I wear whatever I want

>plan on going out to a restaurant
>get told that I can't wear my robe inside because it makes me look like a mental patient and because of a "dress code"
>go anyway
>at the door they tell me that I can't wear my robe indoors
>go back to the car and get my long bulky jacket
>stuff my robe into it so they can't see it
>"happy?" and they let me inside
>take jacket off inside and shoot the guy a death glare and he just just nods and goes back to doing his job
Alucard "hyacinth" hund 1- restaurant dresscode 0

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damn nigga you shat on dat boy lol

>because of a "dress code"

yes, there's actually a "dress code", that is, a communication standard that does not need talking. only True Retarded Tardy McTard can't dresscode.

Notable examples:
- military dress like military
- doctors dress like doctors
- sluts dress like sluts.

ohhh ive seen you faggots in public before. you're almost always fat, anti-god, and sporting a fedora when not in your retard robes. do keep identifying yourself for others to avoid

fat
I actually stay fit because I have a boyfriend
anti-god
Again religious because of em
>and sporting a fedora when not in your retard robes.
I don't like hats

> forgetting the finger less gloves with knuckle cutouts.

oh damn I did forget those
k how magical you are the exact opposite of those things. hmm very interesting how that worked out for you. and also a faggot with a bf... hmmmm sure is exactly as bad as I pictured it

You can stay mad and alone on valentine's day incel

What kind of robe?

aww such a cute lash out.. did that strike a nerve? cry moar

I'm kinda the same way. I remember one time I went to this place and they didn't have coke, just pepsi. So I went out and bought one and brought it in even though they had a sign that said no outside food.

If you don't want me to resort to criminal behavior then stock coke.

Lol. You sound fun OP, don't pay mind to the people being dicks.

>me stating a fact is lashing out
Lmao you can act like you're emotionless all you want but I know you're hurting. Sorta bums me out but you're a dick so I can get over it

Just a black robe that I bought for when I was told i was gonna be taken to a therapist. I wanted to be prepared for my time in the looney bin but then they said that I couldn't bring it with me

Like a lawyers robe?

Why did you insist on wearing that anyways? Probably made you look like a tard.

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No like a bathrobe that's black. Also I wore it because it's comfortable and I like making people think I'm crazy so they don't approach me for anything (doesn't always work)

gj OP
waiters jizzed in your food

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Sticking out is the worst thing to do if you dont want to be bothered by people. But i think you already know that and did it for the exact opposite reason you're stating, you attentionwhore.

Yeah right if I stood out in an appealing way people would approach me but no one would approach a crazy looking person

Yeah they would. Anything that stands out will get attention. And you know this because thats why you did it. How can you be so much of an attentionwhore that even when you to go fucking eat you need every to pay attention to your prissy ass. Jesus.

hmm more adorable assumptions on my life. you should just give up and stop replying lil boy you lost and making shit up on a defective thong sniffing forum wont change you're sad pathetic made up life fatty virgin

>need every
everyone*

OK bud if you want to project your problems onto me then you can feel free if it makes you feel better. It honestly bums me out knowing that people like you exist because you feel sad and I don't like people that feel sad

Well it makes people pay less attention to me then when I dress myself up "properly"

It amazes me how much of reality you ignore. you just keep repeating the same made up bullshit over and over til you think it becomes true.
you have a good night user I dont argue with mentally ill group home people

Post a pic of your robe user.

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You're doing Diogenes's work. I'm glad there's other people out there breaking down the bullshit social norms since I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself

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I almost didn't take your side. Then OP said they have a boyfriend, which means either faggot or roastie.

>grrr roastie bad
Shut up incel

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shut up virgin white knight

>white knight
>virgin
Lmao projecting much? You probably just don't want to believe that someone with a "rude" personality like me is living a better happier life then you

kek you assume im a bitter beta virgin that has a shit life. Silly user you really are just doing the NO U but unironically..
and stop posting like you're some alpha badass. you're shitposting on a defective thong sniffing forum.

>pathetic incel thinks everyone wants to be a badass "alpha"
I just happen to have a happy life with friends and a boyfriend. It's honestly sad that you're wasting your time here because you desperately want to try and get under my skin because of how much better I have it then you

>anti-god
Nice neocon lingo. How many Prager U videos have you watched today? Tell me how much more money we should give to Israel.

Again you keep making these cute assumptions you have a better life. In fact i've given no info about me and you've done nothing but make assumptions about me. user that's pathetic 7th grade tier stuff. Anyone can make anything up and claim it's true.
But you keep thinking you're the big bad hero slaying the evil mean man on the webs and go get some tendies from moomy for being a big strong boy.

plus you're honestly getting boring and tiresome just repeating your lies over and over again. step it up or step off

dont watch prager u vids and anti-god is alot of things odd you pick neocon and assume I follow or give a shit about idw the fuck neocon is.
And why would I give money to any country user america has to take care of it's own. Stop making armchair psych just cuz you read a few books by some old dead asshole from 800yrs ago.

>Again you keep making these cute assumptions you have a better life.
Yeah it's an assumption but I'm probably right judging by the way that you type. So full of anger for no good reason. It's sad. Sad!
>plus you're honestly getting boring and tiresome just repeating your lies over and over again. step it up or step off
Lmao you're acting like your company is something that I find enjoying. You're just sad and it bums me out that you spend your time doing this. Anyway I don't live with my family but you can believe what you want if it brings you peace with your sad life

kek twisting things and claiming im angry. This is the goto for every single troll on here. prattle off a bunch of bullshit and lies than go WHY U MAD BRO!
Seriously dude this /b/tier 7th grade shit is not insulting not anger inducing and not even witty. you're like one of those pewdiepie underage greentext people that showed up recently and think you're le epic funny.

So keep replying with more assumptions and made up shit and i'll keep sitting here going the absolute state of this faggot. ;) you'll get it eventually sweetcheeks

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>kek twisting things and claiming im angry.
You very clearly are. I bet you're getting that feeling where you forget to breath then take a deep one in while reassuring yourself that you totally aren't angry.
>This is the goto for every single troll on here.
How am I a troll? You're clearly desperate to try and make me mad because I'm happy with life.
>So keep replying with more assumptions and made up shit and i'll keep sitting here going the absolute state of this faggot. ;). you'll get it eventually sweetcheeks
You can act like you're smug and sat behind your computer smiling but I know that you're angry and that you'll never admit it but you're absolutely seething at the idea of someone being in such a good place in life that they can't be angered by your inane rambling. No more (you)s for u

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Actually I find this thread and you're shitposting tiresome. I think i'll go play some apex or paladins for a bit and enjoy my night. You can keep shitposting lies all you want princess.
Not trying to make you mad I just find you an amusing bit of entertainment for the moment due to your inability to accept reality around you.

Again no reason to be angry user. You're weak 7th grade tier insults were anything but anger inducing. I'm sure it works on the kids in your class at middle school but older people on the site tend to play along to kill time.
Well you have fun thinking whatever you want i'm going to go enjoy myself. toodles kid it was entertaining

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Glad that you're leaving so that you can maybe get your life together (lol I know that you won't) but it's ironic how hypocritical you are without even realizing it. There's no reason for me to ignore reality seeing how good my life is

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heh someone that constantly has to go MY LIFE IS SO GOOD probably doesnt have that good of a life.
The only thing about our exchange the bothers me is you're one of those people that doesnt even reply proper. But that's expected from an 8th grade troll that doesnt know when to stfu. Ah well enjoy your last you kid

thought i was the only one autistic and shameless enough to wear a nightrobe everywhere. good on ya op

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>acting like I don't know how to reply properly because he's angry he isn't getting (you)s
Anyway I'm telling you that my life is great to piss you off(it's working too),and I remind myself of how great my life is when I'm bummed out so that I can get out of that mood. You probably don't understand what it's like to have such a mindset though