So, how much of a loser are you?
So, how much of a loser are you?
Asher Walker
David Cooper
Did it before, still accurate.
Lucas Sullivan
you set the bar too high.
i know im a total fucking loser
Luke Anderson
have fun being unhappy comparing yourself to society's mould for a successful person (strikethru, slave). thats probably why u dont get laid, u care too much about what individuals and society at large (an abstract, intangible entity) think of u
Mason James
lmao don't even have 5
just be yourself brothers im sure you'll do fine xDDDD
Mason Rogers
cmon nons stop eating so much. I'd got bingo if my libido hadn't run dry
Samuel Martinez
OOOOOHH OH OH!
WE CAN'T ALL BE WINNERS!
Luis Sanders
>inb4 we realize the board is filled with normies.
Michael Diaz
Bing-fuckin-Go!
Benjamin Taylor
tfw avoided bingo because I like to know where my shit is.
Robert Scott
Haha no bingo, what it's like to be a loser
Levi Cook
smart of you to use the fill tool user
nice to meet you. *shakes hand*
Hunter Thomas
I did manage to lose a lot of weight
Daniel Lee
Well Im just a regular looser after all.
Lucas James
I feel like not having any friends should be one of the boxes here
Juan Rogers
And ... we have a winner, or rather a loser
Hudson Murphy
Nearly every box is filled except smoking, NEET and been arrested.
Adam Cruz
>10/25
not gonna lie, i expected much worse.
Aaron Turner
I don't smoke weed because I didn't hang out with anybody who did and was always kinda jealous but have always been to much of a bitch to ask or find a dealer.
I don't think it makes me less of a looser
Aiden Taylor
am I too far gone, lads? I really don't have much hope or direction.
Easton Gomez
Its not as bad as i thought. Friendless, but have a gf.
Not sure about hygiene. I shower my body a couple times a week, but wash my hair once every year or so because of autism. Brush my teeth daily.
Joshua Bell
>smart of you to use the fill tool user
Thank you user, nice to meet you
Michael Collins
Lol, how did I miss the bingo. Can't even do that right.
Thomas Mitchell
Hooray I didn't get bingo!
William Sanders
how am eye do -eeng?
Kayden Taylor
Somehow no bingo. Doesn't make me feel better.
Jayden Reyes
Bingo, I guess. At least im orginal
Logan Hall
You winning son? Let's see.
William Green
I'm considering schizophrenia as an "anxiety disorder" since it causes high amount of anxiety
Matthew Martinez
What where you arrested for lad?
Jace Allen
Trespassed on a construction site and climbed a crane, they almost called in the fire departament. Glad they didn't, I'd be fucked with fines.
Carter Nguyen
the fuck is that center square, that's successful sociopath shit, not loser shit. The loser version is completely ignoring your problems until they fester and suffocate you
Aaron Peterson
this is fine desu senpai
Josiah Edwards
How do any of these make me a loser again?
1. I don't want to waste money on cable TV.
2. I save $600/month by not having a car. I could afford to buy out a 2018 Tesla with cash, but I'm disciplined with money.
3. Literally nothing wrong with porn. Cum to porn before work and to my wife after work.
4. Why does being fired make me a loser? Or even dropping out? It just means I wasn't worth an arbitrary surplus to my employer (not that his or her standards are good) so it's easier for everyone to seek something or someone new. Being an employer doesn't make you have infallible judgment.
Nicholas Kelly
Phoneposting
My checks:
>NEET
>deliberate inaction
>smokes weed
>suicidal thoughts
>diagnosed bipolar if that counts
>government money(smd wagecuck)
>dropout but have GED
>have been arrested
Daniel Powell
>loser bingo
>to get the most important spot you have to have gotten through your problems
What a shitty test.
Anyways, 15/25, one bingo.
Owen Gray
oh oops forgot to mention
>dildo
smd again, Jow Forumstard :P
Jose Lee
uhhh...
oregan
Josiah Evans
I guess i'm not that bad
what did i won?
Gavin Evans
no bingo... is that a good thing?
David Thomas
sadly no Bingo was achieved
Eli Barnes
I should probably get diagnosed for bux.
Nicholas Cox
am i chad or still a fuckin retard?
Oliver Jackson
at least i lost weight...
Jose Adams
I'm sure most rappers would get bingo on that and they're still very successful
Zachary Foster
I can't even win loser bingo
Nathan Bennett
don't even know how i fucked this up desu
Luis Lee
Huh, guess I'm not as bad as I thought
Matthew Parker
How fucked up I am?
Carter Reed
Heh, see ya later, virgins
Brody Garcia
Fuck I can't even get this right
Ethan Gomez
How the fuck do you not have a bingo?
David Sanders
>tfw lazy sperg
I've ruined my own life
Isaiah Ross
Well, I'm not disabled or unemployable, I have a half-decent resume and a bachelor's degree. I don't like alcohol, I've always been a skinny little bony boy, I keep my room clean because I have a weak stomach and living in filth would make me vomit, I have no debt because of scholarships, and I'm a law-abiding citizen.
I've got a lot of problems, but I'm apparently not a total fucking loser.
Bentley Morgan
By the way. Bingo normally has a free spot in the middle, so we should move virgin there.
Grayson Campbell
Not as bad as some of you guys but I think I deserve a mention because I masturbate into tortillas and eat them.
David Hernandez
I almost got a BINGO on the bottom row but my credit is fine.
Xavier Bailey
d-desu im in a wittle bit of twouble owo
Matthew Baker
No bingo, maybe I still have a chance of clawing my way back into society. That or I just have further to fall down in life
Levi Perry
Fuck life tho
Jayden Gutierrez
Fucking bingo
>I don't remember my current age and don't care (30 something)
Nolan Walker
I wish non virgins would die or that wiz wasn't so dead
Henry Ramirez
How much of a fuck am i?
Josiah Diaz
Oh shut the fuck up inbreed. Why did you feel the need to include yourself in "Total Fucking Looser Bingo" and try and explain away every box you checked off? Are you that desperate to be included in our retard games?
Julian Barnes
kek
He checked off so few boxes yet the justification of each one makes him as much if not more of a loser than the rest of us.
Asher White
this dude literally has a diagonal bingo. Is retarded as well apparently
Austin Cox
Sad thing is i wasnt like this at all..
The world broke my spirit...
*Turns back and walks in deep within the fog*
Gavin Collins
Haha I'm not a loser since I didn't get bingo, right?..
William Jackson
treeway
Levi Rivera
>justification for each one
This is definitely the kid from elementary school who would flip the game board the second he started to loose and start to fucking sob and throw shit as soon as someone won a game against him in PE. I'm a fucking looser but at least i'm more socially aware than this drooling retard.
Ryder Taylor
three bingu for me
Carter Torres
>explains away all his looser qualities
Fucking kek dude.
You're obviously not a loser,
why are you dick measuring with retards on r9k? It's like bragging about winning a chess
match against a monkey.
Grayson Butler
I'm S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
origami
Kayden Wood
All I have to do is lie through my problems to get a bingo but I'm too honest for that.
Is that a free space or some shit? I guess I'm a loser.
Mason Allen
holy 8-way bingo
Assuming this is truthful (which i doubt), this is impressive. You might be the biggest loser on this board. How can you afford both alcohol and weed as a NEET, do you live at home and blow neetbux on drugs?
Noah Miller
do i still have hope?
Colton Price
ehh I'm not sure he's that guy.
Comes across more like the guy who would play off tripping and falling on his face like he meant to do it for the sake of comedy or some such nonsense.
Brandon Gonzalez
>almost got me 3 times
Later v-virgins