Talk to a short friend, ask his height

>talk to a short friend, ask his height
>"5'11"
>talk to another friend of the same height, ask his height
>"6'0"
>I am 5'10 measured

Why do so many men lie about their height? Is it to impress women?
I'm gay so I wouldn't know

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Kek, when they claim stats like that and I tell then that I'm 5'11 measured they always tell me shit like:
>"N-No! You're at least 6'1!"

I always tell people im 5'11, in my work shoes im 6' but still no point in lying im not insecure about it

>Be 6'2"
>Always say I'm 5'10" when asked
DEVILISH

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I don't lie to men because i don't care about what they think of me and also i am a gay bottom, but when a cute girl i'm interested in and who is shorter than me asks me about my height, i tell her 3 cm more

6'0 sounds better than 5'11

Same
/fit spouts a lot of bullshit about height
Im 5’11 and no one has ever made fun of my height

be 5'7

tell people I'm 5'7

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When i was new at the gym with my best friend (we were both skinny and around 5'9"), there were those two big guys who told us not to lift during their hours because we are blocking the machines. Then they complained to the staff and the guy came to us and told us and recommended us to come at an earlier time when the gym is empty. Fucking assholes i'm still angery about it

>be 6'4
>people always think I'm 6'6 from manlets frauding their height

I'm going to start telling people I'm 6'2 to knock you fuckers down where you belong.

Thats pretty fucked up user i would have made them refund me my membership and gone somewhere else

>be 6' 1/2"
>as in 184cm no shoes or socks on
>be Dutch
>get height-mogged by a good 30-40% of the room on most occasions

Because women are callous.

To your face

Most people probably don’t actually know their height

>5'10 calling someone short

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tbf
>a short man can't acknowledge another short man

Larp kys

i am EXACTLY 6'0", not an asshair over as much as id like to claim 6'1", and you would not believe how hard everyone i know claims im 6'1" or 6'2" so that they can claim 6

im a human cope radar

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Get the new nike airmax shoes
They make you taller
+1.6 inch

>be 5'11
>irl say I'm 5'9
>on Jow Forums say I'm 6'1
best of both worlds

5’8” TURBOMANLET MASTERRACE REPORTING

no u virgin have sex

this didnt happen

5'8" here, stop caring what people think. If you're not a sperg literally nobody will care

because only height obsessed manlets and lanklets know their exact measurings

I only know because I get a physical done every year for basketball and they tell me my height down to the second decimal

>tfw 6'3.81
>claim 6'4 anyway

>tfw never bothered to learn amerimutt units
is that a lot?

>Be honest about my height being 5'10
>People who asked reacts by being indifferent

No this is basically king of manlets territory.

I laughed so hard at this.

I'm 6'3" definitely going to start using this line.

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I'm 6'3" and people keep asking me if I'm 6'5". Wtf.

based lanklet

This

6 feet flat seems like a rare height

>Be 6'6"
>Nobody believes me when I tell them
>They think i'm taller.
All you manlets make me laugh.

I'm 5'7 and I legit don't care about height, why are people so obsessed?

Being this angery about something that didn't happen.

Understandable. Having young tight manlets exercising in a room full of testosterone laden men is a recipe for disaster.

based

We were 17 and it was the cheapest gym in the area, so we just continued lifting there

That's a lie dude

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I too must have missed something growing up as I never got the point of lying about your height: it's a fact that is easily verified and the only people that care are the ones you wouldn't want to be around anyway.

>be 5'6.5" on a good day
>tell people I'm 5'7

Always round up, anons, this is the only reason I have a 5" penis.