Be european male

>be european male
>get zero matches on tinder
>fuck, its time to work out.
>start working out, 1,2,3,4,5,6 & now 7 months
>I get matched maybe twice a day on a normal day
>I match with asian cutie sticc 7000km away
>I have her confirm its her
>She posts video with shoe on head on tinder.
>wtf, how is it possible?
>MASTERPLAN
>change location settings to Bangkok, Thailand
>Get matched 100times daily. Woot?
>100matches on a bad day. 300matches on a good day.
>2/10 of the girls writes first.
>Girl there tells me that the girls there fights over the guys, its fucking reverse Europe over there.
>Going to thailand this summer to try their gyms.

What should I expect from Thai gyms? What is it like to be working out in 40degrees? Always stay hydrated I guess. And what cousine is there to get? I guess alot of chicken and shrimps? Should you take with you a bag of protein + shaker?

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Take drugs and sit in a sauna

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fpbp

bad advice. dont listen to him OP. oh wait, I am OP. still good advice.

Been to thailand two years ago and flying this mid june again.
Its true that girls fight over guys, specifically white tourists. Girls there are poor, but also think white guys are somehow genetically superior. Most girls will expect payment for sex, it's not a must for some but they all appreciate it. Some guys will reduce their prices depends on how hot you are. I had a hooker one night, paid her and she told me to meet her again this time for free. If they get to like you, they'll even buy you food and treat you drinks.

>What should I expect from Thai gyms?
Been both in low quality hood gyms and high end 5 star gyms... Nothing special tbqh, funny to see the ocassional tattood thai criminal benching 200kg tho
>What is it like to be working out in 40degrees?
Only happens in low quality cheap gyms, hard af but you get used to it after a week
>And what cousine is there to get?
Anything. 'Local' foods are rice, pad thai, seafood and the like but Thailand has been westernized enough so it has all the big chain junk food restaurants, burgers and everything.
>Should you take with you a bag of protein + shaker?
Buying protein straight up is mostly to save money the way I see it. EVERYTHING in Thailand is cheaper so you might as well dine on a fine ass steak daily and not buy protein powders at all.

thailand is shit, go to vietnam if you want to be treated like a king

Nice to have a fellow traveler in here.

You are talking as if all thai girl have some sort of price to be spending time with them? Is this true? Or are you talking about prostitutes.

I was thinking that it would be easiest to just get a hotel with a gym, but that seems kinda boring. am I rite? Should be hitting different gyms everyday imo.

Im there to work out and to have a test of thai gym culture. Sure, I will go sightseeing a bit. But my #1 reason is gym and girls.

>but also think white guys are somehow genetically superior
>somehow genetically superior
>somehow

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>You are talking as if all thai girl have some sort of price to be spending time with them?
You can pickup girls for free, but essentially, they're all prostitutes. There are many girls called 'freelancers' in Thailand. No, they don't sell poetic writings from home, rather they meet and fuck for money.
You could qualify most girls you interact with in the major cities as some type of prostitute. They're poor and in need of money. Even if she really likes you, she still needs something to live on.
>Should be hitting different gyms everyday imo.
Whatever you like. Personally I like picking one (close) gym and go there.
>But my #1 reason is gym and girls.
Change that to food and girls. Gyms aint nothing special there.
If you believe thats true then sure. Im white myself, and while there's debatable evidence that caucasians at least a bit more intelligent and attractive than other races, I like to think otherwise.

fuck, I love poor girls now.

>thailand
>girls

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whats wrong? didnt you know like half of the country is like 100% chinese cuties sticcs?

I'll be looking to buy/rent a condo in Phuket. Been to Bangkok and Phuket before but couldn't see myself living in Bang, it's fucking hectic. Phuket has lots of tourists if you need your English speaking fill, plus there are really nice cute locals. Beach life means they're all pretty decent also.

Fuck living in shitty Britain.

Why do you think girls are so desperate over there?
All the boys take the men.

If I was a Thai male I'd be fucking pissed at sexpats and sex tourists.
Think about it.

thaimales have no chance getting the cutie sticcs. all the white males get em for sure.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND IS TIERD OF FATTIES ON TINDER.

change tinder location to bangkok, thailand TODAY.

And we can fucking make a discord together and bang the cuties and go the gym ofcourse an reps PR's. Maybe even fall in love with your QT sticc asian waifu and bring her home or stay there.

WHO KNOWS?

ALL I KNOW IS

I GET 300MATCHES A DAY,

AND IM A 8/10 looking guy with ZERO degree

NORMAL JOB, and NORMAL APPARTMENT.

THEY DROOL'Z oVeR my DicK.

fuck it's good to be western.

This reads like a porn add.

its a meme, ladyboys are a big part of the culture there but its not as exaggerated as people on the internet whove never been to thailand make it out to be
gl sounds fun maybe we'll meet one day who knows
yeah lmao but there are still traditional girls there that dont hook up
someone is hyped af, tbqh im ready to rock in june myself

>some guys will reduce their price depend on how hot you are
Mmm

I know, its the normal fucking life of a western guy in bangkok.

It's a fucking porn + whatever

my life is porn + drama + love

choose your own.

meant girls, but it probably applies to male and ladyboy prostitutes as well

>girls fight over guys
>but expect you to pay them

You mean hookers fight over customers you idiot

I'm going in July, good that we dont share eachothers months.

Was thinking about rocking Koh Kood Trat province for one week and going to bangkok for 1 week.

So who are the women in Europe screwing? Or are they just at home with cats and netflix?
inb4 refugees.

>Phuket

You want to live in the worst of the worst whore towns that are literally just there for old greasy fucks to find hookers?
Holy shit you are retarded

not all of them ask for payment
thats nice, we will be doing phuket koh pangan pattaya bangkok, pretty much just booze and girls
seems like you had a PERSONAL bad experience

european girls all over chad or alcoholics.

Us 8/10 have to look elsewhere.

TBQH. I think sweden guys over 30 and sweden girls over 30 dont really like eachother.

It's all ruined with female power and syrians.

This is why I'm getting a asian QT STICC, I can choose whoever I want, and reminder I'm an 8/10 in looks. 5/10 in econemy.

Swedish girls wants fucking milionaires that are moviestars,

> Ok I'm not one of them

so I choose fucking chineese goddesess in thailand.

Let theese white girls, whos lifes got destroyed by instagram die out.

I will live my life. Fuck I love it. I'm in the 99% in thailand.

> Going to Vietnam and Thailand this Summer
> Tfw good looking, tall white male in good shape

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good luck my bro, be sure to hit gym every 2nd day there.

ANd Proteins.

I think vietnam will be all over you and thailand too. Post body? maybe? I'm OP

THIS IS ME OP BTW.

if you're wondering who is getting all these 300 matches a day.

I look like shit, but I get the work done.

This was 1 month ago.

Good luck to you all out there. We will make it in thailand.

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>seems like you ...
Literally everyone that knows a tiny bit about Thailand from a tourist perspective knows that Phuket is the worst fucking shithole.
Imagine traveling around the entire fucking world, leaving everything behind, in order to live in a third world country and sex with literal prostitues that have fucked upwards of 100 greasy stinky fat old men before you.
Great idea, really solid plan. Go ahead.

THIS THREAD IS NOT A FUCKING PHUKET FUCKWHOLE..

one user metioned it.

Good, next? Like Ariana would have said.

There are thousand cuties out there in thailand that havent touched a single tourist dick.

> changed my location to manila
>matched with hundreds of cute girls
> they all thirsty for white guys
> matched with a girl who told me she's a virgin
> fly there and take her virginity
Oh God, what have I done.
She was so tight.
I'm going to do it every year now.

hehe, you are doing white guys job. conquering the world

bump for thailand stories.

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I'm not sure if it's a good thing for me and for the world if this thread dies? what to do?

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I have had some buddies visiting Thailand and some of them have stayed insanely long because they meet a girl there and the girl pretty much pays for everything. Housing, food and drinks. And I mean the girls were almost model tier. The longest one guy stayed was something like 6 months. I'm always scared that if they one day bring the girl with them.

Did you train you abs specifically or just compounds?

Are we gonna organize another Jow Forums Thailand vacation? Anyone got the original discord link?

full body x 3 a week no abs

abs 2 x a week.

30 weighted situps (15kg) x 5
50 legraises x 5
50 crunces x 5

from the side, I know I'm shit. but this is only 7 months.

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You look great man

thanks random guy. I can work on alot, But fur sure I know I look better than the dyel that walks the streets.

looking good dude, hit them pecs a with a little omre volume maybe and youd look amazing, you blast the shit out of normies man

you look great, seriously

Shit banter

Aren't you lads at all worried about catching STDs for these Thai sluts? If most of the girls are literal whores, you can be sure they've been with hundreds of guys before you.

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>I like to think otherwise.
Ok.

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many of the sex workers in thailand especially whore towns like phuket and pattaya work in specific places (i.e clubs and bars). these places pay for the workers std tests and fire unclean ones. many freelancers get tested regulary and will be honest (mostly) when asked. on top all of this you obviously wear a rubber so its all good.
im a hippie 'everyones equal' clown lmao

How many of them had dicks though?

The lack of self-awareness in these posts is incredible.

>I fuck hookers in Thailand!
>I am considered genetically superior by them
>I cuck thais lol!

Thais have normal women and live happy lives in consensual romantic relationships. You can't touch them.

>go to vietnam if you want to be treated like a king

but would the women treat me like this?

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'hahahha fucking cucked yo.

dont ever write to me again. look at my pictures above and say again I dont cuck you pathetic ass again.

POST PICTURE. you pathetic asian thai cuck.

and let me know when you fucking own this Europe pieace of asss.

It makes me laugh. Cause I get 300matches A DAY in thailand. and you get fucking 2 matches? and you cry?

Im not all tha tbig or somthing but the thai bitches come to me like flies to honey.

Come to me again when you have PICTURE OF URSELF NIGGER:

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do you really think anyone here is bragging? go away and spill out your anger elsewhere

you are just sad. I'm not even asian you dumb faggot.

This guy obviously thinks he is. Use him as a heads up to fix your life instead of escaping your problems.

so post picture you fucking dumb faggot? or are you to fat? you shoud be fucking embracing this thread but you are not? WHY? I dont know, maybe you are a fagot with a reddit plan IDK.

But, post BODY, let me LAUGH, and come again when you are ready to post in a fucking ASIAN thread again.

You are PROBABLY FAT AS FUCK, and you can afford asian trip but you are still to fat to fuck these QTbitches.

Yeah.... Yeahh...

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