Why aren't you literally having sex, the best compound exercise?
>works abs, lower back, glutes
>literally raises test
>improve confidence and posture
Why aren't you literally having sex, the best compound exercise?
Anthony Myers
Jayden Lee
Why you offering?
Liam Morgan
I prefer metaphorical sex.
Noah Cooper
No willing partners or any possibilities for new ones in the foreseeable future.
I am 25 year old KHV
Isaiah Watson
I know, all these dudes choosing celibacy, it makes no sense
Liam Hughes
Can't find a tolerable woman.
Robert Carter
Broke with my gf two days ago. Now i regret because i have no one to fuck, and I dont feel like outting in the effort to find another girl.
Time to becone a faggot I guess.
Carter Bennett
god i wish ada was my gf
Lucas Morales
Your mother's busy.
Tyler Cruz
Too expensive.
Caleb Bailey
Bro I literally went through the same thing 2 weeks ago
Broke up with gf, regret because mad libido, cba to find chicks
Fucked one yesterday though
William Russell
Based clone
Xavier Diaz
How to progressive overload on my sex days?
Dylan Nguyen
>tfw 26 KHV
maybe we could at least hold each others' hand
Ryder Smith
I dont have the proper equipment
Tyler Myers
Kek, this
William Adams
I haven't had sex in such a long time, watching porn makes me nostalgic.
Xavier Martinez
Tyler Cook
Being sexually satisfied is literally easy mode
I’m going for neverfap monkmode daily workout social isolation /torturepill/. It is the only way to quiet the guilt over my own existence.
Nolan Miller
Nolan Brown
10/10
I wish $50/mo would buy me a daily workout of this type.
Ian Russell
Based
Bentley Russell
>tfw 24 KHV
What does a sex feel like? How does it feel to hold the hand of someone you love?
Anthony Long
No GF and also banned from Tinder.
Connor Green
What's the point if women can't even compare to Ada. And she's not even the best girl.
Joshua Baker
because no one wants me :(
i try so hard, but it always ends up the same. you know the 2-x year old pagliacci meme? it may sound cringy, but thats L I T E R A L L Y me. i cant tell you how many times ive heard "he's weird but he is funny" or somethin along those lines. when i finally ask a girl out, she says im not their type. girls dont think of me as a man. they think of me as a genderless clown.
just because i say absurd shit because i think its funny. im THIS close to just getting a hooker. should i do it bros.
Xavier Scott
Don't say absurd shit?
William Gray
life is boring when i dont say absurd shit. i find nothing else funny. i have a very exclusive taste in humor.
Mason Lee
You need sexual confidence, just get a hooker and get experience.
Evan Walker
I am
btw why the fuck did they make ada so hot? first time since I was a teenager that I literally had to pause the game and fap
Gabriel Bell
You fuck fatter women, good luck not getting blocked by everyone when you ask them how much they weigh
Ian Russell
Kek
Scary that you got banned
How did you do that