Why do you lift?

Why do you lift?

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for gf mires

if you're 26 you're not a millenial though, are you?

Yes 1995 and beond make you a zoomer

I believe millenial is a mindset. Its when your developmental period was around the 2000s.

Nothing wrong with being a virgin

This. People used to laugh at you for being a virgin, now they are scared of you because you are an "incel".

>scared of intimacy
gee I wonder why
wouldn't be because of porn making them think you need a 10'' dick to satisfy a woman or knowing that a woman can fuck literally anyone at anytime and cut your heart in half after you've opened up to her because of the aforementioned ease of finding a new partner

hi Jow Forums

Sacred of intimacy with me desu

Based and redpilled

damn Jesus is a cuck

>your father is a cuck for feeding infant you and cleaning your shit off the floor

26 year old boomer here, the zoomer litmus test seems to be whether or not your friends mostly play fortnite.

See if there's a gym in your area that does trials, see if you like it

>tfw 26 and haven't had sex in 3 years

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Can't wait until the mass suicides start. You're braindead if you think this is sustainable.

is he if you're a female..?

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When’s the cut off date? I’m a ‘94fag and I feel like I have more in common with zoomers than I do with millennials.

There's one i like, because i used to train there. But it's 35 euros a month, while another one that is probably more crowded and smaller is 20 euros. Still not sure which one to pick. On one note i'm a poorfag, on the other i reallly reallly reallly fucking hate crowded gyms where i can't do my routine because there's 4 other people waiting for a bench to be free.. i'll have to think carefully about this.

God always forgives, it’s usually us who can’t

Dont know about a cut off date but it means you haven't done shit probably but (maybe) life and play video games and watch hentai.

I envy you.

That's his whole shtick. He's the product of adultery but his "dad" stuck around anyways. He shacked up with a worn out prostitute, got buttblasted by chad judas and went to hide in a cave somewhere but got stuck behind a rock that he couldn't move due to being a lanklet that only ate carbs and homemade alcohol, and needed to be rescued.

>tfw 26 and haven't had sex in 26 years

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same fren. and here are the guidelines for generations

The Silent Generation: Born 1928-1945 (73-90 years old)
Baby Boomers: Born 1946-1964 (54-72 years old)
Generation X: Born 1965-1980 (38-53 years old)
Millennials: Born 1981-1996 (22-37 years old)
Post-Millennials: Born 1997-Present (0-21 years old)

>t. Highschoolers

self steam

I legit wonder what it feels like to repeat a phrase over and over again, day after day, and feeling satisfied with yourself being part of a machine.

degeneracy. NGMI

WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING PREMARITAL SEX

It's not a "phobia of being intimate". It's the feminization of western men and hypergamy being pushed by today's liberal narratives. I'm really glad to be a slav and that I was raised accordingly.

proud zoomer here. YOu millenials are pure cancer. Fuck you.

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cope

>one in eight
Thanks, I needed this

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>tfw 25 years old (26 this year) and a virgin

Yeah, I'm fucking frightened of intimacy. I can't even describe what it is that is so scary about it. Been lifting for 7 years and everyone at work is incredulous about me not having a girlfriend since I'm supposedly attractive and I've learned to hide my autism, but getting laid actually feels physically impossible at this point.

both are basically true. A good heurustic is that millenials remember 9/11 and it was a defining childhood event. Meaning people ~1996 or whatever later are zoomers because they weren't really aware yet

>Being scared of an incel
Holy shit I can smell the fat rolls

"scared of intimacy" - ((()))

To inflate my ego beyond being ashamed of myself.

4 mai Lancia.

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Only gen z zoomers born in 1995 and 1996 believe this

I was born in early 1996 and remember distinctively 9/11, checkmate atheist

That’s not a rebuttal to his argument dummy

>"Scared of intimacy"
I like the word choice used to imply that it's purely a choice on an individual level and not symptomatic of a larger problem

To be in the pinnacle of all creations.
>protip: whites literally can't make it

To be a role model for my future children.

>tfw part of the one in eight
I lift because it's fun and feels good.

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Here's an argument, stop watching porn and stop being a little bitch

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I'm the same

For him.

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For Billy.

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I lifted because I wanted someone to love me.
It worked cause I learned to love myself, lifting stopped being a punishment for what I ate and became a celebration of what I'm capable of.

because it's the only time my brain stops screaming

>tfw nearly 4 years

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To look good

>no sex in 4 months
I want to fucking die

>incel excuses

nigga I don't lift, I lose weight. and I do it for Timmy, the patron saint of twinks.

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>tfw 26
>come august it will be 5 years

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>millennials
>valor
the only valor millennials have left are boomer/zoomer memes and even those have been a stretch from the beginning, id rather be a zoomer tb h

I lift because I want to increase my social status.
Higher status = more respect, better life

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I literally changed my body shape by lifting. Got taller. Shoulders got wider. I like good bone density and being able to lift stuff. I like having testosterone floating around in me. I like being able to make progress on something physical.

I have made the mistake of ego lifting, yes. But lifting has just become a hobby at this point. It's cheaper than the other hobbies I considered and it has helped me learn a lot about the human body, and even myself. I lift to grow. Not just physically. But mentally as well. Maybe some day I can pass it on to younger generations.

BTW, being a virgin is really a good thing. The people I've met who sleep around are some of the most vain, empty people I've come in contact with. I even met an ex-male pornstar who got mad at me because I told him I didn't want to look him up and I'm not into porn or masturbation. Like the level of ego man. It's kinda sad. Almost wish I had my virginity back but whatever. Stay pure lads. And God bless.

32yo boomer here, BUT my 33 and 34 year old friends are obsessed with fortnite and my 31 year old brother. I think that makes us all zoomers?

Don't know if it's worse to not be eligible at all or to have been good enough once and then spending half a decade maxxing mental illness tbqhwy

this
1996 here and I hate millennials. I also hate younger zoomers of course, but that's just the way it goes.

Are you me?

Losing my virginity was one of the most unpleasant experiences in my life and I've since lost all interest in pursuing any sexual satisfaction other than masturbation

It's from being scolded as children whenever they touched a girl, word spread so everyone thought they were a creep to be avoided so they never got any experience with the opposite sex.

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I'm only 18, I despise fortnite, and have no friends? Does that make me a doomer?

Wholesome

>tfw almost a month

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Same but 8 years

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im glad it happened just so when I die i wont die a virgin. Now i have no self esteem and just assume all the girls i interact with mock me.

But every day i can lift heavier things, so it could be worse i guess

you ever try not being ugly?

>actually going outside
Why haven't you had sex then?

damn why didnt i think of that! thanks my man!!!!!!!

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no problem dude, good luck out there

For 10% bodyfat. That's it.

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You need to get rid of the porn guys and maybe seek out therapy. I've been addicted to porn since I was 12, and I'm 30 now. I've had a woman grinding her wet pussy on my leg and I declined sex. I've had a woman bent over in the shower with me and I declined sex. I've had blowjobs and declined sex afterwards. These women weren't paid for, they wanted me to fuck them and I said no. I have yet to perform intercourse. I'm deathly afraid of losing someone I care about so I don't even get started. I also hate the idea of meaningless sex. If you're like me, go figure out what the problem is with a therapist. In my case, I lost my mom at age 11 and lost any sort of emotional guidance I would have had. You're not mentally Jow Forums if you're suffering from these problems. Stop watching porn.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin IF you are improving yourself and actively seeking a partner you value. If you're just sitting there being a lazy virgin then yes you deserve shame.

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>tfw 9/11 news interrupted my morning DBZ cartoons
This is how children learn to hate. I hated arabs ever since

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>scared of intimacy

Deep down I know this is true although it's women that I'm afraid of, not sex itself.

I'm a fucking coward, that's the problem

Nice larping nigger

im sure it reads like that but its true

Based fellow old zoomer

Get your nose checked Norman

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Heh, I'm not one of those 8 because I'm a 27 year old virgin instead.

I lift because it's fun. Just watching numbers slowly rise, it's like I'm playing a shitty MMO, except it's real life.

Based.

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normies

It's not a fear of intimacy but the utter impossibility of it in modern society.

>tfw 1995
>either zoomer or 30-year-old-boomer depending on the articles author
>i am the genwalker

why do the french whorship this faggot ?
Literally all he did was loose ?