why did you not take your mother on a nice dinner on valentine's night, user?
Because she died in 2005.
She doesn't want to go anywhere and is housebound.
thats why you need to take her out tho
I'd rather fuck my mom than take her out on some sort of weird date
i said we should get takeout instead and she agreed and said she'd rather that anyway
I think my mom had something else going on...,
I did and we ate 7 plates of crawfish. It was a good day.
eating dinner with mom is not weird, you tard.
and you can fuck her nice after dinner.
There's a key element here I think you are not thinking about. It's Valentines day. No it isn't weird to go out to eat with your mother, but specifically today- I'd say so. Post more incest porn so I can cry myself to sleep after I nut.
I wanted to tell her how much I love her but I didn't even get to see her today.
because I was drunk and asleep
then who took your mother out?
Her boyfriend wanted to
>single mom, boyfriends
oh no no no
shes so pretty who dis milf?
my mommy just wanted lots of protein
Because I was passed out the whole day from staying up late working on uni stuff. She did text me Happy Valentine's the first thing in the morning, though. She's cute.
i dont remember but if you literally search "titcow" or "cowtits" she appears lmao
how many others got the text from her tho?
useless ungrateful son scums
Only Chadson gets to take mommy out to dinner.
well you can be chad son too, onions boi
a bumper for motherly love
>Older female therapist dragged out my mommy issues
Am I fucked?
where are all the sons?
that sounds interesting. tell us what happened m8
Ill try to summarise a little
>Grew up youngest brother of two sisters + mother, absent father
>No male influence in my life at all beyond grandfather
>Didn't have a male teacher till I was 12
>Years of severe depression and anxiety from family issues
>5 sessions in, we start discussing who I talk to
>Discuss distrust in men entirely
>Only people I feel comfortable around are older women
>Talk about relationships
>Zero, only partial experience were odd moments here and there
>Move onto mother
>Long standing issues over the years with her
>Not really hatred, just...separation
Not sure what she made of desu lad
you seem easy to figure out
There's a lot more going on but thats the basics of today. I can just tell she knows I find her attractive
she is Vica Kerekes
Is my auntie close enough for these memes? Don't have a mum fetish but an aunt one.
Actual mom here if anyone needs any maternal advice. Lucky me I get to spend the day sick at home.
well if you would love to ride her raw, then sure.
Do you releive your son sexually?
No, and she prefers daughter.
>after different kinds of roasties, now there is a mom larper too
just fuck off and leave the thread to bros
I don't really care if you think I'm Larping. I'm just here to be a kind voice for those who need it~
Well I need a kind wank so if you would be so kind as to show those titties with a timestamp I would be much relieved.
That's not why I'm here sweetie. Besides I'm pretty sure my wife wouldn't like that.
Seconded originally this time
>will never take mom on a lewd vacation trip for valentine stuff