Tfw 26 and never gotten any interest from girls

If you're a 5/10>, I bet you have, you were just too dumb to notice it.
And it's not like girls show signs such as approaching you, you gotta do that yourself.

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Oh girls show signs but they are not always noticed.

>It took me until 26 before I'd even kissed a woman.
How did you manage that?

She told me she wanted to do it for a while and then she kissed me. It was a bit of a surprise, to say the least.

What about the sex thing?

Make sure you pass the checklist first:

Acceptable haircut (or buzzed if balding)
Can talk to people
Keep yourself clean
Clean and even slightly acceptable clothing (no all black unless ur a Korean techwear twink)
Have your own house or apartment

If you don't have all of those you shouldnt even be considering a gf. Just fix your life first.

Funny how women a woman doesn't have to fullfill a single point on your list and can still easily find a bf

Same woman, it was later though.

Was it very awkward?
I guess i'm more interested in question why did she took interest in mid 20's kv

>26
>same as OP
>meet this girl that reply to my texts and doesn't ghost me
>hang out with her
>cook with her
>do fun stuff with her
>she tells me it's great having bf like me
>I didn't even realise we were dating
>still waiting for her friends to jump out and yell you got pranked
what the hell is going on. I'm so confused

Except for the last point, those are all pretty standard ideals whoever you are. It does make it more difficult to hookup with someone if you are living with either family or roommates, but it is not a deal breaker.

First off: what's KV?
Yes, the sex was pretty awkward at first, but she knew I was a virgin, so she was pretty accommodating and didn't worry too much about my weirdness.

where did you meet her? Online or irl?

>what's KV?
cmon

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Seriously, I don't know the abbreviation.

>First off: what's KV?
Found the reddiour.
Fuck off with you bs optimistic virgin story.

You're posting on Jow Forums. Yes, it's over.

Or the person who lurks. You could just explain it to me. ot like KV is going to pop up on a search.

Yes, it's over, get over it and find something else to fill your life.

It stands for kelpy vagina you, like when your vagina smells particularly fishy

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If you don't know what kv and khhv means, you don't belong here.

Ah, I spoke too soon. It's kissless virgin. Yes, I was that.

To answer she likely took interest in me because I wasn't overbearing and let her do what she wanted. She'd been cheated on before and so she was vulnerable and worried that someone would do that again. I suppose I was a safer person.

>khhv
Come on man, give people the benefit of the doubt. We can't all keep up with the abbreviations and slang.

>those few times girls showed interest in you at school but you rejected their advances in hopes your real crush would approach you

I didn't even believed them in the first place due to my extreme inferiority complex.

I did the same thing. No worries.

>didn't even realise we were dating
What. How did you manage that?

Kind of the same as thinking you are dating, but they don't think you are. It's the other side of the coin.

>Make sure you pass the checklist first:
>Acceptable haircut (or buzzed if balding)
>Can talk to people
>Keep yourself clean
>Clean and even slightly acceptable clothing (no all black unless ur a Korean techwear twink)
>Have your own house or apartment
>If you don't have all of those you shouldnt even be considering a gf. Just fix your life first.

I have a receding hairline I try to cover with medium length hair and bangs.
Im not good at talking to people
Im hygienic
I rent a single wide 2015 mobile home does that count lol. I actually chose it over an apartment so I didn't have to share walls

Fucking Based. I don't know why you're not knee deep in gash already.

They have breasts user.

you're probably a sperg who doesn't know he can't read people because you can predict/understand behavior well enough at this point and just never noticed you had tons of opportunity to score puss over the years

If it makes you feel any better, Ive had sex with 26 girls over the last 8 months.

So does a neckbeard fatty but you don't see women lining up to date him.

>tfw you vent and you get a sea of shit platitudes, one-ups and patronizing replies

Women aren't interested in spergs like us. There's nothing to pick up on.

It's probably better that you haven't. Women can be a cancer for your soul. Just wait till one you love leaves you for someone else. It'll make you feel worthless and wanting to die
Love is always cancer.

Yeah it's always the same. You get replies like "just take a shower, just wash, just smile" and the worst thing is that normalfags actually think it helps.

to women you are repulsive outside and inside. time to focus on something else maybe

>or buzzed if balding
sad

>just get a hobby so you can meet people and be interesting
>hobbies are gardening, reading, and vidya games and fascist esotericism but we don't talk about that
None of those are a great way to meet people.

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tfw have all this +fit but still no gf

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get a hobbies which requires to be around other people

20 yo virgin here
What kills me is that I missed out on all that shit and still am missing out while people younger than me are having sex and getting into relationships like it's nothing. It fucking kills me man, I didn't want to be like this.

>create a club

Holy shit ahahahahahahahaha

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Have you tried being less on the autism spectrum? Maybe do away with the adult diapers and associated political affiliations.

Fuck off, commie. You have no position to call others autistic

aren't approaching girl, while being 1-5 dude, is harassment and creepy tho?

There's really no difference. No one should have to settle for what they don't want.

This
I will most likely stay alone because I have high standards for physical attractiveness but am pretty average myself

SAME. I honestly think it's just western women. I'm moving overseas to see if its any different.

I don't get why society deems you worthless if you live with your parents past X age.

I can afford my own place, but it is not financially advantageous of me to do so right now. I would obviously get my own place if I had a gf and needed privacy for sex.

>I'm moving overseas to see if its any different.
Good luck

lol where do fuck do those pig-bred normies even crawl out from

its an american thing, because pioneers were able to move out and settle wherever on their own, then boomers grew up in the greatest economic boom in history and could afford to buy a house on a minimum wage job out of highschool. Now its basically set in stone culturally to move out when you come of age to make it on your own.

Living with friends is infinitely better though.

Yeah that line of thinking is retarded though.

How the guy who is in debt or living paycheck to paycheck is seen as the winner while I am seen as the loser despite having financial assets and soon will be able to buy a house outright in cash.

If you get along with your parents and they respect your privacy, there's really no reason to move out as a single man.