here's the keys, have fun anons :)
ITT: all of Jow Forums lives in one big house
Mason Morris
Robert Morgan
nigga stole my key
Brayden Hughes
>who's that filthy incel using hot water while I take a shower !
Hunter Collins
>here's the keys,
its the 21st century
Hudson Ward
kill all the traps and niggers and beta providers and jannies and thads and bullies and fags.
we guard the place against normies (which automatically includes women because women cannot be robots) and we physically torment anyone that does severe autistic shit, like owning waifu pillows or having a waifu or not being outside for more than two hours a week or pisses in bottles or is morbidly obese or constantly does the same shit
Parker Lee
*takes out rocket launcher and fires at your feet*
Elijah Brooks
>all girls rally around an attractive tripfag
>anons lose their shit
>mansion gets burned down
Gabriel Rodriguez
*goes and finds a private chamber in the attic*
*is never seen again*
Xavier Murphy
yeah, that wouldn't work.. meeting anons irl would take away any mystery and I would probably be just as socially anxious as I normally am. I really am hopeless, you wouldn't wanna be around my retarded ass, trust me.
Landon Bell
Is it a big big house with lots and lots of room?
Jason Evans
yes
big big house
very many rooms
Parker Perez
Does it have a big big table with lots and lots of food?
Logan Powell
yes
whatever food you want
Jacob Gonzalez
I volunteer to be mommy cook
Grayson Martinez
Does it have a big big yard where we can play football?
Robert Miller
can i live here even though i'm not working?
Lincoln Clark
Do they not use keys where your from you spoiled little bitch? "It's the 21st century." People out here still driving cars from the 70s through the early 90s. Bubble boy out here talking as if he knows jack shit.
Xavier Myers
get with the times grandpah
Aaron Hill
Women can't cook, gtfo.
James Nelson
>got to the secret vault full of god-tier snacks, vidya, anime, and hentai before everyone else
Jacob Price
What is the internet like? 15TB/day wouldnt be enough.
Christian Garcia
sure
house is for everyone
Dylan Wood
>living in a bubble
>telling the other 99.9% to get with the times
Boy are you in for a rude awakening
Isaiah Hernandez
literally cannot think of anything worse.
Obviously, there will be some chill guys but most will be disgusting drug addicts, fat, insanely autistic, depressing fucks and disgusting trannies who will inject HRT while you slept.
no thanks
Samuel Rivera
>>living in a bubble
to you maybe, you're so out of touch you probably think pb and j otter is still showing
Christopher Bennett
the internet is good enough
too bad, you're here
Liam Parker
Liam Sullivan
That house looks pretty fun
exoticexcess.com
Eli Anderson
>1998
>oldschool
Alarming how young and uneducated r9ddit really is. That said, you really are living in a bubble. Everyone and their mother uses a key to get in their house. Just because you were born with a silver spoon up your ass doesn't mean you make up what it means to live in the 21st century. Welfare checks, feminism, gay rights and shadow wars is what it means to live in the 21st century. Get your head out of your ass.
Sebastian Sanchez
>Everyone and their mother uses a key to get in their house.
you're an idiot, pls stop posting
Daniel Sanchez
You're a zoomer, please hang yourself.
Luis Hill
not that guy but he's right, just kys my man
Anthony Stewart
>my man
End yourself quickly.
Nolan Nguyen
>End yourself
kill yourself
Elijah Morgan
Get them wrists bloodied, loser.
James Miller
>Get them wrists bloodied,
god youre such a fucking loser
Thomas Campbell
>gawwwwddd
A queer, too. Zoom on over to that noose on your electronic app controlled door, ya fukn fairy.
Austin White
Not that guy but seriously dude, just stop posting. This is getting embarrassing
Christopher Clark
Another zoomer to the guillotine. We're in a race to beat Japan's suicide rate. The only good zoomer is a dead zoomer, get to cuttin.
Brayden Taylor
Aaaaaaaand he's stiII posting
Josiah Morris
And you still go to sleep in shame knowing you're a woman trapped in a man's body. Go quietly into the night, fruitcake.
Alexander Davis
Hey you guys that's enough fighting everyone apologize. This is a board of peace.
Hunter Wright
>Go quietly into the night, fruitcake.
cringed
Ian Howard
Yay, lets all sleepover and share really nice hugs!
Jackson Brooks
>cringed
Like a 13 y/o trapped in a 20 something's body.
Chase Stewart
Imagine having to walk past all the normies on this board to get to the kitchen or the bathroom. Imagine it being like school where all the chads from reddit, pol, and b bully you. This sounds like hell. r9k is only 5% robots.