"Yeah, I had shoulder surgery before I turned forty, how could you tell?"

>tfw you ate 4 pounds of elk meat after 23 hours of intermittend fasting inside a flotation tank and you quickly jumped into a sauna to use sam harris' meditation app while injecting roids and taking dmt mixed with weed

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Yeah I never got that either. All he eats (apparently,) is wild game and kale yet every picture of him he's bloated as hell. Why do you lie Joe?

He actually advocates for testosterone enhancement for all men after 40 to mantain the levels in their youth.

It’s not bloat that’s just his manlet frame. MAnlets usually have giant oversized torsos and waists. Look at dan bilzarian. Manlets rarely have nice v tapers

>does intermitten fasting
>claims to exercise 40 minutes a day
>uses saunas
>eats meat he killed himself
>low carbs
>takes HGH
>takes test
>been lifting for decades
how does he look so bad? is he a secret heroin addict or something, he does all that and looks like that, he's gotta be either lying or leaving something out

There is a way to spin/cradle it where you don't fuck your wrists. He's fucking his wrists so he can inject some fetus in there or some shit.

The fuck are you talking about? Bloat is not "over sized torso". Bloat is a distended stomach from swollen intestines struggling to process food you shouldn't be eating. That or it's HGH gut.

Hes in his late 50s nigga

>51
>late 50s
he's 51 which is still old but he should look a lot better than he does

Haha guess you're right. Still looks better than diaz and alex jones

>mfw when once again Jow Forums proves the only body they approve of us shredded twinks
None of you will look that good in your 50’s. Most of you don’t look that good now. Cope harder.

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my boy nate would piece up this old roided out midget

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Bald
Fat
Sun damage

If he had hair and dropped about 15 lbs he'd look way better

Yeah but that bloated gut is from HGH, not from being a manlet

>he thinks I won't do steroids in my 50's

hah

Why do these MMA faggots never know how to do a front double bi pose?

Roiding, no other good explanation for the bloated gut

They’re too busy learning how to beat the shit out of eachother

Yeah no shit

they dont care for looking like fags

Am I the only one that actually thinks Rogan looks good? Like not even good by 50 year old standards (which I honestly can't even think even think of a better looking 50 y/o off the top of my head), just good in general. To me he looks better than nearly every user body I've seen posted here.

Joe is a good theorist in terms of what to do in a broad sense, but you shouldn't be looking to him for specifics on training. His form is awful, and I'm just looking there agahst. What in the hell does half thsi shit do?

Steroids can be a slippery slope but moderate steroid intake can be perfectly healthy. You need doctor supervision.

dosage is everything, as are what you're going for. Steroids promote muscle growth, but that also means you heal from injuries and stress from workouts much faster. The big body builders are going for much, much, higher doses of steroids and all it does is lead them to become monsters and they end up dying. If Joe is smart like Scooby and others he can live at least a normal human life span.

someone post the one with the blcak guy behind

>If Joe is smart like Scooby and others he can live at least a normal human life span.
Joe and Scooby are nearly the same age dude.

Solid 5-6 years difference.

Even scooby from 6 years ago (2013) looks way older than Joe right now.

Joe looks like a shaved sweaty ape. He looks weird.

>Joe looks like a shaved sweaty ape
(And that's a good thing)

>taking DMT in a sauna
Now THAT'S a wild ride.

Because everyone on fit lifts for aesthetics. He has wife and shit. Just lifts to be strong. It's not the same thing

because most that shit you listed is horrible for you

Yes obviously, this board is filled with coping faggots user.

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My lungs

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>yeah brah, inject whatever shit you want into your system when you are an old mang, what could go wrong?

Christ

>Mfw the malnourished build.

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miring that ribcage tbu

>That's O-N-N-I-T, forward slash Rogan for 20% off your first purchase. No, it's not snake oil, this AlphaBrain supplement totally makes you smart bro.

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