Mire thread

>Mires
Stop LARPing and go to the fucking gym

>trap money nigga
The what now

>mires
ok lad

ok i start lifting and search this board around a month ago, might i not understand "mire" meme but what i wrote was real. Replace mire for disgusting sees and answer my ask about what i was wearing.

fuck off mehmet

normal clothes, terrible english and body

Nigger

> 400 single leg on leg press
> thot pass by
> thot goes in confusion mode (my legs are not that big)
> thot say whoa, no way, you are cheating
> no, i am not
> yes you are
> try it yourself
> thot start pushing, getting red until fart
> toth stand up and walk away angry
> take plate off and bash her neck
> rape her down

> out to eat with a group of guys
>guy next to me asks where I’ve been
>”work, gym, home. Recalibrating my life”
>he pats me on the back/shoulder
>sits up fast, looks over, and proclaims “whoa bro! You REALLY have been in the gym!”
>squeezes shoulder
>has genuine surprise on his face

This is only the beginning.

WAAGMI

Based and rapepilled

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Did she died?

>running
>overtake other runner in all pro gear
>he gives up and starts walking
Many such cases.

>tfw cousin said my progress is impressive
thank you cousin

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>gf and I are fucking
>call her my irl symettra
>says i'm her irl Reinhardt

>racemixing

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>being a cuck

>when you finally get validated by the token gay at work at the girls like and then suddenly by proxy all the girls suddenly like you
>still don’t know what he said
>having a gay guardian angel

>not being friends with gays by default

Gays are always friends with hot women.

Two weeks ago
>At the pub, waiting to order
>Friend puts hand on my shoulder to tell me to order another two beers
>"Damn user, you really work the shoulders at >>sport team where I play

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Keep it up fren

I laughed. you fucking dweebs. Good for you!

>tfw coworkers and friends will notice I've gotten stronger since last summer
>tfw they'll point out things about my body that've gotten stronger
>I don't notice any of it

It's nice to be told that I've made progress even though I don't feel like I have.

>Squatting before work one day at ~3 am
>275*5
Guy comes up and says something nice like "Whoa man. That's a lot of weight. I normally use the machine over there because I don't feel comfortable going that heavy alone"
>Thank him and talk a little about life and work while I load up 320 for my working sets
>Tfw you're strong by normie standards but this board makes you feel like a weak child

>go to buy some new cutlery
>indian guy at store asks me what I'm after
>goes to the shelf with cutlery and it's on the top shelf
>he can't reach and mutters 'maybe you could get it'
>easily get the cutlery down and he says 'you are a good height sir'
felt pity more than anything

>user discovers normie standards are extremely low

Post body

we can hope

Thanks, user!

5'11", 175lbs, intermediate lifts
>having kinky roleplay threesome with hottie we picked up at a party
>she's pretending to be my younger sister while GF encourages us to fuck "like we've always wanted to"
>fake sister caresses my chest, abs, arms and back
"you've grown, so much, big brother"
"I've noticed your muscles, but I didn't know they would feel like this"
"you're so much stronger than the boys my age"
"I've been fantasizing about your body for years"
...etc.
feelsgoodman.jpg

>not polluting the gene pool is being a cuck

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I am really struggling to push a shit out right now

Gonna cry retard?

>175lbs

user, I ...

Based

Just pointing out that I'm nothing special.

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bump

I fixed the image

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oh fug nofap kancls

>At the pool with three other female friends
>Already having a good time because i'm the only guy there and i get to look at T&A
>The four of us are on the deep end of the pool as there are kids also at the pool and we're cursing pretty often.
>Mid talking about crazy shit that they've said guys have done to them one of them just stops and says "Like look at user, he has nice muscles i can respect that".
>The other two look over and one of the others says "Yeah he has a good body but i like chubby guys"
>Later on in the day the first girl says i could get any girl if i tried
I'm feeling good, i sure as hell haven't made it but there's progress happening.

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>tfw you hook up with your gym crush that you've had for almost a whole goddamn year

Idk how I did it. I didn't really have to do anything. And now shes telling her friends we're a thing.
And yet I'm fucked...

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>le epic right wing thought meme
Get a life faggot.

My girlfriend couldn't focus on our conversation when I was walking around topless at home. We've been together for a year and this is the first time I ever got a mire like that. Felt nice, even though you guys may say it doesn't count as a mire.

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>Do Olympic lifting and Judo
>Since i started Judo, worked extra hard on my grip strength / forearms
>Go to give my auntie a handshake one day
>"What the hell.. your hands are like a rock"
>Everyone in Judo class
>"user has the strongest grip I've ever fucking seen"

t-thanks.

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triggered? r/fitness is just down the block :^)

I got mired today by the same girl who introduced herself to me about 2 months back. She smiled at me, Sat down right next to me in the sauna and tried to seduce me with her stretches. To be honest, I'm not really interested in her. She's a qt Indian and I want that Aryan pussy.

>Indian

YUCK.

>Mom says my shouders are widening every week
>Dad says he's proud of me
Feels good

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>wife's half-senile Polish grandma says I could be a model
th-thanks babcia

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Kek what happened?

>go to buy suit
>the woman that help me get the right fit says i have surprisingly wide shoulders
>t-thanks

Based

It's fake, still funny af though

175, lol'd

>that frame
Oh no no no

>>lifts for 3 months
It is like this in the beginning, enjoy.

You're welcome Dylan.

I need help decoding a comples mire
>21, khv, live at home
>18yo sister, has her friends over all the time so I’m sort of acquianted with them
>she tells her friends I’ve got a gf as a joke/prank (?)
>all her friends are happy for me (??)
>one responds “I can see why, he’s so handsome”
>sister later relates all this over dinner
The reason I’m confused about this is that it’s a weird “joke”. I feel like best case scenario, one or more of them has a crush on me so my sister was fucking with them. Worst case scenario, they’re saying “lol imagine that loser got a gf” because they’ve noticed how much of a shut-in I am

*complex mire

Your sister probably doesn't want you fucking her friends

Stop beating yourself up.
You are loved, user.

You are worthy of dating/fucking a hot babe. Love yourself

You must go back

this
she clearly wants you fucking her

piss yourself?

based

I see no honk.

Sorry, i dont speak zoomer

Maybe cum and shit?

DL double overhand how much?

Got stared down like a piece of meat at grocery store

Caught girl at gym starting at me 3 times from beneath her ball cap.

Working late and had to fuel up work truck. Fuel card wouldn't work. Got stuck there for 30 minutes. Card finally works. QT behind counter tells me she's upset it went through bc she was enjoying looking at me. That was on Saturday. Monday a coworker calls me and says i just left such and such gas station and that girl in there wants your dick.....bad.

Feels gud

Details you faggot

She's a 10/10 super thot that gets attention from literally everyone. She was checking me out doing pull ups and asked how many I could do. A couple months later, after not seeing her around, I bumped into her in the back room. I shot her a big smile and a hello, then we talked for a little bit.
I'm a super quiet guy, kind of awkward around new people. but she seems to like that for some reason

based

based

>6'7, recently dropped from 250 lbs to 220 lbs
>Went to outdoor festival with bros
>Wearing longsleeve tight shirt to show of them gains
>Tons of people there, people litterally shitting in the streets
>3 hot thots pass us by
>"Hey Hercules, nice muscles, as they sqeueeze my 'ceps
> T-thanks

lmao im so sorry your gf has autism

Lanklet of peace

>Turbomanlet