Do they make inconspicuous wearable weights so I can strengthen myself without looking like an asshat?

Do they make inconspicuous wearable weights so I can strengthen myself without looking like an asshat?

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why dont u just go to jupiter the gravity is like 10x the gravity on earth

Why dont you just become a fatass for a year and then lose all the weight? You'll make sick gains by lugging around your extra weight

Make your own. Get really heavy stuff and wear it under your clothes. Like those military plates or something.

user, please be honest with yourself and admit that you wan't to be an anime, I wear a pair of those and when I get in home I tell to myself:
"now I must release the seal"

Seabert isn't an Anime.

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buy a suit of medieval armour. medieval nobles trained in their armour climbing trees and cutting wood and pulling and shit and got huge. they were also surprisingly mobile too. they were upwards 25-30kg for knights who fought on foot. sure it’ll set you back a couple thousand but it’s a bragging point

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Also really interested in this.
Also would there be some downsides to doing this on the daily? Would it wear out my joints?

stop, it's shit
just start lifting or doing bodyweigh shit if you're poor. This crap only fucks up your joints

farmer walks man. moving the weight to your body is kinda pointless

hey elon!
Just start backpack trekking or whatever you call it. Go out into the wilds with a backpack that weighs quite a lot. Enjoy the outdoors for a few days and walk some miles with heavy equipment. For extra test gains fight a bear with your bare hands and qear its pelt as a trophy for the rest of your life

>"bragging point"
he said WITHOUT looking like an asshat

No.

>11pounds

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If I wear weights for a month will I become fast like rock lee?

relax, rock lee

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This is true. Was 230lbs before going to Europe for two months. Walked everywhere. Was insane. Came back to NA weighing 200lbs. Those 30lbs coming off made me incredibly fast and explosive.

God damn only wh*toids do shit like this baka

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wear chainmail under your clothes

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