How to obtain midget mode?

How to obtain midget mode?

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be a child and get on juice

>getting mogged by a soccer ball

if i were him i would regret being born

be 4'10

Uzoma Obilor (monkey on the right) is self reported 5’6 AKA probably an inch or an inch and a half shorter

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How did this happen. Did his parents get hin on the juice at 7?

HOLY SHIT AHAHAH

can someone make a size chart using this image so we know his true height

I would like to see that as well

There is honestly no way he is even above 5’0

Geez the kid is gonna be hovering around 5 feet forever

Hope the gains were worth it Tristyn

>claims to be 5'3
>Probably 5'1 at best with shoes on

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Literally thought he was a child bodybuilder before I read the replies

You're saying he's not? Holy shit

>5’3
Who the fuck does he think he’s fooling, there’s a reason his Instagram is 98% pictures of him by himself

I mean he’s 16 so I’d say he’s a child

i think he's like 15-16 years old from what i've read

>Hope the gains were worth it
It really never is. No ones out there taking pictures of all the old broken down ex bodybuilders who are now riddled with heart and liver disease with ruined joints. For every winner theres a million losers.

Dude's 16 with closed plates from the estrogen.

not even 5'1 my grandma is 5'1 and even she looks inches taller than this gnome

>playing soccer with a basketball
what an uncultured swine

lol his IG is so paid for and mostly pedophile pajeets asking for his bicep size.
Is this making it? Hahaha he has a clothing brand too?
Do some people exist in the world and pretend like other people don’t see them and objectively surmise “hey that’s fucking retarded”

The kid is a borderline midget

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Fucking ugly someone should shoot that kid

his shoulder to his arm is the same length as the kid in the white T’s forearm

you know he’s a midget when I’m 5’6 and even I feel bad for him

D I O S

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HA HA JUST LIFT BRO
HAVE SEX INCEL
YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME

WHAAAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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He's real life Krillin KEK.

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Lifting at a young age doesn't stunt your gr-

>celtic shirt

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