I'm here for the job interview

I'm here for the job interview.

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Her ear looks like it's infected.

Welcome aboard! Hot topic is glad to have you.

capitalism is best

Kys

Next?

>this too shall pass
We don't hire Jews here.

Sorry, we were looking for someone a bit more human.

Her brain is infected

hired. no questions necessary.

now go clean the bog with your tongue.

>You were applying for the after hours janitorial position right?

Wtf I love Portland now

Sorry we're not hiring.

>when you couldn't get those shoes and borrow your neighbor's top

Looks like a video game character in the bottom row.

Tats are fine, but visible piercings are disgusting. Gtfo.

This is an insult to mankind

Good fucking God

Nice

you're not going to give either of those a skeleton key for your whole building

This. Cue the terrorized kitten.

oh i thought those were a joke! NOOOOOOO!

Is there ANYONE who finds that attractive?

please for the love of god dont let them breed

Is it his balls that he cut and put in his head ?

Sometimes people just let you know who they are before you even engage them in conversation.

Juggle these flaming chainsaws while doing a back-flip.

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S O Y people.

tfw p.t. barnum

sure he rapes him everyday

>yes, yes, welcome to onions corp. you will take part in the development of the new "green" flavor

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You're hired. Glad to have you aboard in our infrastructure services team. You can start working in your position as lightning rod tomorrow morning.

did a dog maul her ear ?

SORRY, WE'Z ONLY HIREZ ORKZ BOYZ.

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