I had cheese pizza earlier with my friends

I had cheese pizza earlier with my friends.
Little Caesars has the right mouthfeel.
Especially the cheese's mouthfeel oozes just right

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You didn't actually have pizza did you user...

Little Caesars is the greatest pizza chain. Crazy bread is wonderful as well.

i love pizza but man it makes my belly feel weird. i'll usually get constipated for 2-3 days and get some stomach cramps and then shit it all at once
still delicious though

Shut up nigger only dominos heil hitler

>$3.00 delivery fee
>$10.00 minimum
>2 mediums for $6 each
You're pretty much guaranteed to spend at least $20 for some mediocre pizza

>not picking it up yourself
how else are you gonna make delivery wagies seethe?

>he orders delivery
It's so much cheaper to pick it up, especially since most chains run pick up specials so you're getting the pizza for cheaper AND cutting out the bullshit delivery fee plus tip

Man thats so cheap. a medium is like 17 britbux here. i just spent 35 on two large, kickers, ice cream and a bunch of dips. and that was me saving 20 or something.

It was very good quality though I have to say. Maybe not on par with the posh place that doesnt deliver to my street, but close enough

that's pizza hut, not little caesars

-t. fat man who knows his pizza

both wrong. Marcos Pizza is objectively the superior chain

>cheese pizza
>mouthfeel oozes just right

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Their lava crunch cakes are godly

Marcos is pretty good but I remember it didn't keep very well. Whenever I reheated it (via toaster oven) the cheese always got some unpleasant texture to me. I wish I had one near me.

I actually have been digging the pizza from QuikTrip lately. Probably helps that it's pretty cheap and near my house. $8 for an XL with a free 2 liter Coke is a good deal.

my parents always get the worst pizza, with shitty vegetables on it

what's the point?

vegetables are indeed healthy, but god damn, why not just eat them separate?

pizza is a JUNK FOOD. that doesn't mean you can't eat it on occasion, but why not go all-out and just eat something solely for the flavor, then eat 90% of the rest of your diet healthy?

why do you have to put something that is healthy and tastes bad on a junk food, when it's still a fucking junk food?

pisses me off

Based Marcos bros. Marcos is the shit.

>mouthfeel.
Its called texture

Pizza with tomatos, black olives, and mushrooms at a good place is objectively delicious. Vegies can be really tasty on pizza.

i honestly don't want any of those things

my ideal pizza is:

>light sauce
>extra cheese
>meat

i eat vegetables every day, but i just don't care to have them on my pizza

also mushrooms are fungus, not vegetables

>pizza is a JUNK FOOD.

Yeah, except that is subjectively incorrect.
The main ingredients that is in a basic make of pizza is dough(grain), cheese (dairy), and tomato sauce (vegetable); ingredients, if you buy good quality and not over processed junk, that are actually good for you. AND, to top it off, you can throw other healthy stuff on top too (idk, onions and ground beef.)

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>dough(grain)
a junk food
this is the primary ingredient, which makes it junk

>cheese (dairy)
it's high fat, but cheese is at least an OK food

>tomato sauce (vegetable)
TOP FUCKING KEK

there's basically no vitamins in it, sorry

>if you buy good quality and not over processed junk, that are actually good for you
dough is never good for you, sorry to say

>AND, to top it off, you can throw other healthy stuff on top too (idk, onions and ground beef.)
or you can eat fruit and vegetables separate, and then just chow down on your pizza

>dough is a junk food
high in protein; can also be substituted for whole wheat flower

>cheese has high fat
Also is high in protein and Calcium

>tomato sauce
It's literally made of tomatoes (technically classified as a fuit, but w/e). Also good source of Vitamin A

>dough is never good for you
read first statement, my argument still stands

>or you can eat fruit and vegetables separate, and then just chow down on your pizza

The perks of making a pizza is that you can throw food on it, have you been to any pizza place ever?

Damn these marketing tactics are getting crazy

>high in protein
not really, it's basically all starch. also it's low quality protein, in nitrogen-rich storage form

>Also is high in protein and Calcium
cheese, one of my favorite foods, has a small amount of protein and a lot of fat. it's like 70-75% calories from fat, 25-30% from protein

>It's literally made of tomatoes (technically classified as a fuit, but w/e). Also good source of Vitamin A
it's actually a shit form of vitamin a, as plants only have beta-carotenes, not retinol (real vitamin a)

>read first statement, my argument still stands
except it's bullshit, and whole wheat isn't even healthier

Bread, French or Vienna (includes sourdough)
calories: 185
protein: 8g
% of calories as protein: 17%

>The perks of making a pizza is that you can throw food on it, have you been to any pizza place ever?
indeed, my ideal pizza is:

>low sauce
>extra cheese
>meat

i would prefer to eat the vegetables separate

do you put chocolate sauce on your pizza? do you put marshmallows on your pizza? do you put apple slices on your pizza? do you dip your pizza in milk or orange juice?

not everything mixes together

The point I'm making is that pizza, depending on how its made, can be considered a healthy snack or meal. You can eat it multiple times a weeks and your body will benefit from it more it harms.

So yes, it's high in calories and pretty fatty, but classifying pizza altogether as "junk food" is a serious stretch

>but classifying pizza altogether as "junk food" is a serious stretch
this

Yea I love how cheese pizza feels on my dick I mean tongue sorry

>overpriced
>cheap ass cardboard pizza
>probably not even actual cheese

yep, overpriced shit fast food pizza it is.

nah it's basically very fattening, very low in actual nutrients, and total shit

the fact that it's mostly dough makes it unhealthy

it's a junk food, plain and simple

i'm not saying to not eat it, but don't trick yourself into thinking "hmmm ,if i just put this vegetable on here, it's a healthy food!"
fucking no

t. chubby boi

I have a local restaurant. Expensive af. But WAY better than anything else around. The reg pizza is basically thicker cheese/sauce than Little Seizures deep dish.

>yang posting replaced with pizza posting

The whole point of delivery is for niggas that don't want to drive to the store
I mean pick up is good if you were going to drive to the za place anyway
but delivery is for the niggas that can't be bothered to go outisde

I did. I did have pizza with my friends as stated. Why are you saying I didn't.

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My favorite pizza is always extra sauce, mushrooms, black olives, onions, and peppers. I used to eat meat only pizza when I was younger, but I guess tastes changed as I aged.

What do you eat so.

i eat a lot of fruit, orange juice gelatin (super healthy, gelatin is pure collagen protein also), meat, bone broth, organ meats (basically, liver -- nature's multivitamin), cheese, vegetables, potato, and i also eat grains... but as a sort of 'dessert' item

you can't name one single micronutrient that i don't get enough of

i personally believe sugars are better sources of carbs than starch. yes, my teeth are fine

my favorite flavor is cheese + starch (bread, pasta) and i would eat mac n cheese or cheesy-bread for every meal, every single day if i didn't care about my health. the only thing is, that would make me fat. so i eat it rarely. but god damn, i would eat cheesybread for every meal, non-stop if i could...

i can eat tomato, but i don't think it adds any desirable flavor to cheese + bread. ultimately, it doesn't add any desirable flavor to anything. i still eat it though, just because it's so often used

It's not at all fattening. You're just fat. It's very high in nutrients, you just suck at nutrition and don't know how to cook without literally adding feces to it. Stop being so fucking stupid. I and everyone else on this planet hates you. Why do you continue to be a bad person? Just go away. Please.

>It's not at all fattening
its' high starch and fat and low protein. it's quite fattening

>You're just fat
not really

> It's very high in nutrients
it actually isn't though lol

> I and everyone else on this planet hates you. Why do you continue to be a bad person? Just go away. Please.
go ahead and eat it. i never said not to

but don't LIE TO YOURSELF and pretend as though pizza is some magically healthy food: it isn't. eat it as a TREAT, that's all

DUDE when their bread sticks are fresh they are AMAZING

I love little ceases. decent/good enough pizza, good price, I'm in and out in less than 30 seconds.

can't ask for much more honestly

AHHH I WANT SOME PIZZA

The stuffed crust can be god-tier if the cheese melts right. The stuff crust tastes very similar to the crazy bread.

>tfw when only understand 1/5 of these innuendos

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You sick sick monster. I am calling the FBI

Is this fucking covert pedo-speak? Goddamn cheese pizza.

What do robots get at Little Caesars?

>Classic pepperoni pizza
>Italian Cheese Bread
>Crazy sauce
>2L Brisk iced tea

4 years ago I would've assumed a post this retarded is bait. Now its unclear if you're really just that fucking dumb. Rope yourself.

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Again, you are wrong in every sentence you wrote. Does in hurt to be that stupid?

Y'all niggas really sleepin' on Jet's Pizza man

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All we have is Dominos in my town and I fucking hate it.

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Thanks for the gif at least.