How's being a female like?

>Why is she all sweaty?
she has a flu user ofc

LIke playing minecraft on peaceful

Like being an unthinking sub 80 iq brainless drone.

There is a guy I work with who has literally had sex with several of my other female co-workers. He also in the past been question for beating his ex-wife's new husband. That guy gave me a Valentine day gift and asked me out. According to robots if I say no. It proves to them some dumb thing they believe about fembot.

Idk, I sit around and play games all day, thankfully i don't really go outside other than to buy food which is great cause it'd be a pain to get dressed and take care of my looks every day. In my situation i would say it's worse than being a guy cause i can't freely just talk in voice and play games with randoms without the high chance of it getting weird one way or another. I used to use a voice changer but now i just don't bother to talk at all

is it weird i recognize where the original art of this is from

Is she real life Arcueid Brunestod

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Say no, he sounds like a dick.

Its like being a Man except your weaker and stupid.

How's the masturbation scene?
Is there any incentive to get creative, or do you just finger it?

Depends
>attractive
Life on easy mode
>unattractive
Why live

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>unattractive
it's easy to find a guy.

>Is there any incentive to get creative
no, i don't even finger it, only clit stim

it's weird to typed that, even anonymously, ew

daily reminder the girl in the OP pic is an international escort and you can sleep with her for about 1200 USD

shes super hairy though

desu I quite like it, i love being a girl

It feels good sometimes to have people pay attention to you and say nice things to you. But it's not great when men downright attack and harass you and also lie to you just to get sex. Being a female vs. a male is kind of like normal person vs. a celebrity. Yes, being a celebrity comes with a ton of perks but also a lot of downsides. Pretty much the same set of downsides apply to being female vs. male.

Also, most of the perks of being female don't apply if you are 5/10 or below, but the downsides like being stalked and harassed and hated by disgusting men still happen.

Also, these perks are virtually nonexistent in third world countries.

Atari Dumbledore, yo

>unattractive
>Why live
Shut the fuck up, even unattractive bitches prey on guys.

That sounds boring. You have access to an experience denied to roughly 50% of the population, and that's all you do with it? Pff.

No it's not.
My fingers are too small to do anything inside. It's why I need a big fingered bf. All my gf just rub the clit that's all.

Nah i just found th resemblance funny
I do not like paying for sex especially now that i got a gf for the fist time in 24 years

>No it's not.
Then how ugly are you?

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It sucks. Not that I imagine being male is particularly better. I wish I had never been born.

I'm a redhead I look like the girl at the very bottom.

So how are you unattractive?

couldn't you say the same vice versa? and most dudes just jerk off

I never get anyone approaching me. So the list must be wrong

omg she has a perfect face

>I'm a redhead
Dyed hair or natural ginger?

she must have chewed a lot of gum when she was a kid

>what is a bait post?

he sounds like a chad
that fembot is some broken goods if she doesn't want the chad

that's way too much for a piece of pussy

This is the same to me but with inverted genders. Thots, begone.

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>compares being a female vs being a male as being a celebrity vs being an ordinary person
>"but we celebrities have so many problems"
i wasn't even sure to kek or to cringe

dunno i personally thought it was some average pale face shopped over a top tier body

>My fingers are too small to do anything inside.
You are one loose goose, aren't ya

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Or you're overestimating your attractiveness

Guys don't generally enjoy jerking off
It's generally a fucking chore

None of these girls really resemble me, but I guess I'm a 6 then? Nice

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>6
so what's your weakest part?

My nose is kind of big.

jewish one or bulbous?

You stupid lying faggot. Why do all the retarded robots get led on by rp'ing assholes?

what makes y'all think it's any different for girls?

because girls can get sex anytime.

what? that's off topic, what does that have to do with the idea that female masturbation is a wonder that men will never get to experience?

Neither really. But it looks a bit like pic related
>best example i could find

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that doesnt really look that bad, miss.

Maybe, but I have small lips, which makes it look even bigger yknow

what about the rest of the face? i could imagine nose looking bad only if face shape is round one.

Nah it's longer than it is round. Thanks for making me feel a bit better about it though, user

XD ORIGINALITY 10000000%