This shit legit? I just bought some of this expensive-ass shit and it doesn't taste half bad and doesn't add any carbs.
Thoughts?
Zero Carb Bread
Easton Cook
Nathaniel Fisher
>Thoughts?
Not gonna make it. Choose if you want carbs or not.
Jaxson Morris
It's made of almonds. That triggers fags.
Logan Baker
why cant humans actually do their diets? why are vegetarians demanding fake meats and no carb demanding bread/pasta? no , idiot, it will never taste the same, do the diet you fucking CHOSE to do, dipshit nigger
Justin Moore
Why eat "not half bad" "bread" when you could eat some amazing bread? Just remove the carbs from somewhere else.
Ian Hall
Shit tastes good, i'm just curious about having a loaf in the fridge for a cheat meal that is still pretty tight for a toasted sandwich.
Noah Moore
Based to infinity
OP you have yet to directly confront that which hinders you. You must overcome desire itself to reach transcendence.
Sacrifice is necessary for greatness. Until you embrace this truth you will forever flounder amongst a sea of fats just like you.
Dominic Bell
>bread
Adam Gomez
>oils instead of butter
Dropped
Cameron Bell
>7 grams or protein
>Nothing but natural shit
>Literally no carbs at all after fiber
>No sugar
>Doesn't taste like soap
Ok what's the catch. This shit seems too good to be real. Being able to add an extra 14 grams of protein making a sandwich with my morning egg and chicken would be fucking sick. But this shit looks like snake oil. How are there no carbs?
Luke Butler
then why are you eating bread if you dont want carbs I dont get it
Bentley Rodriguez
looks like they use pure gluten and the proteiny, indigestible fiber parts of the wheat grain
Brandon Flores
avoid factory produced shit and novelty foods invented in the last 200 years
Cooper Long
Maybe he likes it
Sebastian Diaz
Yeah dude avoid modern medicine as well, go die of tuberculosis
Dylan Edwards
>not eating no-carb bread with zero-calorie peanut "spread" for every meal
Easton Walker
>not having strong genetics
Mason Richardson
I dunno why. Almond and chestnut flour have been used since at least roman times. Probably better for you than wheat anyway.
Luis Baker
so is that good?
>Zero CALORIE peanut butter
Ok that looks like straight up un-food.
Xavier Wood
THIS. Its 100% GOAT
Brody Johnson
Where do you even buy this? I'd try it.
Ryan Perry
So where do you buy it? I’m sure it’s expensive
Colton Miller
HEB or Whole Foods. Walmart carries it online but i've never seen it in store.
Jaxon Hughes
And what outrageous price tag can I expect for a loaf. Wonder if sprouts sells it
Jayden Sullivan
$7.50 for a normal loaf.
Nathan Sullivan
>HEB
Wtf is HEB? Also don't have a whole foods because I don't live in some communist mega city full of ultra-niche national chain stores.
Lucas Carter
Order online from walmart
Isaiah Martinez
gluten is the catch
Jeremiah Moore
>he eats food
Honestly ngmi
Anthony Collins
Yes user, gluten. Horrible horrible plant protein is the catch.
Bentley Hughes
>Wtf is HEB
>2019
>Not living in Texas
fag
Sebastian Brown
Step aside friendo
Robert Stewart
State airforce is fucking sick. Not sure when you would need it unless the Mexicans started hovering over the border
Grayson Rogers
>12 grams of carbs
>100 caloriesin a fucking slice
>gluten
>Only 5 grams of protein
What is so great about this?
Isaiah Harris
holy shit. and i thought my ezekiel bread was expensive
William Jackson
I can confirm this stuff will make you shit your guts out through your taint.
I went to a charity event because I liked the band, ended up winning a basket of Walton Farms stuff as a door prize. Figured hey, free food, just in time for cutting season. Got really high one night, was craving PB&J, decided I'd just mix a huge amount of the "peanut butter" in with a huge amount of "jam" and eat it with a spoon. No calories, right?
I prayed for death that night. Took me eight months to eat real peanut butter again, and I love peanut butter. I haven't touched pot since. Even passing by those labels in a store makes my gut clench.
Wyatt James
lmao, imagine thinking an ingredient list that long and full of over-processed shit was good for you.
David Howard
being named Jesse makes this image 10x better
Gavin Myers
>"zero carb bread"
>7g carbs per 28g serving
Asher Parker
This kind of threads make me realise I'm lucky to live outside the USA. You guys have the worst "foods" I've ever seen. Imagine thinking this shit is bread. Imagine paying 7'5$ for this and thinking it's a good deal
Carson Rodriguez
It costs 18 bucks
Aiden Thomas
Everyone is flipping shit at that price, bud. A regular loaf of bread in the US is like 2 bucks depending on what and where
Elijah Carter
only if not activated
Zachary Young
no carb bread with 7g carbs
the absolute joos
Jonathan Moore
>comparing food to medicine
Wyatt Wood
Eating properly is medicine.
Eli Wilson
Beat me to it
Matthew Mitchell
Fake meat is a thing because meat is tasty and some people don't like animals dying for their dinner. Stop getting angry over choices other people are making when they don't affect you at all, it'll not make you a happy boy.
Jonathan Martin
kek