OH MY user

OH MY user....

He he

I.....

I.... didn't realise you looked like that underneath them clothes. You sure have been getting them gains if you know what I mean.

And....

Wanna come swim with me you can explore my body in the water..

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why do you post threads like this? what is the purpose?

nice thread

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Lmfaoooooo

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What do women actually feel like?

sand

>oh user you've been working out
>yay you've gotten swole enough to earn my body as a prize
>do whatever you want with it I have no autonomy

Is this how you nearly-roping sad fucks view other human beings?

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t. things that never happen in reality unless you're roided and 6 feet+

Soft and warm

>women
>human beings
>implying arrows

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soft, moist, warm

The softest warmest smoothest and silkiest thing you can imagine

Things that will never happen in reality regardless because real life isn't some degenerate cartoon porn

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Expensive

Sorry I can't swim

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Plastic bags full of chicken bones they also taste of salty coins and milk trust me user I know don't listen to these bots

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This, oh God this

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Luckily I'm 6'3 athletic have good facial structure downsides are aniexty and skinny.

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This, fucking this

I can't wait I just need to sort myself out. I know I'm getting there but just a little longer and the silk will be mine

Who the hell deserves a thing like that

No way fag

you do if you work to be a good and healthy man

>mfw I grew up with that chick
Weird to see her in the internets

Based and redpilled

delet

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like a bowl of eggs

It's incel roleplay that belongs on Jow Forums.

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my ex was so warm, i would feel her heat radiating off her lol

you, user!

to dont get gains to pick up a fatty

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Shut the fuck up and get naked bitch

Hmmm user I think you're better suited with me

I mean just look at me, that bag of bones has nothing to offer with me we can both train, slot and prep together.

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I've slept with 2 girls roughly as cute as this. It's as good as you could possibly imagine. Time slows down to a crawl. After sex, I would just stare at the girls completely mesmerized by them while they talked about some shit that I wasn't playing attention to. Also, falling asleep cuddling a girl like this is while playing with her hair is perhaps the happiest I've ever been.

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Hold on bitch he's mine !

Get you're slutty Aryan hands off him he needs something more exotic, hahaha anyway she's to bulky

Come train with me ?

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go touch one and find out for yourself user

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Milk and salty pennies

I miss her so fucking bad bros

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thats what ya lift for boys right there

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what is that pic
looks familiar but i cannot recognise it
swear to god its from something

Oh no not her again says she's exotic but in reality she's just a basic bitch.

Come for a run with me and do some cardio then we'll head to the gym and lift !

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H-haha lol yeah hahah lol like that must've been so soothing and nice l-lol

Fuck all these attention whores !

Come and hit MAX reps and weight with me.

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Man I really fucking hate them but goddamn me if they are not the softest, warmest, lightest thing ever. You'd be surprised how light they are, its like they have no density. But yet so warm and soft. Like fucking cotton candy. And they smell good too. God i miss my gf. I really hate them all now and hope they die so men can go ahead with the artificial wombs and AI gfs and all but man ..

BRO STOP JUST FUCKING STOP OKAY FUUUUUUCK FUCKING FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAH

You've never talked to a woman in your life and will die a virgin
Janny do your fucking job
Op is a refugee from who doesn't lift
Based

>Its another virgin roleplay thread
The only thing worse than an incel is a beta orbiter

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Oh hell yeah
Whips off pants underwater and rawdogs her in front of everyone.

Step aside roasties!

There all whores and cost too much come with me broski.

Bros before hoes.

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Why are you here when you’ve never been to a gym in your life, you incel subhuman?
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