Valentines Night Singles

23/M/Florida
No time for relationship and only fujos are into me
Mature, independent thinking and cute I guess.
I got a delicious Publix buffalo tendie sub. Sure made up for getting grabbed by a customer today.

>Asl
20, Male, Michigan
>Why are you single?
Not really trying, desu. Never had a GF and I don't get the hype. Doesn't mean I don't like porn, but I just don't get that someone would place me responsible for someone else's emotional state.
>What would you want in a partner?
Idk, cute? Smartish, good personality, maybe a redhead if I'm being picky.
>anything good happen to you today?
Nah, not really. Just another day at pic related.

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>asl
19/f closet tranny/england
>why are you single?
i broke up with my girlfriend in august, didn't make any friends at the start of university so i just sit alone
>what would you want in a partner?
someone to just be able to spend days with doing whatever, to make me feel ok
>anything good happen?
no

28 m eastern US
i don't know, i'm shy
someone like me. same hobbies, etc
girl i was going to talk to didn't show up to class. assuming she skipped school because she had a date.

>>Asl
21 / f / California
>>Why are you single?
Stupidly bad anxiety disorder
>>What would you want in a partner?
Probably just someone to cuddle desu
>>anything good happen to you today?
I got roses and chocolate from my parents and two close friends, thats about it

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>ASL
18/f/Canada
>Why are you single?
anxiety mostly I guess. I don't really let myself like anyone.
>What would you want in a partner?
Similar interests: Video games (LoL), Music (David Bowie, Billy Joel, Death Grips...) are probably the big two. Cooking too maybe. I want to cook for someone.
>Anything good happen to you today?
I have no class on Thursdays so I have no reason to leave my house. So, no.

I don't know how the fuck I'd get through this godforsaken shithole holiday without alcohol and cigarettes.
>Asl
23, m, Texas
>Why are you single?
Because I'm always busy and always tired and I have a serious career I'm working on and I don't have time for bitches. I'm also anti-social despite being a solid 8/10.
>What would you want in a partner
Don't be disgusting, like to read, don't cuck me, genuine love.
>anything good happen to you today?
I pulled a dead opossum out of an attic and the woman living there thanked me a lot. Nothing good ever happens to me, I want to fucking kill myself.

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>ASL
18, Male, Midwest US
>Why are you single?
I think I lack the confidence.
>What would you want in a partner?
I'd only do anything serious IRL. E-relationships and whatever else you want to call it are not my thing. I want the physical connection. I want the handholding, hugging, kissing, cuddling, and the other things only IRL love can get.
>anything good happen to you today?
Not really. Reviews for Jump Force are coming in, and apparently it's not that good. Not sure if I'll pick it up tomorrow now. I was looking forward to eating a fuckton of candy while playing it.

>ASL
19 / M / Maine
>Why are you single?
No job, can't drive, no life goals, get embarrassed easily, 5'8" dwarf.
>What would you want in a partner?
I don't even know anymore, I spend so much time fantasizing about it I realized it's pointless. I'm at the point where I'll date any girl as long as she's attracted to me too genuinely.
>Anything good happen to you today?
Made my dad laugh with a joke. That's about it. Sad boy tonight.

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>asl
22/m/OH
>Why are you single?
Because I'm a NEET and romance only exists in fiction, so I just read eroge instead of wasting time with 3D women.
>What would you want in a partner?
I want her to be a cartoon.
>anything good happen to you today?
Dad made steak for dinner and I'm having mikans for desert while I shitpost

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>Asl
25, M, Mx

>Why are you single?
Fat, retard, insecure loser and I just hide online.

>What would you want in a partner?
Just somebody that understands and I can understand too. Anything else can be worked around and isn't that big of a deal.

>anything good happen to you today?
Not really. I actually lost a bit of money on a bad trade. Starving a bit rn but if I stuff my face I will be like this forever. I have no expectations but I do hope that tonight goes fast. I bet my parents and everybody that has ever cared for me really hurts on times like these wondering why I had all the tools for life yet ammounted to nothing.

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But to be honest I want somebody to play video games and have nice dinners with.

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>asl
20/male/california
>why are you single?
poor social skills/inability to form connections with others/unlikable
>what would you want in a partner?
idk
>anything good happen to you today?
nothing memorable probably gonna get shitcanned after i do some homework

>>Asl
18, Male, Washington
>>Why are you single?
A lot of reason, really.
>Not really trying
>don't know any girls that well
>don't think I'd be compatible with many, if any, girls
>Still live with extremely religious parents
>no drivers license, so I wouldn't be able to spend time with my hypothetical significant other
Oddly enough, I feel like I've finally developed the social skills that a relationship might actually be doable if I could start one
>>What would you want in a partner?
I want to date someone I enjoy spending time with, and I would want them to enjoy spending time with me. Common interests would be nice, but ideally they would have some interests that they don't share with me, so that they ca teach me about them. I don't really care what they look like, so long as they're 3/10 or higher. It would also be nice id they're as inexperienced as I am, but I wouldn't reject someone I got along with based on experience, unless they've had sex with more than three people, although that's kind of an arbitrary number.
>>anything good happen to you today?
My parents got me candy, and bought a cake for the whole family.

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Oh god my grammar and spelling are atrocious. I think I'm just going to nuke this post and try again.

>>Asl
18, Male, Washington
>>Why are you single?
A lot of reason, really.
>Not really trying
>don't know any girls that well
>don't think I'd be compatible with many, if any, girls
>Still live with extremely religious parents
>no drivers license, so I wouldn't be able to spend time with my hypothetical significant other
Oddly enough, I feel like I've finally developed the social skills that a relationship might actually be doable if I could start one
>>What would you want in a partner?
I want to date someone I enjoy spending time with, and I would want them to enjoy spending time with me. Common interests would be nice, but ideally they would have some interests that they don't share with me, so that they can teach me about them. I don't really care what they look like, so long as they're 3/10 or higher. It would also be nice if they're as inexperienced as I am, but I wouldn't reject someone I got along with based on experience, unless they've had sex with more than three people, although that's kind of an arbitrary number.
>>anything good happen to you today?
My parents got me candy and bought a cake for the whole family. Pretty nice day.

>tfw no monster partner to be sacrified to

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>Asl
23/M/California
>Why are you single?
Ugly, Neet, Rarely leave my house so I never got to meet anyone
>What would you want in a partner?
Someone who's loyal and understanding. That is all.
>anything good happen to you today?
No

>25/Male/CT
>I'm an idiot.
>QT3.14 with a nice booty.
>I drank a 40oz after my dad got released from the hospital now that he's worse then before he went in. He's been repeating "TV OFF" for 1 hour and a half. PLEASE END IT!

>Asl
34/m/Ohio
>Why are you single?
Introversion
What would you want in a partner?
Someone who will watch reruns of Seinfeld with me.
>anything good happen to you today?
Figured out part of a problem at work.

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>Asl
18 m Cali
>Why are you single?
Ugly andfat
>What would you want in a partner?
Somebody who genuinely loves me. Ive given up early at this point ,finding someone to date is tedious. Id rather be by myself without having to worry about another person. I just like routine.
>anything good happen to you today?
Not really

>ASL
26,M,West coast US
>why am I single
I'm just lazy/busy. I work my 8 hours then hit the gym for another 2, by then the day is done so I just wanna relax and play my vidia/watch Netflix or Prime video.
>what would I want in a partner
Someone lazy af/not fat. I mean I enjoy hiking/camping but only planned out a month in advance, otherwise I just wanna relax when I get home, have dinner, and chill.
>anything good happen to me today?
The new metro game drops in like 2 hours and tomorrow I get to play Anthem thanks to Origin premium, also it's my Friday so I'll be relaxing in my sweatpants as soon as I get back from the gym after the morning workout.
Honestly its lonely sometimes but I can afford my own apartment, 200mbps internet, $1k cellphone with unlimited data, a $3k cpu with the latest parts, guns+ammo, and good food from name brand stores.
At the end of the day boys, life ain't to bad.

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>Asl
22, m, binlan
>Why are you single?
Eh, I'm kind of a mess on multiple levels. Some depression. Neeting. I don't enjoy normie lifestyle at all, so the other person prolly needs to be some sort of a weirdo too. I don't really meet new people at all.
>What would you want in a partner?
Love. Compassion. Someone I can rely on. Someone I can talk to about my feelings. Basically all the things men aren't allowed to ask for
>anything good happen to you today?
Don't think so.

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FINLAND SUOMI PEKELE!!!
I just learned what that meant today. I hope you have a nice day, finland fren.

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if u enjoy being murdered relentlessly drop ur contact info

>ASL
20, Male, Texas
>Why are you single?
Can't read signs to save my live and crippling self doubt.
>What would you want in a partner?
Someone that makes me happy.
>Anything good happen to you today?
No

Thanks, fren.
Have a nice day too.

>Asl
19, Male, Western Canada
>Why are you single?
I broke up with my gf of 6 months about a year ago. She was crazy (threatened to kill herself and had a harem of orbiters. Was also super immature).I haven't dated since.
>What would you want in a partner?
Someone affectionate and introverted like I am. Honestly I wouldn't mind a cute autistic gf that was just happy to be around me and was super antisocial.
>anything good happen to you today?
No. It's midterm season and I spent 8 hours writing an essay thats due tomorrow. Worth 30% of my grade and I'm not happy with it. I have 2 midterms tomorrow that I'm not ready for bc of essay. One of my professors is the sweetest most caring woman and I really don't want to let her down. She always checks in on me and genuinely cares. Also no gf.

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>24 m pa
>i don't interact with others besides my family and friends
>down to earth with some similar interests or hobbies
>shared cookies with mummy

>cookies with mummy

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>Asl
25/male/USA

>Why are you single?
I still have social anxiety from high school that makes me assume any interaction I have with a girl that's not work-related is sexual harassment

>What would you want in a partner?
bobs and vegene, also her not weighing over 200 lbs

>anything good happen to you today?
bought some new clothes after work, also no one really shoved Valentine's day in my face too much today

18 male MI
>why
Too shy to approach girls outside of small talk, never tried
>what
Someone i have at least a few things in common and takes care of themselves (its ok to have a little chub but at least take a shower and set some life goals). Like I understand no girl out there is going to happily listen to me sperg about MGS/DMC/DKC but we should at least have one similar hobby like camping or fishing or whatever. Or watch a show/movie we both enjoy together like Seinfeld.
>anything good
Well, nothing bad happened today. I consider that pretty good.

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>Asl
21, f, il
>Why are you single?
because i want to be
>What would you want in a partner?
someone to show off at family gatherings so everyone will stop judging me for still being single
>anything good happen to you today?
my mom sent me a package, it was full of sweets and savories

How would i know if i enjoy it if i've never done it before?

My lonely Valentine's isn't going very well. All my thoughts keep drifting back to suicide.

>Asl
30, male, Colorado
>Why are you single?
I'm an avoidant autist who can't hold up his end of a conversation, is a bit ugly, and is slowly becoming overweight a couple pounds per year.
>What would you want in a partner?
I'd want someone who I enjoy spending time with and I'm attracted to. I honestly don't know whether a bunch of the typical qualifiers people quote would have an effect on me or not.
>anything good happen to you today?
I was told that some data I was using was incorrect, so I was able to fix that before it was presented to a client.

chaos beckons you, and you deny its gaze?

>Asl
27, male, Australia
>Why are you single?
Did not bond with anyone at school, local job-seeking competition drowns out my chances of getting hired which reduces my desirability, the majority of girls in my age bracket have left this dying town, the town has zero nightlife and even if it did I hate social drinking culture, I'm short and skinny for my age, and the list goes on.
>What would you want in a partner?
Loyalty, shared interests and sense of humour, cute appearance, >100 IQ, no outlandish kinks.
>anything good happen to you today?
pic related

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not sure how to turn that down

>asl
fuckoff/male/argentina
>Why are you single?
Because I can't find any qt3.14s and when I do (which only happens like once a year) I always end up fucking it up somehow
>What would you want in a partner?
Just fucking love for once and for all.
>Anything good happen to you today?
I went to the forest and listened to some black metal, I still can't find my dog who's been missing for like 4 days now.

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>>Asl
30/m/north east
>>Why are you single?
neet deadbeat
>>What would you want in a partner?
someone that laughs at farts
>>anything good happen to you today?
hahahaah no

>ASL
25, male, Mexico

>Why are you single?
The "forever alone combo": Lack of social skills, fat, "afraid of women", kinda retard (but not normie or sperg retard), and I think Im not just a interesting guy

>What would you want in a partner?
Obviously a lot (like probably my partner would want from me), but especially loyal to me (as I will be to her), kind/cute (Im not that way, so I think that match good), and be able to understand my dark/autistic humor, and be funny with me too.

>anything good happen to you today?
I made some pasta for dinner, not a fancy thing, but I really like pasta, the day was rainy here so that sink in really good in my mood today, sad but chill at the same time, and my mom friends from work give her some candy for Vs day, and she gave me a chocolate bar, chocolate is good for the mood.
And I just made a waifu from another thread from here, and she is cute AF, sadly she is not real, but making her made and seeing her made me really happy.
Pic very related.

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I have bought/made things for girls that dont have any interest in me too
I feel you bro, I feel you.

cute image fren

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>Asl
22/m/5.5
>Why are you single?
Most gays are sluts
>What would you want in a partner?
Big warm heat
>anything good happen to you today?no

I love you very much, blanke. You're a good person for staying with me. I don't care what anyone else says.

>Asl
25 m colroado
>Why are you single?
i'm planning on moving out next year and i want to be single so i'm not tied down to this redneck infested shithole full of uneducated motherfuckers from the south who move in for ZOMG WEED and then vote against public education and gay rights whenever they can.
>What would you want in a partner?
someone who is creative and also loves rock climbing as much as i do! someone who also shares an interest in classical music and art generally without being a total fop or poser.
>anything good happen to you today?
yes i had a wonderful dinner with my parents and a cute FWB is coming over later for some kinky dom/sub sex

>>Asl
M/18/IL
>>Why are you single?
I don't want to get into a relationship. Seems something so poisonous and pointless, but that carnal desire to be with someone is still so overwhelming. Whatever, I doubt I'd be a good boyfriend anyways I'm too emotionally distant. Never tried to talk to a girl out of my own accord either.
>>What would you want in a partner?
Short black hair, plain, wears stuff like hoodies and shit. Someone who loves me and is honest with me. Wants to be with me. Doesn't hide behind some dumb bullshit, talks to me like a damn equal person. A regular girl I guess.
>>anything good happen to you today?
Ate some damn good homemade pizza today.

23, m, west
I have an atrocious personality i have to speculate
Someone into bdsm, and wifely
I had a nice conversation about forgery.

>Why are you single?
I don't want to be double.
>What would you want in a partner?
Nothing anyone on earth can offer.
>anything good happen to you today?
I managed to distract myself well enough and long enough to not think so much about killing myself.

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thanks user
You should make a waifu for yourself too.

>Asl
19/M/Midwest
>Why are you single?
Because I am very shy and kind of autistic
>What would you want in a partner?
Love and hugs
>anything good happen to you today?
I went to culvers and got a fish sandwich and french fries and a custard with sprinkles

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M, 18, Burgerland
If I knew, I wouldnt be. Im able to connect really well with people, including normies who invite me to parties all the time, but I always turn them down because its illegal to drink until Im 21 and Im not letting my life get ruined by some stupid shit like that.
Tall, femdom, nice voice, fun to talk to.
Subordinates of mine taped 1500 copies of pic related to every locker in my school, and it was fun watching anti-anime fags wonder what the hell put this on their locker
>in b4 normalfag dio meme
its a tradition at this point, and its iconic to a number of people

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>Why are you single?
because I don't care enough about having a gf
>What would you want in a partner?
someone with similar tastes as me.
>anything good happen to you today?
No.

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>Asl
Male, 20, southwest USA
>Why are you single?
I can't deal with normal people for extended periods.
>What would you want in a partner?
Someone who is patient but firm with me.
>anything good happen to you today?
No, my day has been terrible in every sense of the word.

>honest with me
>a regular girl
Make up your fucking mind

>M
>22
>USA
>Because I'm an uggo
>Hard to say, I just like whatever I see at the moment.
>Not really, I'm just burning the clock

As for my day, it's nothing.
I'm just working and preparing for a shitty time next week.

do you have a discord? we could play LoL and talk

>Asl
38/benis/Oregano
>Why are you single?
I have very high standards despite being a socially awkward weird-looking skinny hillbilly who can't get rid of a modest beer belly
>What would you want in a partner?
Loyalty, Christian faith, traditional, doesn't fly off the handle like a Tumblr girl as soon as she learns about opinions, wants at least 2 children, not morbidly obese, friend-group is not filled with stoners/polygamists/gang members/radfems
>anything good happen to you today?
Since there was no work today (the entire crew was told "We're painting and cleaning the electrical conduit in the factory so that we don't have to pay you a full day's wage for standing around and smoking") I asked if I could just leave and was told yes. But even that's a double-edged sword because I only left because I've been sick and in pain all week.

This week, though, I at least made a good connection with a guy who's renting out a room so I can finally move out of the room I'm in now. I'm renting a room in a crazy old childless single lady's house, and every week she goes visibly more batshit. I'm just hoping the guy I met doesn't do a 180 and decide not to rent to me after all even though we made an agreement and shook hands. That sort of thing happens a lot in my shithole city, it's a renter's market and if you have a spare bedroom you can charge and do absolutely whatever you want.

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>tomboy
>not appealing
>AZ
desu if you're not an absolute beached whale you're probably bretty qt, but chances are if you're posting on Jow Forums you don't want kids anyway.

kek I just realized I said I was 38, I'm actually 28
tfw not that old yet
tfw will be someday, and will brobaby still be single
tfw

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>ASL
21/M/US
>Why are you single?
Still in love with my ex, girls dont wanna date an emotionally unavailable NEET thatll only compare them to his ex
>What would you want in a partner?
5 feet, chubby, brown hair, glasses, likes the same vidya as me, super clingy. I just want her back man
>Anything good happen to you today?
I watched my favorite movies lmao.

Do you want to become friends? I'd like to know more about your anxiety.

23 M N/A
I'm either too aggressive, offensive, or just because I am uggy.
A nice clean girl. Someone I know wont cheat and I can talk to deeply and supports me emotionally
I feel as though a friendship is gettting better and that makes me happy

>>Asl
22/M/Southern California
>>Why are you single?
I honestly don't know it might be because I need to take better care of myself.
>>What would you want in a partner?
I want someone I can see myself spending the rest of my life with. Someone who I can entertain and dedicate time and piece of mind to. I want someone I can care for
>>anything good happen to you today?
I got to watch a movie with a pal and it was a good movie.

>M, 23, Ohio
>Got pumped and dumped from someone who said he wanted something long-term
>Nothing good ever happens to me

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>Asl
21/M/Luxembourg
>Why are you single?
I had a bad experience that made me shut myself in my room for a few years, been steadily working on being social again though
>What would you want in a partner?
Someone who doesn't feel empty and fills my heart with a bright flame
>anything good happen to you today?
I went to McDonald's for Valentine's Day which is always a treat

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How is your lonely Valentines going r9k?

>tfw it ended over an hour ago.

>Asl
shh/m/wetcoast

>Why are you single?
i honestly don't know i'm probably a major dickhead

>What would you want in a partner?
insatiable desire for my company and untold experience of pleasure in acquiring it

>anything good happen to you today?
no but i'm only 2 hours in so far

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>Asl
17yo, male, Czechia
>Why are you single?
My mental health makes me feel like shit all the time and love or sex won't solve that. I also don't think I am a boyfriend material since how anxious and depressed I am.
>What would you want in a partner?
To understand my mental state and to have a basic sense of fashion, hygiene and some goals or dreams.
>anything good happen to you today?
I made a stupidly simple yet cachy boom bap instrumental in FL Studio. It almost sounds like something Pink Guy would rap on.