How do i prevent gym dick?

how do i prevent gym dick?

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embrace it by wearing tight pants

by skipping gym

The fuck is gym dick?

shrinkage

I only get it when doing heavy squats or any heavy leg movement

dedliff does it for me. Feel like it's very noticeable

what the fuck are you talking about you schizophrenic nigger

Why do you care? Trying to impress some fags?

inbetween sets rub the head of your dick through your pants

>find gymbunny
>target lock on ass
>imagine dirty things
>imagine her/them touching your muskles while you lift
>do hip thrusts while they are at the machine next to you
>touch your dick in the john (but just a bit)

It's fucking easy, just dont be a creep about it or get dickrage

lol, you dumb as hell

by letting mee suck it

have a bigger penis

>being faggot that never sweats in the gym
thats you. The dick can shrink if you are sweating

>workout hard
>blood flows to the parts of your body working out
>less and less blood flows to your cock
>cock shrinks for a short period during and after your workout
literal 75 Somalian IQ for you not to know what this thread is about.

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Why prevent it? It shrinking during lifts makes lifting better.

Allow it to happen. It will go back to normal in time. The blood is needed elsewhere.

Isn't that a good thing?
You don't want your dick swinging around in the middle of a lift, what if it gets in your way?

just... don't fuck right after the gym?
wait for your bloodflow to stabilize?

Was about to say, I workout till near total exhaustion, my penis ain't going to do shit anytime soon after the workouts so idk what's the point of worrying bout gym dick. Thought that would be the same case for everyone

I was in the pool!

this doesnt make any sense at all, youre not going to get a blood shortage to certan body parts.jesus christ man.. wow, just wow..

its just the typical nonsense all over again that normies think your dick is shrinking from steroids when its all a matter of testicles shrinking

OP here. Did some Arabic jelqing in-between sets. It helps

For some reason the smaller mine gets the more it protrudes on the horizontal.

>Jelqing
>Not Angion 2.0

NGTMI

Kegals 24/7

>he doesn't have inches to spare

lol sucks

this has never happened to me

you're making this up

that angion method doesn't work

I thought I was the only one who gets this. It only happens when I do cardio. I ended up chaffing the tip of my dick because of it during a run. Blood was everywhere...

brother claims he doesn't get gym dick and does 5x more cardio than me yet I get it after a few DL sets

>Tinder date is about to come over
>do a bunch of pushups and chinups for dat dere pump
>she arrives
>put on some AthleanX videos
>already erect at this point thanks to nofap
>after a while get to making out
>clothes start coming off
>she pulls down my boxers
>gymdick.jpg
>she stifles a laugh and says she has to go pick up her kid
fml bros

>dick retracts
>can now fit perfectly in panties
>bust massive nut
it's a good thing you fucking fags

>not whipping out a homemade angion wheel between sets

>Single mom

Consider yourself lucky

This didn’t happen

kinda happened to me once, was hyped as fuck did a workout before sex and got laugh out of the hotel right afterwards by the girl. never gonna repeat that mistake

It's called "Athletic Mode"

>sweat
>hot
>penis shrinks when it's cold

grade 1 level of analysis and I can see that something just doesn't add up here.
faggot

You clearly don't workout hard enough if you don't know what gym dick is.

wtf. Why are you guys inspecting your dicks while exercising?

I have never noticed this.

for me gymdick is when after any sort of hip flexion my junk moves, making it look like I have a boner. then I have to awkwardly rearrange my underwear every dam time I sit down or stand up OR I have to walk around with a pretend boner

Mix it with a BathMate routine 4x a week. Tell me you won't see gains after 3 months. TELL ME

I didn't know because I rarely consider the size of my dick

why not go to the thot section and sprout a proud woody?

because I go to the gym to exercise
literally every male has measured their erect penis with a ruler at some point in their lives. you know how big your dick is. now, I agree that its strange to worry about the size of your flaccid dick, and it shouldn't be difficult to get an erection at any point

its your bodies natural response after a workout to reduce blood flow to your penis to prevent homosexuals from engaging with you in the locker room

You cant consider something that's not there

Penis shrinks when blopd is doverted away from it, this can happen either from vasoconstriction as a response to cold or when blpod flow is diverter to the muscles during strenuous exercise. You wouldn't know cause you don't work out hard enough.

Fuck off. My dick usually has decent blood flow in general due to it not being fully flaccid while not fully erect. When I go in hard for a work out my dick utterly shrinks to the size between the the tip of my thumb and that knuckle. It keeps in enough blood for your dick, but you don't use your dick to work out.

>take a walk on a cold day
>get home busting for a piss
>uncut gym dick
>desperately thinking of sex to get blood back into it before i piss everywhere

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This

Imagine having such shitty low effort workouts, first thing you notice afterwards is your recoiled dick.

The truth

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just sit down nigga

>Everyone says lifters get small dicks
>Jow Forums is like Naw bro just a fairy tale
>This thread

jelq in between sets for counter measure dick gains

Just get a bigger dick. Then the shrinkage will make you look average.

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dick pulls until failure

>she stifles a laugh and says she has to go pick up her kid
Top bantz, user

I didn't know this was a thing. I've had sex minutes after my post-gym shower before. Then again, I'm immune to whiskey dick as well; the last time I had sex, I was so drunk that I only knew I had sex due to the mess in the morning. I can only ever remember having a failure once, and it was while drunk and a few minutes after jacking off. This might be an issue particular to your generation (I'm 32) or too much porn. Either that or I'm the weirdo. Real talk, is this gym dick thing real?