Absolutely mogs you

Well, i dont know a single celebrity that would be so obsessed with height as you guys are.
Not a single politician ( i only remember trump mentioning that kim is a short bomberman )

HGH + TRT
And some slight additions, like trenbolone, clenbuterol.
you're welcome

Dan you post yourself like every fucking night

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Take HGH, test, and cialis like he does.

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Is this the guy from that "new gym pose" selfie?
Wow he lost weight, still wearing the same headset tho

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Every time he talks it sounds like he's apologizing for being a huge piece of shit.

The whole lower part of the pic is pure cringe.

She wouldn’t be making fun of him if he wasn’t a manlet

they never learn

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fucking KEK

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this thread again

a womans mind is truly a marvelous thing, what could have possibly compelled her to take this photo of some guy in between sets?

>work for my own money
Heh, nothin personnel, kid

Dan you need to stop posting here it's getting embarrassing.

She wanted to show off how good she looks with that face and needed an excuse.

can't play poker though

You made that gay thread about him yesterday.
Stop making threads about him.
You. Fag.

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Thats a fucking mic you fucking morons. Not the machine behind him. Just an fyi.

He amazes me how mediocre the girls he pays to be around him look like.
They're all 7s with skinny unattractive petite bodies, as much as he's a stupid poop head. He could afford better.

His legs are an abomination

Lol @ clen.

dumbass that uses steroids despite having had heart attacks

>Get money from your parents and invest it to make more money
>Spend money on test
>Do brosplit
Really it's not that hard

Someone post the pasta

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I saw a video where he said he takes a permanent dose of test + HGH and i quote 'Cialis for pumps'

>Mogs you
>Fails bud/s
>Breaks own foot intentionally because he wouldn't man up and felt he was too good to be an undesignated seaman and train harder to retry.
>Uses his daddy's money to be an extra in all sorts of war movies.
Bilzarian will never MOG me. Bilzarian is MOG'd by every fucking POG that actually completes an enlistment. Yes, even those miserable fat fuck nukes.

Cialis is great for a pump retard

Who do we hate more, Dan or Boogie?

This

Okay, what's your point?

There really should be an Armenian analogue of an 'oven dodger' just so we could call Dan that. Turk evader?

Well the thread asks how do i get fucking huge and ripped like dan?
and thus i answered.

jeff.

fuck jeff.

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Is that Zyzz's cousin or something?

Nah just some white guy with a good face/height/frame who rides zyzz's wave.

he's a fucking retard desu, but ideal looks overall.

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Nice Shoes

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he's 5'8.

manlet cope

Bilzerian dated one of my boys ex girlfriends (sofie bevarly) and my boy would actually used to facetime her and dan lol dan is on a lotttt of anti aging stuff thats illegal in the US, plus test and a bunch of other rare medicines not available in the US

Most of my nuke friends were on sustanon among other things. Saga of Micheal Buhrman.

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when he said he lifts, he meant other things, such as his shoes

I hate Dan more, because even though he's a retarded fag who is probably pretty miserable, he still is jacked and does lot's of fun things.

>dan lol dan
You're so like cringe lol

Imagine being handed 10s of millions of dollars by your dad and then still being such a tryhard that you drug yourself into a heart attack and then STILL look like a lumpy homeless guy

How old are you dude

That's the joke desu

busted now

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pretty sure that is Mad Dog from
The Raid: Redemption

>everyone in the gym is clothed
>not Dan though...he works out in his swimsuit that he wears 24/7
>*proceeds to market his shitty vape pens*

he is wearing shoe lifts or some shit, look how high up the top of his foot is compared to the rest of the shoe

oh wow i sure do feel mogged

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Also lowers blood pressure.

Everyone knows it, we just get to talk about it here desu.

One user gave the full rundown of exactly why she did that. It was 10/10. oh fuck I hope someone has the pasta or the post, I don't have it handy.

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Only know of this guy because he wanted to pretend to be helpful during the Las Vegas shooting by demanding an officer's weapon to fight the shooter, fucking action hero wannabe faggot

why even bother lifting if you are a manlet?

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>not a single person saw this

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Bumping for this. I’ve used that pasta in arguments before against vain women and it worked.

Curious bump

Haha how insecure can you get? What a fucking manlet

What the fuck kind of exercise is he doing? Overhanded curls?

its tape

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Spotted the DYEL

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>A girl I graduated high school with 2 years ago is now a part of Dan's harem

Feels bad man

who?

Hailey grice

Both

How old is he here? He's an inspiration for all old losers like me

Dan Bilzerian is humble and friendly guy, he is as delusional as your average otaku but channeled to other stuff like guns and poker.

>making fun of manlets
based roastie

>Humble
Dude brags nonstop on Twitter about fucking guys' girlfriends.

he really needs to stop the gh, his core is millimetres away from fat lenny tier

Dan pls. First sign of a gun fight you ran away.

Look at the size of those soles, how fucking short is he?

Based, thank you fren

can someone explain this

See

Dan is the male version of an Insta-thot

What's he doing then smartass? Calling others DYEL while not even knowing yourself, just lol.

>perfect body

JUST STOP.

>Live in Jax Beach
>Probably more thots and slits here than anywhere else on the East Coast
>Dan Blowjob comes to town and every whore does what she can to get near him
>My girlfriends best friend from high school hits her up
>Says she ducked Dan
>Asked my gf how big her phone is
>Gf says “like five inches”
>Gf’s old high school friend writes back “omg that’s how big his peepee (yes, she said peepee) is!!!”

Dan has a 5 incher, guys.

Please excuse the misspellings. I’m on my phone.

he's calling you a dyel faggot because you couldn't immediately identify it as overhand curls and had to ask like a retard

imagine being a man and gossiping about dan bilzerian

A 5 incher that doesn't work apparently. Dude has to pop a lot of viagra to get it up due to all the drugs/alcohol/roids. Did so much that he gave himself a couple of heart attacks.