I'm seriously considering becoming a male escort and making money of my gains.
>Get mired by older women
>Get payed for fucking
I realise a lot of the customers would be ugly, old, worn out roasties but the idea that they'd find me hot enough to pay for, would do the trick for me.
So, does anyone here have some experience with this shit?
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Your customer base would be mostly men. Bottom men.
I am aware of that, but I was thinking about specifying that I'm only interested in females. I wouldn't mind a low customer base, it 'd be more of a lucrative hobby desu
Ask yourself. What kind of clientele wants a female escort. Fat, ugly men who can't go out and meet an attractive women to sleep with so they resort to paying.
You will get the equivalent of women. Think about the reality.
if it was that easy quite literally every dude with an above average cock would be trying to sell it
Most of your female client base is going to be very obese paying with alimony or the female equivalent of neetbux. I have a friend who briefly did this and said it was almost entirely that. The horror stories made him asexual for a couple years.
If you are particularly good at being charming at conversation and very good looking you'll potentially get a steady older woman who's wealthy and doesn't have time to date, which is the dream. These women want to stop paying after a couple times and basically want you to be a boyfriend but only sexual.
aka good luck its probably not gonna be what you think
>Bottom men
Nice. I'd do G4P
no homo
Just be a stripper. You get to fuck brides before their weddings and you get paid to have muscles. It's way better.
By bottom men I mean men that will want to suck you and get fucked by you.
The money is prime..:are you up for it?
I lived that life for a while....it’s a doozy
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Yeah cos stating that you only want females wouldn't make the fags want you more
Good luck getting hard for 60yo men
can you expand on that bro?
Just so you know male escorts will bring in more money, especially if you are Jow Forums
The clientele absolutely won't be people you'll want to even look at let alone actually have sex with. You're better off becoming a male stripper.
You're imagining fucking bored, wealthy women 40-60 who are a bit fat and a bit wrinkly but otherwise not too bad.
The reality is you'll only be paid to fuck unfuckables. If you can seriously see yourself fucking an obese, hairy, short, ugly woman with bad breath, go ahead and try. Would you fuck Angela Merkel? Because her type would be a typical customer.
Like other anins said being a stripper is the same thing but with much more desirable women.
Can confirm, I had a few couples get in touch but the vast majority of people who messaged me were old men who wanted a fucking. I was degenerate enough back then that I didn't give a fuck what my dick went into.
Gay men are fucking batshit and fall in love very easily as well, avoid them.
Most of the men the escorts end up with are normie incels and autistic/socially retarded dudes who just want to fuck and have a gf experience for a night.
Bro what the fuck
welcome to drug addiction, porn addiction and nihilism. life is better now
The vast majority of your clientele will be men
Women don’t need to pay for sex anymore, even below average women can just go on Tinder and get dicked down by Chad for free
Real life is not like the movies man
>Implying Chad needs tinder or is willing to stoop to fucking a below average woman to get off.
user, Chad would rather jack off or send a text to one of his past conquests to get pussy.
The ugly chicks all getting fucked by 3-4 alpha chad studs is a marketing myth pushed by tinder shills.
No one belives it.
pls don't procreate
You're better off just being a personal trainer, you'll still get the same clientale who desire attractive mens companionship but you dont have to fuck them.
I use escorts a lot and even hot women find out you have to make an effort to be charming to bring in good business.
I did this but in high school and with men/fellow classmates. Made absolute bank and by the time I was in my 20s I had a mini fortune. I did a bit in my 20s but a real job happened i also was a gogo dancer for a while.
Look into being a private dancer or gogo dancer. Really easy, protection etc depending on the venue and situation
Just do massage therapy with a happy ending you dumb faggot and you will be a faggot if you expect to make any money. You'll also want to try to branch out into as many things as you can tack on like skin care, physical trainer, or maid service. Diversify that portfolio and whatnot so you're a little more than just a cock because they can get a good cock practically anywhere anyway.
I need to fix the mistakes of my father, I've dug myself out of that deathpit and i'm not stopping now.
Good choice, end the cycle.
>because they can get a good cock practically anywhere anyway.
If the amount of women bitching about dudes having small dicks or being lousy lays then no, they can't.
Good dick plus being able to be affable and putting out the right kind of attitude that makes women want to pay or give of themselves will net bank.
However to be that kind of man you have to give up on having a normal life and be a part of the scenery/scenario/have a personality and history that extends beyond the bedroom and that date.
A real giggolo.
I don't know how to become the kind of man that women will want to see as compartmentalized sexual pleasure that they can walk away from.
Because good sex or an intense sexual moment will burn you into a woman's mind forever.
I've got the big hairy strong man thing going and my dick is nigh 10 inches long.
I've fucked an ftm before and used to let a twink suck my dick a long time ago.
Should I just take a fist full of viagra/cialis or that injection that they put into your dick to get it hard and just bite the bullet and do the "top" thing?
I've heard that the money is good but fucking dudes is...it's gross you know?
>Would you fuck Angela Merkel?
Hell yeah
bump
how about drop dead
how much did you earn? post tips/stories pls
Care to relate any of those horror stories?
>I realise a lot of the customers would be ugly, old, worn out roasties
LOOOOOOOL LMAO get your kneepads on because you're going to be SUCKING BOOMER DICK
HNNNGGG
I got kidnapped by a ts once but I will not go into any details.
he told me these years ago
mostly it was fat women who smelled awful and wanted him to eat pussy, or women on SSI who tried to not pay
a few threatened to accuse him of rape so they wouldnt have to pay which is why he always had stuff in writing first, and once a woman laid on top of him and wouldnt let him go until he threatened to call the cops he said she was easily 500 lbs
most the horror stuff was garden variety smells or sores, or walls of skin tags
>He doesn't get hard for 60yo old men
What a fag
Lots of drugs. Lots of things I didn’t want to do...but my biggest addiction was the money.
I walked into rooms for what i thought was a 1 on 1 and ended getting fucked while 3 guys watched
>Bottom men.
You know, to make anyone care about your larp, you have to make them shorter.
Good luck next time. Have a (You) on me.
pussy
Do you a crossdresser too?
>Good luck getting hard for 60yo men
I thought G4P usually involved getting fucked by other men and sucking them off. Why would I need to be hard? Do they sometimes want me to be top? If I'm muscular and do G4P, would more people want me to be the top vs if I were a twink?
>larp
What in that post sounds like a LARP?
If I was going to lie I'd lie UP or make it so outlandish and fun that people would play along for shits and giggles. You know, the old Jow Forums way.
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haha, you fucking wish
user..
"Bottoms", "Twinks", cross dressers, both kinds of transexuals, and just closet cases who want to suck a dick or get fucked in the butt outnumber het straight men who're packing and need money 10000:1.
They'll all pay an absurd amount of money. Problem is that basically every straight guy out there would rather sell blood, scrap, and time then sell their dick and pounding skill.
I'm not trying to make this sound glamorous or good. It's whoring and people are and can get really fucked up in that kind business.
But this is how it is.
>outnumber het straight men who're packing and need money 10000:1.
>They'll all pay an absurd amount of money
What if I'm not packing? I have an average sized dick and am a premature ejaculator, but have little to no refractory period.
Shit dude, I don't know.
Ask.
All I know is what I picked up second hand and looked up and talked to people about back when I was seriously considering getting into porn and slinging dick for cash.
But I guess
You'll start out only fucking women and soon you'll be fucking dudes. It's just a job, right? So, if it pays better why not? It's not like your preferences or feelings have anything to do with your work.
Before you know it you will old and lonely as no woman wants to be with a male hooker. You will be an old, perpetually single, male roastie.
You're disgusting.
Young men are so fucking naive no wonder you retards get played by women so easily.
user, women don't have the same sexuality men do; they don't physically crave it like we do. This means they can pick and choose based on what they actually want in a mate and not just based on if they can get ANY mate (The male strategy). Males have testosterone and throw themselves at women in droves, so combine this with what I just mentioned and you now -for the most part- have any woman a 4/10 or above with some bargaining power, quick access to sex, money, and other resources.
Men can't necessarily use sex as a bargaining tool vs women, that's their bargaining tool. Men have their power and resources (Which does include sex, genetics, and looks, but women can simply nitpick those tiny things from you if you're lacking the rest and dump you in the garbage when she's done), so don't bother trying otherwise. What you will get if you go into the male escort business is hordes of gay older men who are degenerate, dangerous (From serial killers to bug chasers), and revolting. You will get paid handsomely, but you'd best believe you are going to literally perform oral sex on as many guys as the dollars you're paid in.
what if im a cute twink and I payed to a straight guy to fuck me, he would feel less revolted?
let me suck your dick user
god, my dick is so hard
That's cute.
But that type of thinking is passe now.
Men are becoming more and more aware of their sexual and reproductive value and the lie you are pushing at this moment only works in societies that are built around keeping women as a permanent debt slave class who enforces false narratives, produce more debt slaves and are used as a way to keep men in line and as a weapon.
MGTOW, the whole fake"incel" thing as well as nofap and men starting to buy escorts and men beginning to understand their own reproductive value and seeing their semen as something of value and has worth and isn't just something they throw away.
This is litterally changing the game.
The whole "women don't need you losers they have tinder" marketing line that's being pushed all over the net as well as killing off all forms of easy access to NSA sex and escorts on the net and "incel" is a way to control men and our sexuality.
Best part? It's failing HARD.
Men are dropping out of the romance game, marriages are not happening, men are not dating and young men would rather go full celibate and work on themselves rather then have sex.
What are women going to do now?
Actually it's just a bunch of skinny 20+ khv incels that got bullied in school
>Chads don't fuck below average women
>Below average women want nothing to do with non-Chads
Then who's the mysterious third party that's fucking them, user ?
i'm thirsty mama gib milkies
And escorts love those guys.
They pay well, they don't do a bunch of crazy shit, they aren't going to spend all day like the "chads" and "jamals" or are violent queston mark creepers like the nutty dudes who hate women, violent thugs, or the man hating lesbos and closet dykes who'll just hurt the shit out of them.
So, the big thing you need to know about this is even though some people want just the sex, most want everything that comes with it even if they don't realize it.
This applies for both male and female escorts - You have to be friendly and give a fair amount of emotional caring in the way your client wants. You're trying to make them feel desired.
The big problem is this can backfire, you end up with fucking loons. I know for women, escort agencies tend to offer a fair amount of protection to prevent it from being a trivial task for them to stalk you. I'm not sure that same type of protection exists for male escorts.
keep that in mind. If you can supply the social experience women want, go for it.
Would I fuck angela Merkel? Surely you jest? Of course I'd plow mein frauline into the fourth reich.
MGTOW is for jaded losers and men are not women and do not have the same sexual power that they have. Maybe in the future when men are more sexualized -A gayer future- they may hold more power, but as of right now women hold immense power through hordes of desperate men driven by their testosterone to get laid. Estrogen just doesn't do that to women, so they have great leverage over most men.
If you're a man worth anything however, you have nothing to worry about.
Nope.
Men have more sexual power then women. You called the MGTOW guys losers.
What makes them losers?
The fact that they don't buy into that ridiculous narrative you're pushing?
Look user, men now know that they have sexual power and reproductive power as well as rights.
Only so long they can shame men for acting like it or wanting to maximize it in a way that isn't the gay and monetarily advantageous or easily manipulated way that hollwood and feminist types want.
Can't make men feel bad for not wanting used up manhating ass faced pansexual whores who're hundreds of thousands in debt, and have three kids by three different chads.
Not even the WOMEN HAVE ALL OF THE CARDS AND YOULL BE LUCKY TO FUCK 2/10S screed is working.
If anything it's pushing men even further away from dating, relationships, trying in the work place, interacting with women and even porn.
It's just making escorts wealthier and wealthier and men wealthier and wealthier.
Hell sperm banks can't even get men(not loser druggies or genetic floatsam but men of some worth, like those incels you people shit on) to unload in cups for a few hundo anymore or get them to fuck and flee so they can have their kid all murphy brown style.
user, you know as well as I do that escorts aren't legal because feminists,
>Not blessing us with the sweet greentexts
not what you're replying to, I'm all for actual MGTOW but you have no clue what you're saying.
Men are still chasers and women are chased. No amount of social manipulation, propaganda or judicial abuse will change basic evolutionary needs and biology. Hordes of men on social media and any college campus are working up the courage to ask women out, even if below their league.
Outside of Jow Forums culture the world hasn't changed much over the past 2000 years in terms of dating dynamics.
Women are not losing the battle, men are not winning the battle.
user.
I know you wish this was the case 100% of the time.
But men are actually forgoing relationships in record numbers. Marriage is down not becuase of some great feminist uprising but because men are simply not willing to get married.
Same for men not wanting to have children anymore and being extremely careful with sex.
Young men are simply not having sex or even trying for relationships anymore and the young girls are being taught to go full dyke or trans.
user, outside of Jow Forums things are grim as fuck for women, on the dating market place or even for easy sex/pseudo relationships from co-workers .
That's a fact.
user, women aren't losing this fake battle of the sexes narrative you're trying to drum up.
Men are simply not showing up to the battle field anymore.
You people won.
Congratulations.
Men are for the most part keeping women they do not know at arms length, completely ignoring any other woman or treating them like this unknown quantity that can and will destroy their lives if they are even slightly above average, and hiring whores when they feel randy.
Welcome to the brave future.
But that's okay.
They have all of those Chads on tinder and in social media who're totally trying to fuck them and get them preggers! Right?
Ask me how I know you're bullshiting
Dude not saying this isn't a longshot but if you're that confident about how good you look you're honestly better off going on one of those sugar mama dating websites and trying your luck there if that's what you want. You won't get paid in the same sense or as much necessarily but at least the woman might be somewhat decent looking and will buy you shit, maybe help with rent. If you become an escort you will have no choice in clientele iv you want to make any money at all and you're guaranteed to get the absolute most disgusting bottom of the barrel women it's almost better to just go for the Male clientele.
I already posted some
sorry to disappoint I asked if he wanted to post here and he said 'i dont want to think about most of that shit'
Why not just do porn?
Dude you’re gay
>fuck up your heart by chucking down viagra
most pornos are done in multiple takes
Have to litterally suck dick to get any roles and entire thing is filled with the kids of well connected jews and pozzed up viagra queens.
A man with clientelle and regulars is safer and will get paid better.
Those are some mighty big if’s it just seems safer bothe physically and legally
How?
>I'm seriously considering becoming a male escort and making money of my gains.
>Making money from women in the sex industry
NGMI
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This dude is a myth!
If wanna make money it won't be from gainz but from something deeper than that
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Truth been told
>people are and can get really fucked up in that kind business
I used to be a male escort for men. Most of the men I met were nice and decent and I only met 2 or 3 of them who were a bit weird. I met 2 or 3 guys who were genuinely great persons.
Depending how good you are and how long you service your clientbase you will likely travel for a weekend at a major even for them. It's incredibly profitable to do a weekend boyfriend experience with someone.
nobody retard. why do you think ugly women are so bitter and force their shitty attitude on everyone else? anyone can have sex, but ugly women won't fuck men that their attractive friends wouldn't
jesus this is peak /fit
This is why payment happens up front. No reason to be different just because you are a guy.
trips of truth. dead that credit shit