ITT: write me a tinder bio. First post with a word in its id wins

ITT: write me a tinder bio. First post with a word in its id wins

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America yea bro America is so sweet
I love my president O'rednickle
Mmmm yea

my penis hard my penis hard i want to cum, cum, cum!

Ter is a word

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Young Liberal intellectual californian intellectual Non-Binary 23 year old male.
Bernie supporter
Vegan

I will finger you to death

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"add me for free fortnite lootboxes and roblox porn"

>kuc
we have a winner

29 year old neet, i love burgers as big as your ass, sit on my face please

all of this

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Boy I sure do hate niggers

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me

:(

I wan to finger u 2 hours non stop and then put my 2 feet pingus in your vageena
U will happy

My wife Chino is SO cute, and I WANT to have sex with her 13-year old manko

>PIQ
That sounds like "pick", does it not?

I think we're doing real words here lad

penis haha

I have never talked to a women except family, please match me so I can practice. thanks

I love cum eating instructions, sissy humiliation, and everything to do with femdom. Do not marginalize me, body shame me for my kinks or discriminate against me for who I am.

anything and everything goes

I enjoy nature and animals, usually will go for walks in the woods to help stop the voices in my head from talking

Rr :^)

Rr

i love chino sex with chino wife

>HOT
BASED ID

>Up in ID
Wait does that mean I won?

ur a fag

you win

no cause ur gay

I am God.

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yes

Okay, real munch. This board is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately crunch to overwhelmingly CRUNCH, and frankly, I blame all the autistic crunch posters for turning the place into a cancerous circlecrunch, lunchfagging crunchfags, and salty reportfagging crauts who hallmonitor the sub like crunchdogs.

Because of you three groups, good posters like the Tunisian Munch poster are possibly gone for good. I don't mind a little crunchposting here and there, but with your irrational chrunchy behaviors and your lack of moderation, you're the only ones who are ruining the board for the current munchposters and future munchposters.

I'd tell you to pick your teeth or fuck off, but who am I kidding, this entire site is a haven for crunchchildren and I know that you'll just double down on your lunch-time behavior after you read this post.

I only wanted to share my mind on this raw subject, and now that I'm done doing so, I no longer give a munch.

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FUCK YES. OP, YOU GOTTA PUT A PIC OF MY WIFE KAFUU CHINO AS YOUR PROFILE PIC.
GET TO IT, FAGGOT.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me

that was hilarious

I posted it earlier you nonce

dude lmao I've never seen that before he should use that one lmao

You’re freakin hilarious dude OP use this one!

I'm gay.

fuck man why this nigga getting all the yous, I posted the same fucking copypasta

Did you know that despite only being 12% of the population blacks commit over 50% of crimes in the USA?

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>D/7pKyaJ
>ya

NO U DIDN'T