Be walking in a woods

>be walking in a woods
>see this
wat to do?

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Steal those diamonds and craft a diamond pickaxe

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do a barrel roll

Kick her in the cunt

attack

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Based

rape

underrated

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feed her some eggs

give her clothes and raise her like a decent human being

shoot her

murder

Nice try, DGSI!

wke her up and tell her to put some panties cuz I don't wanna see this while I walk

Top lol

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put my pp in her pp

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>quickly realise her leg is broken
>she probably passed out of pain shock
>no panties so it was a rape
>park and its morning, rape occured in the night so she is probably cold
call the police and ER immidiatly, try to fixate leg and carry her close to road

>call the police
yeah they're gonna think you did it bub

based and redpilled

>Canadian law enforcement

Stiffy, blush, high blood pressure, quickly turn away, sneak away from scene

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