Why don't you have a girlfriend, user? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck...

Why don't you have a girlfriend, user? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.

Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.

Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.

You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.

Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. How could I forget?

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Nah, I'm just ugly and poor.

This + plus schizophrenic.

lol reddit spacing hahaha

didnt read past the first line, but i am a mental wreck, you got that right

what can i do, god chose me to suffer. thanks god, you da bes

why do people use the poor excuse i see plenty of "poor" people with gf

Nah, it's because I'm physically unattractive

>fat reddit poster tries to drop the mic on Jow Forums episode

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to get a gf
1. be not hideous
to keep a gf
1. be not autistic

>Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?
>be me
>ugly
>autistic
>asian
>career field is 90% male
There you go.

I grew up poir with a mentality ill single mother.
I have all the rights to be a loser. It's not an excuse.
We are not like that because we chose to, it's life who put us here.

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try being a male ginger
I DIDNT FUCKING CHOOSE THIS LIFE

It's because I have a small dick
It's a 100% chance I will get cheated on so I don't bother

It's better than being autistic... wait, are you autistic too?

right on point motherfucker

Fuck off, I was promised that things would Ben better. I do not want to do any of this shit. Every day, I hope to die in my sleep, but I cannot.

>Physically

OH NO NO NO NO

All of you guys can kiss the palest part of my ass and tongue my asshole. Since when did this section become such sniveling little cunts huh? Sure we are depressed but this wallowing is pathetic. I miss the r9k of the old that anons who were hopeful but bitter but now it is filled with nihilistic faggots who think they were determined to fail from the beginning. Like the universe conspired against them to ever get some pussy.

I have seen men who are even more pathetic than you lot get pussy. Stop being prissy little bitches who cry about piddly shit and go make it happen.

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>anime poster
>worthless incorrect post

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Wht did you hope to gain from making this post?

Fuck off. You think you are above me, then get out. I do not want to hear it anymore.

>be me
>25
>6'4" skinny skellington
>acne ridden face
>autistic
>into philosophy and maths
>tfw no gf

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Oh fuck off you faggot. If I wanted that motivational shit I would have gone on jewtube.

at least youre not ginger and schizo
t. schizo ginger

Dare I ask how you much weight?

Tfw I am 6'1 145lb

Nah im just really autistic but thanks for trying user

wrong wrong and wrong again. all of my friends including my father were cheated on by women. I am starting a new job soon and I will be making very good money. why should I provided for a girl at all if she is going to cheat on me?

Yes. I am worthless

160lb my BMI is 18.3, barely high enough to not be considered underweight.

>Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?
>It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted.
Mentally maybe. Not so sure about that the physical side. Emotionally, yeah, I guess, but hey what can you do about garbage childhood?
>You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you
I actually am. Compared to many people atleast.
>rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Nah. I'm just a wreck like you said. And lazy.
>that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch...
Well, there's certain nihilism in my head but not like you described. It's a burden really.
>Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males"
Nah
>Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them.
This is true though.
>In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
Uh, what? People are different and that's okay. I know that most other people wouldn't like me and it's fine.
>You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet...
Wait, what are you doing right now?
>They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Nah.
>Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. How could I forget?
Made me reply/10

I'm not a slave to the vagina like you Cuck