NEW FPH THREAD

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They are deluded though. Whenever they're confronted about their eating habits, they say "you're totally right, im killing myself, i can't keep living like this," but then 10 minutes later they're literally eating frosting out of the container.

don't get angry at her, she's just bulking for the next season of lifting

rip my fetish

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examples of the retarded things put into your head about diets by your mother, please.

>a single day of eating can exceed 15,000 calories?!

WTF, how. LOL. And i feel bad when i spoil my cut by going 500 over my allotment.

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>people

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Boogie officially dies this week.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zUdaVDeJ_5c

Motherfucker are you kidding me

the thumbnail looks like somebody put goggly eyes on some play doh

Alright boys I’m doing a fast right now and I almost grabbed a slice of my roommates leftover pizza. Make me feel like shit for almost doing it

>when you're so fat that you block the access from other countries

Lol. The opposite never happens

Kek

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Well more things she told me was that milk was evil and made you fat.
She told me that i had to be lguten free when i was 7 years old, put me on retarded diets all the time.
Made me think paleo and ketogenic stuff was healthy and made me think i would get fat if i didnt eat that way.
I ended up binging on normal food and blaming it for making me fat becuase thats how she made me think about things, i was dying, so fucking fat and retarded, my mother was making it worse and it was all just a joke to her becuase she never took weightloss seriously and wanted me to die shit like her.

I realised paleo was fucking stupid and i just ate normal and lost 20kg, meanwhile my retarded mother keeps smoking and being an antivaxxer complaining that carbs make her fat and that i must be allergic to carbs and thats why i have a thyroid disorder.

Get a vpn for fuck sake its not hard to do and its cheap as fuck these days

my sides

Damn it, user, you stole my joke. I was gonna say "well tell her to get out of the way." or something

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dat dere dirty bulk

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If you shot someone right between the eyes with a 9mm they have a significant chance to not die. It's not really that impressive

Maybe you would, facelet faggot

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my (((husband))) helped me "love" my SUPER FAT "body"

we should ship him to an african village. he could feed them for weeks

i wonder what it would feel like to poke her right in the forehead

>squidge squidge

>seething

idk sometimes pizza sounds good, but you thought critically and chose the better option.

Good on you lad, you’re making it

fasting is retarded tho

It is impressive to be so fat your forehead stores it.

Why do you say that

>my FMJ target ammo would penetrate better and is cheaper to carry and practice with
checkmate, fats

Is this supposed to be a threat? Fats can be defeated by a slight incline

fuck outta here newfag

>needing a gun to defeat a hamplanet

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Huh. So fatties have shit fortitude saves too

/firefox/addon/proxtube/

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enjoy your hairloss and baldpill cope

Because I've done it and its retarded, eating normal is the only way to go

THEM TITTIES

Fucking newfags.

So, if we can't call them fat anymore, what will we call them?
Gluttonous lard goblin?
Porcine planetoid?
Thunder chunky is dumb but always makes me laugh.

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you can call em whatever you want, and try to make it as least offensive as possible like these retards want. But eventually the new term will just take on all the negative connotations of the old term. And round and round we go

Once someone is fat enough that they can't physically acquire more food for themselves, why do people keep bringing them more?
If you've been providing some non-ambulocetus 5000 calories a day and their heart explodes before they're 45 you should be charged with manslaughter

>9mm

hey y'all scott here

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A whole new level. Well played.

that's the face of a man reevaluating his life's decisions

imagine ignorantly posting cp

in the original video, you can hear her legs snapping

Test

Oh, hey, I just watched this.
Basically the guy has a fat fetish, and it's actually horrifying how blatantly not concerned he is with her health. He straight up says "there could be some issues in the future..
But for now everythings fine"
Like "lol you're gonna lose a foot to the beetus in 10yr but I want to fuck your fat tum for as long as possible"

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Can you make out what she was saying in the video?

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I don't know if it'll help ya any, but today I refused to go for a burger cuz I was too lazy to get off the bus and cross the stupid dangerous street to McDicks just for a fucking craving of a burger. Try to rationalize your own scenario this way. Is it worth it?

A bloo abloo it’s so hard because I substitute the holy in my heart with food

Broccoli? Fuck that, that’s disgusting!!!! *gulps down a party pack of chicken nuggets

You never heard of a morbidly obese person that stuffs their face with 10k calories worth of greens a dag

Are there any compilations of fat people getting rekt? Seems hard to find

FUCK supersize and super skinny

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her skin is so smooth you could make a few hundred lifting belts out of it

Am I weird? Seems to me Katie looks pretty good.

She eats 1500 calories

i dont get it

I chortled

>the heaviest I weighed was 7 and a half stone
Can we nuke UK pls?

oi oi bruv 12 stone bong ere av ya had ya cuppa yet fella will stick kettle on cheers god save are queen

don't bother, they're in the middle of destroying themselves

UK isn’t obese it’s just weight banter
>americans can’t into getting fat for a laff

/fph/ isnt just about hating fat people, its about hating fatness itself as well, and showing fatness no matter the context is always relevant.

Ha yeah well I appreciate your version of it too

Chungi.

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stop shilling (((Donald)))

guys actually pay these third just to show tiddies and wiggle their fupa

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She still bounces

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keep saying fat, keep saying nigger

A gravel road is smoother than that shit what the fuck

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Good meme usage

I’ve struggled for a usable word, and used the term chunka-punka while trying to describe fatties while I was at work. Got a few laughs, one horrified look from our ultra PC coworker, but I asked her if she really denied that they were a chunka-punka. She broke into a grin and said “oh, you’re awful” in an amused voice.
>8/10 would recommend

Am I in the /plg/ thread?

That's it, I'm getting a 10mm with Underwood ammo for defense against f*toids.

best lolcow

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Unless you’re being shot with ratshot a 9mm isn’t getting stopped in 5in of fat.

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beef cake

BEEEEF CAAAAAAKE

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What the shit?

Pistol calibre cartridges have tissue penetration of about 12 inches.

>laughs in 5.7meme