so I think you could say I'm fasting

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>food poisoning
>diarrhea day 1

Good fucking luck, I'm behind 7000 skeletons

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>starting nolife in a few minutes

>he thinks 7000 skeletons will save him from the might of the imperium
Heh
I'm gonna enjoy watching the tech priests strip you of dat dere ancient gear

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>nofriend day 999999

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GIGA based

based and fiberpilled

What went wrong user and what would you tell your 20 year old self to do differently?

What is this body type called bros?

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>NoFiend on my 27th consecutive year
>Same period for NoSex
Pfff casuals

And? Did you also spit your coffee all over you're keyboard xDDD
fucking fuck off retarded tourist

>NoAnime day 27
I'm going to make it bros

Unfortunate

I don't poop, I was born without a butt hole.

When I was in summer camp as a kid I remember the toilets not having a seat so I went for 20 days with only shitting once.
It was really dumb in retrospect but I don't remember anything wrong.

the mogged

I used to shit like 3 times a month in my teens.

Bump

Mini-fridge

kek

Made me giggle

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The Imperium of Soi won’t save you now.

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haha, got him

>NoFart ten minutes in

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I've had 3 situations in my life where I couldn't shit for a over a weeks time. The key is to take advantage of these situations, in a scientific sense, by weighing yourself pre and post shit to determine the weight of the bomb you just dropped. Make sure to send your results, along with a picture of your sample, to your local college / uni in order to claim your spot in history.

T. A member of the >12 lb club.