How you holding up on this Friday, Jow Forums?

>remember he benches 100kg with 4 10kg plates on each side
>feel less shitty about it
>bang her again
Based, fucking hate platehogging cunts like this

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>premarital sex
degenerate

Going to have to fire someone on monday.
Attempting Tinder again
Got a consistent routine going again

Thanks are getting better.

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Would feel bit bad desu

>Going to have to fire someone on monday
what did the nigger do

>Remember he benches 100kg with 4 10kg plates on each side

You did the right thing desu. He had it coming.

>girl i know texts me if i wanna smash
>she's living abroad
>say yes, i never back down
>she actually comes to my town in the following month
>a day of speeddating, she's interesting
>we smash
>she was a virgin
I don't want an ldr but i think I'm falling for the gal.

>falling for a slut that lied about being a virgin

ishygddt

>ask grill out for a coffee
>she says yes
>suggest a date
>she says she'll let me know if she can make it
>text her the night before
>she gives an excuse and doesn't offer to reschedule
Is this a rejection?
t. autismo

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>>remember he benches 100kg with 4 10kg plates on each side
What's wrong with this?
I have my own bench press.

What’s wrong is he is hogging 8 plates that people could be using all to boost his ego

Someone tried to kill me last night, set fire to my cars and the front of my house. Too terrified to go to the gym. Gains mean nothing when someone is going to burn you.

Yes

Fat burns faster than muscle tough.

>tfw no hole to insert my peepee in

Will setting myself on fire give me abs?

The fuck did you do, user?

>Saturday
>marathon going on in inner city right now
>busses and trains re-routed to shit
>had a rest day yesterday, forced to rest today as well
>depression clawing it's way back to the surface for every passing hour
>gainscucked by dyel marathon runners
Feelsbadman

I'm invited to two separate parties, but I've got fever and I'm congested to all hell. And sauna, on which I was relying to fix my sinuses, has been closed for renovations. The fuck do I do, I don't want to leak snot all over the place.

Get some fresh ginger, chew and rinse the juices. Might hurt, but afterwards you'll get rid of the pain for a moment of relief and it will heal faster.

You live in South Africa or something user?
Or Detroit?

Chop the ginger into chewable pieces and then chew it i mean.

Thank you user. Sticking a q-tip inside the hole to "clean it out" wasn't such a good idea. I didn't know tonsils could bruise. I will try ginger today.

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Feel free to contribute.

>hogging plates
I'm sorry but if he wants to fuck everyone in the gym you should be allowed to fuck everyone in his life

Weak pussy, never gonna make it with that attitude.
Go find the faggots and kill them with your hands.

Who’s wife did you sleep with

Does she look like pic related? If she does kys because you should have put a baby in that pronto

>girl explicitly agrees to do something with you on a set date
>cancels the night before
Why do they do this shit? What’s the fucking point? I hate when someone does that, just say no you spineless cunt. I’d rather be outright rejected than get my hopes up for a date.

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My mom used to have some drops which you mix in a glass of water. I'm not kidding, after using that like mouthwash your whole mouth goes numb, it's amazing for toothaches.

Passed my driving test this week so I can now drive to fuck off mountains and back

Underage ban

On Monday I start at my new job. I've been jobless since December 20th...
Kinda want to finally start earning money again since I'm almost out of savings but at the same time I've been enjoying waking up whenever I want so much.

Went to the gym in the first time in almost a year yesterday and I feel AMAZING

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You forgot eat one onion daily

Fuck off I was late to the driving party I'm 27

We don't drive everywhere in Europe you fat fuck American

Hey me too man! Except this time I'm on Anavar.

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I feel you user. I've been jobless since late February and all my emergency savings are gone. If I don't find one in a week I will be homeless by the end of the month.

I literally had a chick stand me up even though she texted me 30 minutes before the meetup. Texted and called her but she most likely blocked me. I don't know whether she derives some sick pleasure from that but it certainly doesn't help my self esteem and trust issues >haha

Nice Russel Westbrook Get

Just left my gf's house, gonna go and help my mother with moving furniture, hit the gym, meet friends and go back home late with gf. Tomorrow is my brother's graduation and he reserved a table in a chill club for the after-party so I'm going there.
I took a break from reading only theory and picked up the House of Leaves. Would recommend

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Reconsidering my life while waiting for the last squat set...

No, she's skinny as fuck with fake boobs that look fucking retarded. She's always drunk and wants to fuck 24/7 and you'd think that sounds like a blessing but I swear it gets so old.

Fucking shit, I'm crushing on this girl and for some reason today I have an insane level of anxiety and I can't stop thinking all these crazy negative thoughts from bouncing around my head when she hasn't replied to my message.

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Ate 2 pizzas and about 450-500 gram of chicken breast last night. All in all It wasn't a bad meal, especially after workout, but I still felt guilty for them pizzas. They weren't even that delicious. The chicken was objectively better.
Anyway today I'm feeling deceptively light. Like, I have nothing to worry about, no stresses. And truly, thinking about my life I really have no outside stressors.

ALL I ever do in life is go to work doing the minimum effort for that wage, then quickly run home and go the gym, workout, train in kickboxing. All I ever care about, all I ever look forward to is my next training session, workout or my next meal.

It's an odd sort of living, so detached from everything and everyone.

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Some cunt that worksout at my gym fucked my girlfriend last night

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Kill him with a plate.

>ride my bike to 5 miles to work to be there before 6am
>working 30 hours a week to make ends meet
>studying for the bar which is basically a full time job
>at least 70 hour weeks
>wife wants me to make more money
i long for death daily

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You two gotta talk

Had an exam today and it went quite well
Also, going to see my girlfriend tonight after about two weeks and can't wait to cum on her face. So pretty good I'd say

that actually sounds nice

I don't enjoy anything anymore. I just went out with friends, did fun stuff, talked shit, and it didn't even register an emotional reaction. The one thing I've been looking forward to for weeks and it didn't help.

Am I dead?

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working up the discipline to do shit for uni but I have plenty of time left so it's easy to procrastinate however afterwards i'll go the gym so looking forward to that. Deadlifts + accessories , weigthed dips + incline dumbell and some ab work.