Oh no!
While shitposting on Jow Forums, you choked on a tendie and fucking died. At the gates of Heaven, the archangel refuses you to enter considering how much of a faggot you were with watching anime.
However, he let’s you get reborn, though as a third worlder. He let you choose between:
>Philippines
>India
And you will be born in okayish living conditions and you will inherit the IQ from your previous life
So which of these countries would you choose?
what? another shithole?
> experience the joys of freerange pooping
or
> learn the tricks of the ladyboy trade
Boy that's a tough one user you've got me stumped
Live my life as a street shitting hindu ascetic so I can go to heaven when I die
>tendie
why would I even eat a tendie in the first place
I prefer fried chicken drumsticks
But anyways, Philippines seems alright
> faggot you were with watching anime
i never did
But Jow Forums is an anime website
How did you even find this place
Are you lost
reddit told me about it
That street looks comfy, like an old southern European town
based
reeeeeee
and redpilled!
philippines for sure
phillipines
these rapidly breeding peoples have taken to marrying and shitting out negroid babies to have easy access to the US
Philippines, there is a miniscule potential that I will be born cute, but it is possible. Indians are disgusting across the board.
India so I can farm (you)s
You can choose between
>$3600 GNI per capita as of now
>fast growing economy that will reach Malaysia/China when you turn a teenager and South Korea tier by the time you finish your master degree
>94 national IQ
>born under a based president
>could into space before you turn 40
>5% open defecation because after all it’s a third world shithole with poor peasants who has no water system
>grow up with brotier kind people
>otherwise a comfy country
Or
>$1.500 GNI per capita
>over half the country is considered poor
>fast growth rate but a low workforce participation rate
>fucking 60% shit in the open
>75-83 national IQ
>might reach current Philippines level by the time you turn 20
>smelly brown obnoxious people
>no.1 at chatting random white girls on FB
>decent PM though
>can into space already
Oh god, Philippines in a heart beat.
-Christian values
-Clean air
-People NOT shitting in the streets (can't believe this is a relevant factor)
-Far more concerned about hygiene
-If I were a woman, I'd be far less concerned about being raped (although I imagine male rape would be quite high as well)
i pick philippines
india has too many people
>-Clean air
well, if you take out Jeepneys the air would indeed be cleaner in the metropolitian areas
this
Philippines is infinitely better than india
Plus I can kill druggies jn the Philippines