Stupid stuff men say/do

>something breaks
>you should get a pro to look at it
>NO I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
>proceeds to completely mess it up
>have to get a pro anyway and pay more due to the botched attempt to fix it

It's okay to admit you're not an expert at every field. Trying to fix a water heater with duct tape doesn't impress me

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>women are only useful for their cunts
>whoa why am I single?

Everytime

I'm just gonna hide here until the incels come.

>"I know where we are, I don't need to ask directions to anyone"

stupid stuff men do, post threads pretending to be a woman on r9k

>men are stupid when they do something.
>men are useless bcs they don't do anything

Unless you meet that girl who appreciates you, just don't bother with them

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>squirting is just piss

>>proceeds to completely mess it up
Never had this problem. I guess the men in your life are exceptionally stupid

Stupid stuff women do

>something breaks
>oh shit, I need a man to fix this

>Give women rights.

#1 mistake of societies soon-to-be in decline.

Tradie here. I charge the shit out of you chip heads that think you're a smart because of muh high IQ meanwhile none of you seem to know how to do basic handy man shit.

Patched a roof yesterday. Made $600 for 2 hours worth of labour and this IT faggot was happy as fuck about it.

I'm yet to find anything I haven't been able to fix myself.
Figuring out how things are supposed to work and why they stopped working isn't hard of you're not a complete and utter brainlet.
Even if it takes a while to figure out how to fix it, I will have learnt more about it and will know what to do next time it happens.

Just hire a pro yourself but I guess you don't want to spend your own money on the problem.

>soon-to-be in decline
Reactionaries have been saying this since time immemorial. Somehow, it never happens.

Differentiation of specialties is a thing.

I don't mind paying someone to do basic handyman shit if I don't fucking have to. I got too much shit to do already. If you're willing to do that shit while I sit around on Jow Forums, there's no shame in paying you for it. Its not like we aren't both skilled labor.

>unsure of the reaction he'll get
>says something stupid
>gets negative reaction
>I was just kidding!

I hate hate hate guys like this. They poke and prod to find what you like and what your opinions are and then say they like the same stuff and share the same opinions. Stop lying. It's okay that we have differences. Your significant other doesn't have to be a clone of you with different genitals

Division of labor. I'm an accountant not an electrician/plumber/mechanic/etc. I do work that I'm trained for and hire a professional for work that I'm not trained for

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ahahahahahaha

I'd much rather pay you to deal with that sticky shit and be on a hot as fuck roof so it sets correctly than be up there myself and chance falling. You fuckers do it professionally and you walk off roofs constantly. No thanks.

how is someone supposed to know the difference between the position you hold and some miserable fuck biting his head off because he said the wrong thing

this seems to be a specific experience you had that you are now projecting onto all men? my dad is really good at fixing stuff and could probably fix just about anything, and not out of a sense of pride either

I'll just start hitting you next time then

I have no idea what you're trying to say

Shshsh

I'd say we're already in decline, and pretty far into it you uppity bitch

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Like I'd give the likes of you the time of day let alone go out with you

>Somehow, it never happens.
lol fucking look around you

None of that stops me hitting you

Again, they've been saying this shit in literally every age, regardless of the actual circumstances.

I did. We're way better than we were a century ago.

>tax up tp 70%
>no productivity, half of all jobs are make-work, government or other bullshit with no demant, indirectly made up by the government
>people refuse to give birth
>consuming media and drugs is the only thing left
>new inventions only for consuming more media
>manned space flight has been given up on
>because we need to pay peoples access to media and food
how can one not see this?

>I did. We're way better than we were a century ago.

>confusing technological advancement with societal advancement

Decline implies that things are worse now than they were before. What you describe is still better than a century ago.

Hey, man, it's true: you can get any set of arbitrary standards you want in order to claim "society is in decline". The thing is, you have to actual say what your standards are in order for one to judge them properly. You can't just say something vague and ambiguous.

do you think that everyone is able to have a calm and rational conversation about something they disagree with?

stupid stuff women do
>dismantle society on a fundamental level, causing it's downfall
>use their insidious nature to worm their way into male spaces and destroy them. see: nu r9k

You will not respond to pic related because it exposes your disgusting nature, you've been found out. You have been this way since the birth of humanity, whore.

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oh would you look at Guarantee you won't reply though

They do it because it works most of the time
t. guy who can't lie

>men are superior to women
>men let women ruin society

Really makes you think

Men's kindness gets the better of them quite often.

Even if i knew exactly how to do it I'd still rather pay you to do it

Reply to what, exactly? Your picture is just a dude complaining women want to have sex with chads. It doesn't mean anything.

to put it simply, when women are given equal status in society they divorce men, form haems (80 20 rule), infiltrate the work place and thus stop giving men an incentive to work (no need to be a breadwinner anymore) and therefore become a detriment to society

not only that but they vote for the most ridiculous shit like mass immigration and the right to kill their own babies. Women are 100% irrational, no logic goes into their thoughts, they vote for objectively bad things that weaken societies merely because it makes them feel good.

enjoy being utterly btfo, all women itt

>roman women are exactly the same as western women
>the exact same thing that happened to rome is happening again today

read up on history

so you admit that women are garbage

That's only really true in the west though.

Women have always been the same way throughout the ages. They've always wanted to go for chads, regardless of the social system around them. To think otherwise is cope.
Besides, what's happening today is nothing like what happened in rome, unless you take your view of the world straight from Jow Forums.

>read up on history
Again, people in any age have always said "we are in decline! Look at [past civilization]! We're doomed if we don't stop these trivial changes which are actually not trivial at all, because they will literally destroy civilization".

>80/20 rule
>51.5% of males and 47.7% of females over the age of 15 were married.
>of the remaining, 43% of women consider themselves single compared to 40% of men

Good job making up excuses for why you're single

>We're doomed if we don't stop these trivial changes which are actually not trivial at all, because they will literally destroy civilization".
But they do destroy civilization.
And then from the destroyed ashes of the old civilization, a new one emreges, and says "wow that was terrible, THIS time we won't let women have rights".
And they stick to that for a while, rebuild things back to as good as they used to be, but then they get complacent, and inevitably make the mistake of giving women rights again, and that one gets destroyed too.

Everything you have said lacks any verifiable causal link. It's an argument made from coincidence. It is as if I said:
>Every time I am sad, it rains
>therefore, the fact that I am sad causes the rain
It is very likely that I am not noticing the times when I am sad and it does not rain, and that the fact that they sometimes coincide is just that: a coincidence.

>Women are 100% irrational, no logic goes into their thoughts
Ironically, it is only ever the most irrational men who are impervious to any logic that contradicts their feelings who claim women are irrational. It makes one think.

>It doesn't mean anything.
it does. The reason religions propagated genital mutilation was to stop them from fucking around. A healthy society can only grow if every man can pass the fruits of his work to his children. For this, he needs one wife to ensure the future of his bloodline. If each men can get one women, they won't fight for this one essential thing, and focus on other issues. If you take that one thing away, humans fall back to a primal level where we need to fight just for sticking our dicks into some women. And nothing will come out of it. No ones bloodline is ensured, that's why everyones life revolves around gaining attractiveness to fuck women. And it ends there.

And thats all current society is about. No further development, no progress, every asset in our society is directed to make people FEEL good. You can sit comfy inside your home and get gibs, but only until the state runs out of money. And you will live during that period. If things are only better than before if you hide in your house and consume media, things are not better.

>stop them from fucking around
Why would you want to do that?

>A healthy society can only grow if every man can pass the fruits of his work to his children
Citation needed. Most men throughout history served other men and had the fruits of their labour usurped by their masters or employers. Most men in history owned near nothing to pass down to their children. Besides, even if a man has no children, he still contributes to society.

>For this, he needs one wife to ensure the future of his bloodline
Why would he want that?

>If you take that one thing away, humans fall back to a primal level where we need to fight just for sticking our dicks into some women
Citation needed.

>No ones bloodline is ensured
By your logic, the bloodline of the winners of that fight would be ensured. From a darwinist perspective, it works.

>that's why everyones life revolves around gaining attractiveness to fuck women
Mine doesn't.

>No further development, no progress
Technology is evolving faster than it ever did in the past.

>every asset in our society is directed to make people FEEL good
That's the point of technology.

>You can sit comfy inside your home and get gibs, but only until the state runs out of money
That's ok. Men who care about ideology like you will work for my neetbux.

>If things are only better than before if you hide in your house and consume media, things are not better.
I don't know what you mean by this, and would like you to clarify.

its fun to fix things you wouldn't understand because you're a useless 3dpd

>this happens
>get lost in a bad part of town
kek why tf they do this
also
>make huge mess
>"this room is a mess"
nigga its your mess too

make your own thread fagget we have enough threads to discuss politics

PEOPLE who do this are annoying, women just usually take the time to form a plan to save face. I never let anyone get away with it

they think "u not a logic" is their get out of jail free card for using logic

clever boys

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>admit I cant do something
>your pussy dry up
You are the one to blame

Trust women for one

ITT: discord trannies get a kick out of larping some more, nothing new under the sun.

>give women rights
>society crumbles
>rebuild and learn
>forget

>give women rights
>society crumbles
>rebuild and learn
>forget

>give women rights
>society crumbles
>rebuild and learn

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one step too many, we're still at "society crumbles".

>women
>simple thing breaks or just doesnt work because of their inepitutude
>lets call an expert
Smh my head theres maybe like 4 women in the world who can change their own oil

>stupid stuff women say/do
literally everything

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I know this. My half-brother fucks up his PC, tries to fix it himself and in the end admits it's even more fucked up. Has happened more than 10 times, and he still does this. Can't cure stupid.

>all those pretty young girls
>fooled into voting for something horrendous

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>smile and say 'BABY MURDER!'
I will make sure that blood flows in the streets over this if it takes me a lifetime.

I do this but there are so many YouTube videos to guide you through basic shit that most of the time I can fix it

Fucking incels with no real life experience, if you spend your youth playing video games and chasing thots you'll never learn how to repair a car, roof, appliance etc, and even then most of you faggots are too lazy or stupid to actually do the research to learn wtf youre doing

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women wonder why they'll never be president. Choke on nigger dick basic bitch