>Finally got a match and went all in.
>no response
Why do women do this?
Finally got a match and went all in
Carson Powell
Carter King
>sup partner
Howdy-ho to you to, sir.
Ayden Nelson
Wtf She unmatched me
I've had enough.
Logan Ramirez
Yeeha partner. My second shotgun is still waiting. That theather ain't gonna hit itself.
Asher Sanchez
Lmao, the weeb autist
Nigga this is not fallout NV, just try and act like you don't have piss bottles
Levi Gonzalez
she unmatched because youre not chad.
incels.is
Jose James
But if you don't give out a smooth piss bottle vibe early on how do you prevent the freak out when she finally sees them?
Eli Turner
God dam it. Now I got matched with a black tranny. Jesus fuck...
Kevin Powell
For me they either don't respond, give one word responses, or message me first then dont fucking respond after I reply. Fuck this shit everyone is a boring whore now anyways
Charles Long
Wasn't nothin' wrong with yer message hot shot.
Wtf kind of message is she expecting? fuck her
Ryder Moore
Yee-haww cowboy
Leo Johnson
Fuck this shit, I need a hole RIGTH NOW RIGTH NOW RIGTH NOW!
Josiah Butler
>Straight
>Trans
Grayson Allen
You owe me two sides
Dylan Foster
prepare to get pozzed
Sebastian Brown
(she) doesn't look too bad, is short and probably has a big cock
I'd smash
Brayden Cruz
Black trans people have some of the highest hiv rates.
William Rogers
>try and act like you don't have piss bottles
actually if you manipulate woman right they will like you have piss bottles.
you novice
Benjamin Rodriguez
Condoms aren't that expensive.
I'll make love to her boi pussy and get it out of my system.
Elijah Murphy
>partner
top kek
Nolan Nguyen
Literally 5 feet nothing.
Too short to count as a man.
Robert Richardson
holy shit thats hilarious. thanks op.
Isaac Bennett
fuck it dude smash her
Ethan Cook
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOT EVEN THE FUCKING TRANNY
Christian Thompson
That was pretty good, thanks for the laugh friendo
Jordan Clark
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c'mon son
Asher Cox
She said she was a Leo so I asked her about star signs. What do I say now?
Jaxon Morales
Now I got a white roastie.
I'm a bean so it's probably a fake account.
I wanna tell her to fuck off.
Nolan Adams
"Hey bby! Anal tonight at 8?"
works every time
Jose Reed
you literally have the worst opening messages faggot. "Sup partner." "Hey buddy." No wonder your dumbass is getting unmatched! Holy fuck are you dense. Change up your approach, you're obviously good looking enough to get matches but fuck everything up by being a complete weirdo.
Justin Ross
oh shit negro what are you doing?
Nicholas Collins
Fuck it, let's go.
I'm gona feed her my burrito
Ian Stewart
Im from your area, wanna fuck bro?
Evan Ross
what fucking app is this lmao
Oliver Watson
>P-please respond, p-p-partner
lmao
Oliver James
Trying to fuck, that's what.
Noah Rogers
Seconded, I feel like this could be fun
Levi Martin
Okcupid.
All the roasties are moving to bumble for no fucking reason.
Owen Baker
POF or OK Cupid I think.
Evan Cruz
I'm having a field day here.
Yeeeeee haaaaaa
Luke Walker
"Did you know the CIA did 9/11"
Evan Lee
Shes a fuckig thick ass bitch holy shit. And Danville is a expensive as fuck place to live.
I hope she she replies
Oliver Hernandez
Move out from the east bay, there are no good women there.
Ethan Green
It's for the best partner.
Ian Baker
Ayoooo I wanted to plow that black boi pussy, fuck it. I'll take care of the kid.
Robert Lee
Tranny here what part of the bay you from?
Sebastian Watson
>spending your time and money supporting an insectoid woman
kek
Lucas Hall
Nah, unmatched means she liked you by accident.
Austin Myers
I think you've been pkaying too much Red Dead or watching cowboy movies
Lincoln Brooks
I'm in Livermore familiar, I'm a bean doe
Jackson Miller
Post beanus
Brody Brooks
>sup partner
>hit a movie theater
maybe its not too surprising
Angel Perez
Don't spoil the surprise. I suggest you start stretching you filthy whore.
Blake Gutierrez
>I'm in Livermore familiar
Im from berkely, were too far
Connor Smith
OP here Thick ass white bitch ain't replying.
What do...
Dominic Rivera
Are you passable? Like at least a 6/10?
Christopher Morris
Im pretty skinny and my face passes but I dont have tits because im not on hrt yet
Noah Bennett
Have cyber foreplay for me to jerk off to pls
Joseph Garcia
yeah i really dont know either parter
Anthony Carter
How well can you take a dick?
Or has that ass not been broken in yet?
Julian Rivera
>join Bumble
>get matches
>they don't send any messages
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
James James
>has that ass not been broken in yet?
It hasnt been broken in yet sir
Anthony Baker
Calm down nigga, she already talking to another foo
Levi Watson
I only get 24 hrs before the match is gone FOREVER
THEY HAVE TO MESSAGE FIRST ON THIS APP DON'T THEY FUCKING GET IT???
GOD DAMNIT WOMEN ARE STUPID
Jose Brown
I had 4 okc matches last week. NONE replied. Why the fuck do you even bother then.
Jaxon Moore
Play along and get a date, pick later hour and less populated area. Than cripple that degenerate
Daniel Garcia
>try online dating meme
>get 2 likes, one from a tubby and one from lady 7 years older than me
>delete app immediatley
Idk why i did it, i may have been able to get an easy date but i just got really scared when i realized what i was doing
Isaac Perez
Watch out user tranny rape isnt a meme. If you come before it, it will force fuck you in the ass
Jose Moore
>"went all in"
>sent someone a stupid message
How is this going all in? I send out hundreds of messages a day on dating sites. That's the only way to get replies. You're a retard.
Kayden Powell
what is that for an app? asking for a fren
Dylan Peterson
This board is astonishing
Henry Rodriguez
Dude you waited like 5 minutes at 1 AM youre just coming off as a clingy psychopath
Charles Young
I just sneezed out my glass of milk over this post