What is your opinion on yerba mate? Is it better than coffee? Does it actually promote weight loss?

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this is the truth you seek OP

That's because tererê is for faggots.

Everything about this stuff and the people who drink it is incredibly gay and lame except for the taste which is just bland.

>What is your opinion on yerba mate?
i don't know mate, i've never had yerba.

Olvidate pintaron esos materiales

just pop caffeine caps you absolute fag. theyre dirt cheap, have equivalent caffeine amount of 1 liter of sips per cap and whats most important theyre pure caffeine without any side meme vitamins.

>Implying tomar esos verdes isn't cheap

Well. It's a softdrink here in germany lol. loved by comp-sci faggots and hipsters.
>t.both

Eae boludo viado

kill yourself semen slurper

El mejor.

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Unironically great. It does suppress the appetite. It doesn't contain as much caffeine as coffee but there is no crashing (you get a constant boost of energy). In addiction it boost immune system and gives other benefits as well (I haven't been sick once since I started drinking it/ I used to get sores inside my mouth and I don't anymore/ my skin is clearer and my dandruff problem pretty much went away). It also doesn't fuck up my stomach unlike the coffee.

>Implying gay=bad
Also I don't think it tastes bland/there's a lot of different types and tastes to choose from, maybe you picked a shitty one?

I haven't tried them but I've heard they don't really compare to actual Yerba (it's like comparing off the shelf bottled "green tea" with actual green tea)

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Oh the little paranaense got his panties in a twist? Go climb an araucária

Taste like shit though

>Some people claim that it supresses hunger, boosts metabolism and aids in digestion.
A side affect of caffine.

>Be me
>Get on Jow Forums
>See mate thread
>Everyone likes bitter
One can get used to nice things

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Or maybe he does not know how to correctly prepare one. Is a common mistake drown the yerba which makes it taste bland, he should start pouring the water very close around the bombilla instead of all over it

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Reminder that if you serve mates lavados you ain't gonna make it

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Que vergüenza dan dos personas hablandose en inglés cuando saben perfectamente que ambos hablan español. Manga de boludos.

Que paso, nos llevamos ingles a marzo?

que pasa papa, te da vergüenza?
>this

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It's Uruguayan, and it's good enough

fuck off hipster

also, argentino negro de mierda

stop stealing cultura already

ya tenia que salir el negro resentido

>español
I do speak it, but I'm from the US of south america, not your andean and porteño slums. And the fact I choose to keep to english in a website which calls for it is enough proof that I'm from the white brazilian minority, the same can't be said about you and your negro attitude. I'm gonna bet you're either from BsAs or Congolombia, as I spent my vacations on Uruguay every year growing up and also visited Chile quite often I can smell an argie from quite the distance. And the good argies I met in Patagonia were pretty much honorary chileans.

>brazilian
>white

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>contains caffeine
>not addictive
alright

As stimulant (caffeine): coffee/tea can be stronger/concentrated
As beverage: coffee is way more functional, has more applications. Tea is still marginally more functional (no need for bombilla) and both are much more available and cheaper worldwide
As appetite suppressor: mate is somewhat superior, but others claim bigger effects
As laxative: mate is much more effective and faster
Teeth/cup staining: coffee is worse than mate. Tea, a bit better

In conclusion: only when/where is cheaper/more available than coffee/tea.

fpbp

kek'd

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I have seen so many football (soccer) player's drink this never knew what it was.

I had no idea you should pour close to bombila (kinda happens on it own with a narrow top matero). What's the difference?

Shitty dirty leaf water for hipsters. don't bother unless you live in south america.

It's rather cheap in europe too.

I hate this image, i will never own a FAL

Not to rain on your parade but I doubt it was just the yerba matte doing all that for you. More than likely you were doing or changing other things about your lifestyle at the time that lead to all those good things happening. Like drinking more water and being more aware of what you are eating.

Usually when people start using holistic products, even if they do work, they are doing other things in tandem with it to promote such dramatic change. But they don't think about all the other little things, they just think it was the big thing they changed.

>boosts metabolism

thats not how it works

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Fatass Argie here, trying to make it. It helps with loosing weight because it keeps your mouth busy, also mild stimulant without giving the shits, student and office worker friendly, should give it a try. For beginers add stevia to the water

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Seba Mendoza esos Materazzi

Stack it with snuss, yohimbine, phenibut, fenugreek, SARMs, nootropics, kratom, prune juice, colostrum, bear bile, ZMA, animal pak, super male vitality, werthers originals and mutant mass

owning FAL and not FAMca, NGMI

>Werther's Originals
kek

Claim your yerbafu before somebody else does

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The water goes straight below the yerba keeping the top dry making it long lasting and somewhat a more tastier, in bitterness of course

It's just as addictive as coffee, and by that I mean it's not very addictive.

It does. You don't know the sandpaper mate gives me after i'm done

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claimed

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I've already claimed mine various threads ago

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Its just weak coffee but it gives

I fucking love it.
Don't even try fruity or sweetened faggotry. Go OG, if you don't like it- make yourself like it.

it's nothing like coffee

It does suppress hunger that I can guarantee.

materva is good

coffee is addictive bc it has caffeine...??????

Same active ingredient, caffrine. but gives you diahreea just like black tea due to its astringency

metabolism is not something you can control outside of hormones, and even then it's not that much.

>Uruguayan
>Everyone and theirs mother drinks mate
>Want to drink mate amargo
>Tastes like shit
>Boiling hot shit.
>Still want to drink mate because of social gains
>"Quere un mate? / Te cebo uno mateico?"
>Always say no
>Always out of the round when qts at facultad start sharing their mates
>never got to taste the qts saliva out of their own bombilla
I'll never gonna make it.

God-tier drink. Who cares about using it for weight loss tho, eat healthy you fatass.
t. pic related

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It does taste shit for the first few times, it kinda grows on you and you start looking into stronger and even shittier tasting ones chasing that kick it gave you in the beginning.
>Boiling hot shit
Fuck that shit pour whatever temperature you like, just because some orthodox purist only does XX degrees doesn't mean you have to.
If you really need an easy start try a non smoked yerba.

Yerba mate tastes so strong and messy, like weird slime, is it supposed to be like this?

>like weird slime
are you sure you been drinking mate?

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I prefer coffee to yerba but I prefer tea to both. Tea has the most variety and tastes the best on its own, plus it has the most well-documented health benefits.

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Sipping some right now

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Yeah I'm fully aware and I'm not going it try to push it as some kind of miraculous cure-all. I haven't changed my habits all that much though so I have to give it at least some credit (a fair bit of it is actually study supported as far as I'm aware).

Bottom line is: can't be worse than coffee. So anyone who's on the fence may at least try it and perhaps they'll find it beneficial (as I do).

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que maricon de mierda

Ching chong maricon

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I'm talking from experience, not because I read something on wikipedia. I grew up drinking chimarrão, I'm more equipped to talk about it than people who first heard of it 2 years ago.

I never got diarrhea from it and I've been drinking it for about 15 years

The argies really fucked Uruguay in recent years mate, it has become unbearable. At this point I'd only continue visiting if I had something to do in somewhere small like Treinta Y Tres.

ur gay

Playadito is besto yerbafu
>tfw you have around 3kg of playadito in your kitchen rn

Uruguay more like Ur gay

>Dong ding
HOT a WHAT

Exit level yerba right here
Also good:
>la tranquera
>cruz de malta
>rosamonte
>colon
>kurupi

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Can i drink mate in the evenings?

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>Pajarito
Definitely the cutest mate

Any brehs sipping Ximango?

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If you want to stay awake the whole night

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que loco pensar que hay autistas como yo que browsean este lugar. en que gyms entrenan moglicos?

AYE CAPTAIN!

Yo entreno en mi casa porque a la larga me salio más barato garpar las pesas que ir al gym

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Esta carisimo, uno de barrio fierrero me cobra luka 400 y los chetos casi 2. El fitness King esta piola y es medio barato pero me queda lejos

Luca 400?? que onda se puso en garca el brayan

La merced Barbacua is by far my fav

Compralas por mercadolibre cuando las veas de oferta, yo a principio de año compre dos mancuernas y 45kg en discos alrededor de 4 mil y hasta ahora me vienen bien. Total es una compra que haces una vez cada tantos años, salvo que hagas el mono como los de crossfit y tires los discos en todo lo que hagas; tambien una barra medio china que me compre hace dos años que me viene aguantando y eso que aveces me ato un balde con ladrillos porque onions pobrazo y todavia estoy juntando para los discos de nene grande.
TL;DR: Compra las cosas cuando las veas de oferta esos que son de hierro macizo y no los de plastico berreta, scooby habia subido un video de eso

enserio esas barras que te vienen con las pesas de plástico son una mierda, se doblan con nada

>boosts metabolism and aids
That might promote weight loss but also death.

fucking kekd

Una vez mí viejo me regaló dos mancuernas con unas pesas que parecen de goma, son una poronga. No sirven ni pa jugar al tejo.
Acá (U r gay) yo pago 900 mango y es un gym de barrio, hay discos, fierros, y porongas.
No pidas caminadora ni cosas raras de esas.
Los chetos chetos salen 2.5k ~3.5k.
Tienen hasta secador de pelo en los vestuarios.