I think it flattering if someone thinks I'm hot, how has someone hit on you?

I friendzoned the girl I had a crush on two years ago where I transitioned from an anime nerd playing vidya all day to a proper functioning member of society with good relationships to family and friends.
It's insane how change can affect your life so much if you have the willpower to do so.

A girl tried to kiss me, but I said no cuz I have gf. But I don't know if that's hitting on me, I'm pretty bad at picking up signs.

Solid

>be me
>know qt grill
>she walks up to talk to me
>says “get fucked nerd”
>proceeds to hit on me then throw me battered and bruised into a trash can
>janitor thinks I’m trash so he bags me up and throws me onto the curb
>break out of bag
>go home
>cry myself to sleep
That’s usually how it goes.

This would probably get you like 12 upvotes on Reddit so you should go back there already

I have a homely face so it hasn’t happened since high school when, despite stereotypes, girls were actually sweeter and less cunty than they are now. Technically one girl has hit on me since starting college but she was too overweight for it to count.

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I’ve only ever been hit on by several girls. In chronological order:
>in high school, 10 years ago
>qt cross country runner girl
>asked me if I was the guy who dated her brothers ex
>outright told me I’m cute and nice
>did not reciprocate the compliment
She hated me after that
>senior year of high school
>friends mom
>4’11” chubby lady with terrible mom hair
>told me in front of all my buds (and her son) that she sucks a mean dick and she’d love to give me a try
>ever since then I try not to dunk on my bud for that, but it’s always in my back pocket
>our friends never let him live it down

>unicorn tier hot girl in college
>be trying out fraternity parties
>literally no intention of joining
>girl approaches me and asks if I’m hungry
>sure let’s go grab some food
>drive her to get cookout
>she says I look like I have my shit together
>working full time job that my degree will help with
>says I’m gonna make a great and ideal husband
>we fuck in the car
>drive her back to the frat house
>forget to get her number
>don’t hear anything from her the entire rest of college
>she adds me on Facebook
>hit the wall 2 years ago, face/body busted and has a kid
>looks like a totally different person

If I’ve learned one thing from women, it’s that I don’t know anything about women. 90% of the times I’ve initiated, it fails miserably

This fat chick told me I have nice eyebrows

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Im autistic as fuck, so i get uncomfortable when people flirt with me. I just dont know what to say.