How dateable are you?

>retarda
>>Height in inches - 72
>learn to fucking read

literally no u, you didn't make it to the bottom of my post clearly

>Height in inches +0
>+2
>dick length in inches +2
>-0
>-0? (Does adhd even count?)
>+0
>-0
>-0
>-0
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
>+1 if you have a promising career
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
>+1 if you have artistic skills
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
>+0
9.
I don't think the system works.

>3+12+0.5+-2+-2+1+1+1+1+1 = 16.5
poorfags btfo

>Height in inches - 72
+0,472
>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
+2
>dick length in inches -6
0
>-2 for thin hair
0
>-2 per mental illness
0
>+1 for every woman you had sex with
+1
>-2 if fat
0
>-5 instead if obese
0
>-2 for bad skin
0
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
+1
>+1 if you have a promising career
+1
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
0
>+1 if you have artistic skills
0
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
0
>+1 if you can cook
+1

6,472 wew

>>Height in inches - 72
73-72=1
>>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
4+1=5
>>dick length in inches -6
5+2=7
>>-2 for thin hair
7-2=5
>>-2 per mental illness
5-0=5
>>+1 for every woman you had sex with
5+3+8
>>-2 if fat
8-2=6
>>-5 instead if obese
6-0=6
>>-2 for bad skin
6-0+6
>>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
6+1
>>+1 if you have a promising career
7+1
>>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
8+1
>>+1 if you have artistic skills
9+0
>>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
9+1
>>+1 if you can cook
10+1=11

11 ---Decent
I guess I'm only a little datable but I'm engaged to get married next year. I think the scale needs a little refinement

>Height in inches - 72
65 = 7
>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
1000 = 2
>dick length in inches -6
3 = -3
>-2 for thin hair
-2
>-2 per mental illness
-2
>+1 for every woman you had sex with
126
>-2 if fat
0
>-5 instead if obese
-5
>-2 for bad skin
-2
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
0
>+1 if you have a promising career
0
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
0
>+1 if you have artistic skills
0
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
0
>+1 if you can cook
0

Final score = 121
Thanks prostitutes! I'm chad now! Later faggots!

OP is trying to cope

Fake and gay, not every woman is a slut who only cares about height and pop culture
Once again, OP is gay, old news

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>Height in inches - 72
-2
>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
Untaxed? 40
Taxed.. around 20
>dick length in inches -6
0
>-2 for thin hair
0
>-2 per mental illness
0
>+1 for every woman you had sex with
1
>-2 if fat
0
>-5 instead if obese
0
>-2 for bad skin
0
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
1
>+1 if you have a promising career
1
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
0
>+1 if you have artistic skills
0
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
0
>+1 if you can cook
1
So 22 or 42 depending on how income is defined

>Height in inches - 72
69... -3
>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
0
>dick length in inches -6
1
>-2 for thin hair
0
>-2 per mental illness
-1, im not sure
>+1 for every woman you had sex with
0
>-2 if fat
0
>-5 instead if obese
0
>-2 for bad skin
-2
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
0
>+1 if you have a promising career
0
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
0
>+1 if you have artistic skills
1
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
0
>+1 if you can cook
1

> -1 for 5'11"
>+10 on the nose (pre tax)
>+2 for gorls
>0 (good skin on my face but keratosis on bod)
>+1 for 3 things to talk about
>+1 for career
>+0 for skills (being conservative, I have minor household repair skills and am sort of handy but I dont think that counts)
>+0 for artistic skills (play drums for fun- not good lol)
>+0 (avoid popular shit and music like plague)
>+1 (LOVE to cook, and I'm good at it.)

15, sounds about right.

>Height in inches - 72
-8
>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
0
>dick length in inches -6
0
>-2 for thin hair
-2
>-2 per mental illness
-2
>+1 for every woman you had sex with
1
>-2 if fat
0
>-5 instead if obese
-5
>-2 for bad skin
0
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
1
>+1 if you have a promising career
1
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
1
>+1 if you have artistic skills
1
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
0
>+1 if you can cook
1

TOTAL: -11

This is pretty shit.

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you make 10-20,000 a MONTH?
what do you do user?

oh shit i forgot dick length. add 6. 21. nice. probably not accurate as women don't really go for me a lot.

12 inch penor? no way

fuck I misread. 0, lol. 15

>-4
eh.
t. 26 khv

Okay how the fuck does this work
Do I get points for being 8 inches or what?

I'm a doctor, my paychecks are around 4200 to 6300 every two weeks. Supposedly I'm making 240-260k a year but half of that shit gets taxed so 10-12k a month is what I'm left with

How is it even possible to get a positive score in this?

thank you user you've convinced me that my fear of doctors is rational, I'm never seeing one again

Not sure how I confirmed your fears, but yes you should fear healthcare in general

jesus fucking christ how are you on Jow Forums?

I've been on Jow Forums for 14 years since I was 15 or 16, it's kind of hard to just leave at this point

>>Height in inches - 72
+2
>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
0
>dick length in inches -6
0
>-2 for thin hair
0
>+1 for every woman you had sex with
+4
>-2 if fat
0
>-5 instead if obese
0
>-2 for bad skin
0
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
0
>+1 if you have a promising career
+1
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
+1
>+1 if you have artistic skills
0
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
0
>+1 if you can cook
0
Total Score: 8
This is a stupid game because you didn't factor in facial symmetry, whether you have sharp facial features, whether you're fit, your ability to grow facial hair, whether you lack feminine or masculine features for your respective gender, etc.

Also this. You can tell OP is a faggot who is insecure about being fat, broke, short, mentally ill and balding

-4

fuck

tell me secrets that only doctors know

do you believe 'schizoid' is real or is it just a doctor meme?

what would you do if someone had depression, came in and said they refuse to take any SSRI, took wellbutrin and it didn't work, but took ketamine and it did? would you prescribe ketamine?

I'm not a psychiatrist so no, I wouldnt really delve into that problem. Im a hospital doctor so I only take care of people with acute medical problems. Having said that, I love ketamine and I use it whenever I can for people with pain refractory to higher and higher doses of opiates.

Schizoid is probably a thing but again I dont deal with that. I treat things like sepsis, heart failure, kidney failure, etc.

I'm at -13 where can a robot pick up a gf

i think i have a lump in my ass crack, do you think i have cancer or a swollen lymph node or something?

i don't want to get it checked

0 exactly
efetherfg

5 if I can include the guys I've had sex with. Otherwise 3

Probably not. How does it feel? Squishy or hard? Likely it's a cyst from a plugged duct or something. Unless you take it up the butt from dudes, your chance of ass cancer is near zero. There arent any lymph nodes in the ass crack itself

it's basically hard

also there was a spot on the skin

i don't do anal sex, but i don't bathe very often (lel)

>Likely it's a cyst from a plugged duct or something

so it will just go away if i ignore it?

i think it got smaller

>Height in inches - 72
-3 points
>+1 for every 500$ you make a month
+7 points
>dick length in inches -6
-1 points
>-2 for thin hair
N/A
>-2 per mental illness
-2 points
>+1 for every woman you had sex with
+2 points
>-2 if fat
N/A
>-5 instead if obese
N/A
>-2 for bad skin
-2 points
>+1 if you always have at least three topics to talk about
+1 points
>+1 if you have a promising career
+1 points
>+1 if you have practical skills (like building stuff, not IT)
I work on cars, I guess. +1 points
>+1 if you have artistic skills
+1 points
>+1 if you know popular music and celebrities
N/A
>+1 if you can cook
N/A

6 points. Oh. It's okay I like ugly-cute girls anyways.

Sometimes, sometimes not. Might have to pop it and squeeze shit out. A dermatologist can do it for you

-10, which is honestly better than expected.

To be a lot more accurate I would suggest adding
>Facial attractiveness out of ten minus 5
>+2 if muscular/fit
>Number of times showered weekly -7

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOK AT THIS LITTLE 5'4 CUTIE AWW OH MY GOSH SO CUTE

38 and no gf
Nice list user

-28
seems right ive never had a girlfriend

wait its -16

Satisfactory means:
6'2
7" dick
50k/yr
Full head of hair
No mental illness
3 past sexual partners
In shape
Good skin
Interesting to talk to
Promising career
Practical skills
Artistic skills
Pop culture awareness
Able to cook

That's 20 points. Even if you're blessed by a genetics angel, you have to be rich if you're a virgin to be satisfactory? You can't be satisfactory if you deviate at all? What kind of fucked up eugenics ass, fascist world view do you have that is so far detached from human sexuality?

84
The huge majority of the points come from height.
You need to make the other questions weighted more. Multiply the points for each question by 5 and multiply the "decent" and "satisfactory" ratings by 5.

it's a pilonidal cyst. it wont get better on its own you need it drained or dug out
t. have it

thats almost impossible
how tall are you?

There are other doctors on Jow Forums. I've seen at least 3 other self proclaimed doctors and numerous other med students. None of them have seemed to be obviously lying yet. Doctors aren't chads or normies. The doctors I know from work are all abnormal and I generally relate more to them than other people.

As of now in the US ketamine isn't generally prescribed. It's only prescribed in the rare research studies. It's a scheduled substance and I'm unsure if a single pharmacy would even carry ketamine.

Is it on the tailbone on your upper asscrack? Directly around the anus? Inbetween these two? First impression is pilonidal cyst. The doctor-user says go to a dermatologist but I think an Urgent Care or ED would be more convenient.

>1,622
>0 currently unemployed but looking for a job
>0.3
>have thick hair
>have autism, but doesn't affect my appearance or interactions, so no reduction
>Only recently became legal and have intimate touch problems because of autism
>skinny, so ima add a point
>healthy skin
>1 yep, positive side of remembering everything you hear.
>1 yep, got college ahead of me
>1 Have made a leather chestpiece for cosplay, swords outta wood, etc.
>1 I draw for fun and improved a lot since I started 1.5 years ago
>2 making this a two cos I'm a childhood friend of an up and coming DJ, besides that I know popular music
>2 cos I can cook really well.

9.922, rounded upwards to 10

and if you disagree, whatever fag, what you think is ugly might just be my type

>+5
>0 (student)
>+2
>0
>-2
>+1
>0
>0
>-1
>+1
>+1
>+1
>+1
>+1
>0

= 10
Probably be pretty good once I get a job. But for now no women, or anyone for that matter, talk to me. Just a very sad boy

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