Tfw finally seeing butt gains

fug

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posting some j-j00cy webms

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does it make me gay if I like looking at guys asses?

is this thing a meme or is it worthwhile?

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Should be a comfy way to do based hip thrusts

Nah it's totally natural.
Dogs even lick each other assholes... straight dogs. You're fine.

>tfw all my life skinny
>omg user you got no ass
>workout
>do squats for few months
>turns out I got big ass genes

Big Z uses it.

>when you got the big butt better than all the girls at your sister's engagement party and all her friends start feeling you up and you dont know how to react as they take turns squeezing your ass and calling your ass perfect
>guess I'm just gonna stand here and get molested then
I even skip leg day

But the catalog only goes to page 10!! Where can I see OP's ass?

This thread is giving me the gays

>tfw you will never be molested by horny jailbait
Why even lift

god I wish that was me

Men should have nice, big glutes. They're the driving force behind the cock.

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They're also the best way for attracting cock uwu

brehs

Yes? Problem?

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>t. flat butt mc chicken leg

relevant for thread
youtube.com/watch?v=2ijA6ot2Y9E

post butt for proofs

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Does he have a semi?

Never skip leg day.

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I don't asshole.

Dang, nice quads, glutes and hamstrings.

Are calves as easy to build as forearms? I see a lot of guy with great forearms but then the calf muscles are not that big.

My ass is finally growing too

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Can’t really tell user. Maybe if you posted another one, then that might help.

I started lifting casually two years ago and have made noticeable gains, but literally the only thing my wife comments on or grabs and squeezes is my ass. Is she gay? Am i?

Your wife is gay, I’m sorry user.

Also, imagine not wanting your wife to pay with your ass.

I have a big ass but wide hips and terrible back fat genetics, so it always looks smaller compared to my wide, chubby back. Finally getting low enough BF that it's starting to look decent.

if you lift with legging and you're a guy, you're gay

>when the girl slaps you ass and you slap hers but her ass is bony as fuck
wierd kind of feel

Dude looks awful tho. Never forget calves day

Post ass

>you're gay
So?

I sent this thread to my girlfriend. It's legit. All hail squats.

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Lol

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Holy shit user you text like a fucking faggot

I have to agree with this post.

based hahaha girl

yep

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RIP.

he only lost his legs

I don't get it

His legs alone count as one person.

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He stepped on an IED in Afghanistan

Why? That's really dangerous

startingstrength.com/article/justin-lascek-checks-in

I wasn't expecting to laugh so much at something so stupid.

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war is dumb

I have a Hank Hill butt ;_;

A pinch of autism is what chicks dig, my friend.

>doesn't talk all playfull-like with his gf

Not gonna make it.

fuckin kek'd user

It's not about what chicks dig.
It's about you still being able to look in the mirror after behaving like a childish faggot.
We are men dude.

NGMI

You need heavy hip thrusts to ass-max

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>lifting for girls

>get a gigantic butt, get abs, huge arms and a huge back and bitches will literally suck your dick in broad daylight.
replace girls with men

Man, I hope you're careful with all that edge. Might hurt yourself.

I have no trouble looking at myself. Personality > looks 100% of the time.

Have fun. Crack a smile here and there.

Everyone is trying to be Driver so hard they're giving themselves aspergers.

You're not Clint Eastwood. You're not in a Noire film. You're nothing special.

So enjoy your time. If sulking is your version of what a man is (you Batman wannabe), then do that.

I'll enjoy being happy.

>Friend said my ass is looking huge
Is this making it?

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Checked

nothing about that is playful just fucking beta and gay lmao

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why do americans call it a "butt"?

it sounds so juvenile

What can you replace squats with? Obviously nothing can be as good but what would be suitable for ass gains? My deadlifts only seem to be growing my upper ass and lower back

you're right britfaggot, "arse" is way better.
"oi m80, i shagged 'er roit up the arse, i did!"
go pay some taxes, dummy.

not even gay to want this. girls like juicy asses, getting thrusted by powerful glutes and hip flexors. plus plump asses are aesthetic regardless of sex.

post glutes, lets see 'em

Britbongs call them fannies. Because it's much more grownup and masculine lol

I can squat 305x5 and front squat 245x3 my butt is unironically too big, i only do heavy singles now i love squatting it feels great but i catch people looking at my butt at work when my shirts tucked. Im not into it

women or dudes?

Both, I've noticed girls and guys doing it. I have too much anxiety for this shit

lmao

>HAHAH LOL HAHAH!

KYS

squats.

post ass