How do I even talk to a girl at work?

How do I even talk to a girl at work?

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You don't unless they address you first. Anything else is sexual harassment.

Fucking this. Never hit on any girl at work ever if you want to keep your job.

This. Get a sex doll or dont interact with them at all. If they initiate, you still cant trust them. Girls will often flirt and get close to a guy just because theyre bored. They do not attach themselves to people.

Femanon here. Just come up and talk. Just have something neutral to say (like talking about work or something). Don't be weird and creepy. Being funny is a plus. Don't be clingy or drag the convo out too long. Be able to read body language and also have good body language yourself. Let me know if you have any other Q's

>go to the place you routinely go to every day for a salary
>get within a female member of the human being species range of hearing
>vibrate your vocal cords in a manner that it produces sounds that can be considered language

why do people come to a board of virgins asking for girl advice? at least go to Jow Forums where people LARP as chad

Work is nice because it's the only place I can actually talk to women. Usually we just chat about work stuff though.

pretty much said everything I was about to. Listen to her, OP.

>Don't be weird and creepy

What does that even mean you fucking roastie?

this, everything nowadays can be sexual haressment if you are alone with a female coworker for 10 secs and she blames you for whatever comes to her mind.

Practice good hygiene, don't speak in monotone, practice facial expressions in a mirror, don't dress like shit, practice good posture, don't talk about your niche social retard hobbies, don't call her a faggot.

DO NOT - AND I FUCKING REPEAT - DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN AT WORK
NEVER DO THIS UNLESS YOU WANT EXPERIENCE WHAT HELL FEELS LIKE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

I'm not sure. Maybe I'm naive but I don't know anyone who's experienced this in real life. It seems like a made up internet thing.

nigga Im trying to save you...
but ok lets assume its just a made up internet thing, it still wouldn't be healthy for you (both)
you will see each other EVERY DAY, at work and on weekends
you two will be at each others throats in less than a month

>you will see each other EVERY DAY, at work and on weekends
Like a couple?

yeah I jumped to the point where you would become a couple if she didn't get you fired

I think he means that if things go bad, you'll have to end up seeing each other everyday with unnnecessary drama. If she wasnt your co-worker she can't turn yiur co-workers against you and you could just have time by yourself to deal with the situation.

OP how do you talk to your friends?

should I compliment their bodies?

Like :"cute butt" or "nice lips" ?

Unless you're good looking yourself, don't do that until after you have a date