Well yes, I do call myself alpha on the internet how could you tell ?

>well yes, I do call myself alpha on the internet how could you tell ?

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I do come across as the tough guy, the alpha male

Why yes I do get 'mired', daily in fact.

man thats a small dude

la cretura

please move the cringe threads to /b/
thank you

pic related is more alpha looking like OP's pic,
and it has the skin of a shrivelled up penis......

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>small jaw, chin
>bug eyes
Every time

hahahaha

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big boy

Not a bad physique OP. Being alpha or not will still depend on alot of other factors though.

Damn, look at those prey eyes, he is begging to be hunted

Yup, no amount of steroids can save a beta male

na dude he's a descendant of legendary warriors lmao

shut up, alex. nobody thinks you're on steroids.

Yeah, he kind of used to LARP as an alpha. But he has truly evolved as a man these past few years, he's become something better than an alpha, something more. He is one of the most genuine guys online, he just wants to raise other men up out of the mire and give them real advice, real evidence, real truths. Most of you who mock him haven't even had 1% of the impact on other people as Alex has had on thousands, to help them change and become smarter and stronger. Can any of you say you have a similar platform to spread your messages, to inspire others? No. You're just a fart in the wind, a jackal to a lion. Grow the fuck up.

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Someday you will remember you wrote this fanfic about someone that will never even know you exist nd cringe

>how could you tell
Because you're 5' 5"

Women just attack me! They grab my ass on the street! This happens to me, I swear to god!

Ironical shitposting is still shitposting

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alex pls go

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You have to admit, he's come a long way since that pic. And since he was a greasy Italian looking chubster.

That said he's still 5'4 so his potential it pretty low unless he finds himself a homely womanlet.

Holy shit that delivery... I can hear Alex's voice as I read it. Someone vocaroo this with their best Alex impression.

more like 5'3 to be honest, and most of his advice is dogshit
I still like the guy tho, he's funny

his advice is good for young teenagers who have never lifted before in their life

what to make them insecure about their traps? Do you know how much tiny kids on YouTube do 1-inch rack pulls instead of a good strength program because of him?

Fuck reading shit is hard
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isley, isley, isley. ye never lern, maine

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>sorry, i just wanna say thank you really quickly to uhh COPEDESTINY