Pic related becomes reality. What do you do on inspection day?

Pic related becomes reality. What do you do on inspection day?

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Go get my dick chopped off

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Rejoice that I dont have it chopped off but feel sad that I now have one of the smallest penises in the country.

>someone drew this
>someone wrote that text
God that is so fucking lame

Feel bad for the dudes getting their dicks removed.

This is hot, but only because I'd pass.

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Feelsbad, only acceptable men for me to compete with now.

>tranny
>penis is too big to be amputated

why is fate so cruel even in bizarre fetish art

You're implying that they'd be able to amputate anything in the first place. I'd beat all of them into the ground if they tried. Also I'm over 6 inches anyway.

>NONONO PLEASE DONT PLEASE IM GOING TO STAY A VIRGIN FOREVER THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WILL EVER SEE MY PENIS ARE YOU GIRLS ON INSPECTION DAY PLEASE DONT TAKE MY PEEPEE

>be you
>try to fight medical staff on inspection day
>wrestled to the ground by security and handcuffed
>get dick cut off as punishment

wait how does any child pass. how does anybody keep their dick long enough for it to grow bigger than 6 inches?

Bitch I paid to have that whole doujin translated for you, be grateful.

Nah, but seriously, great taste user

They measure it when you turn eighteen.

My dick is over 6 inches and you are a fucking degenerate and should kill yourself

wait what high school senior would show up on penis inspection day/week/month?

You'd be hunted down if you didn't, Logan's Run-style.

but high school seniors don't even show up on normal school days.

would you spare some sauce for a fellow man on a lonely valentines day

If you don't show up they send out elite agents to hunt you down, all of which are stacies. When they catch you they just chop your cock off and let you bleed to death. Kinda like Blade Runners, except they go after runaway dicklets instead of Replicants.

Oh you gonna be a happy mother fucker. It's a whole series from a guy that does top tier work. Very niche fetish stuff. Most of it is untranslated though, which is why I paid for like 3 of em. Then some awesome user came and captioned the translations

Please, give me the link, user. I need it.

Laugh at losers. Subhumans with

Do they measure to the bone? If so I'm ok

That's the only valid measuring style

Yeah but who knows how oppressive and crooked these penis inquisitors are

>tfw pass
women would still probably pass me up for some eunuch

>pass test
>still go unnoticed