Femanon here, is it normal to find him extremely attractive? What's his name?

>attractive

Yeah, kinda average looking but smokey features, light smattering of hair, lifted body. Like a basic entry level handsome, drives most people crazy. Because it’s just a step away from normal enough to still be different and hot. Not like some unattainable chadwick.

he'd actually be pretty good looking if he wasn't like 5' 2 (>160cm)

He's 5'6. A perfectly fine height. He mogs the shit out of 99.99999999% of Jow Forums that's why they hate him. Keep coping lankies.

>tfw 6'2 and mog him easily

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t. 5'6" manlet

nice try mr leonidas
youtube.com/watch?v=ZowvafpHeyg

lmao he's 5'3 max

"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

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alex is one of us. used to be addicted to vidya and a scrawwny bitch , now is charismatic and fit

His name is Alex Leonigger

youtube.com/watch?v=t6IDu3meVlk

Young Jeezy

Gr8 B8 m8 i r8 8/8

>as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
this one always cracks me up, what a tool

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completely understandable m'lady. alpha specimen with silverback glootes
youtu.be/iZL3DIImehY

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>I finally met Alphadestiny, and he's literally not even that short, he's like Dylan's height or taller. We hit the gym and he literally kept up with us, literally! He even beat us in some lifts. Everybody was friends, everybody was boys, no fucking women. One of the best weekends of my life.
Daily reminder that David Laid, who looks better than all of you, don't make fun of Alpha™, but rather admires him.

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what a terrible attempt at photoshop

Until you realize it was in paint and you are actually impressed

>He's 5'6. A perfectly fine height.
Maybe in China or Peru or something??? lol

I'm Dutch and 6'2 and a lot of girls are as tall or taller than me.
Everyone would laugh at this dwarf.

>wearing 10 inch heels

Kekd and checkd

Just move to manletdam. I went to amsterdam and was thriving as a 5'11 manlet, I was taller than 90% of people. Either dutch people are tall thing is a meme, or Amsterdam is just full of ethnics. I'm guessing the latter. I can't really tell some dutch people apart from the ethnics though. A lot of swarthy people in the netherlands, whats up with that?

Yeaaee we at the buffet right now

Gayanon here, no. Women have an awful taste in men.

There’s lots of eastern euros in Amsterdam from what I’ve seen, they are way shorter than dutch people.

Phil Gervais

He is a true alpha man, he is also a master pick up artist who will pump and dump you as he did with thousands of other women.
Consider yourself warned m'lady.

hi alex

Posting that you're a woman should be a bannable offence. Fucking attention whores.

>charismatic
He's 5'3" manlet that makes jewtube videos and takes himself too seriously becouse he's so insecure.

Is youtube trying to tell me something?

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