This is a thread for those of us to guard the Government Mandated Incel Detainment Camps to share our stories. Its a brutal, dangerous and demanding job, but every sacrifice we make is necessary to defend our nation from its greatest enemy. I will start with a recent tragedy from the camp Im currently assigned to, Camp 357.
>I was assigned to Incel Detainment Camp 357, located deep in the deserts of Texas, 6 months ago
>The camp is surrounded by a fence that is 5 foot 10 inches, which is insurmountable to the hordes of obese manlets contained within
>We guards, all chads of great height, are issued shin braces alongside our weaponry to defend against manlet attacks
>Last week the incels attempted a riot, using their bulbous and corpulent forms to shield the living tide of subhuman filth from the barrage of bullets we rained upon them
>We managed to suppress the riot at a 27 percent incel casualty rate, but my best friend died after a particularly nasty virgin managed to leap up and latch his crooked teeth onto his femoral artery
>I brained the incel but my buddy bled out in my arms
>We are being supplied with thigh guards now and his memorial service is tomorrow
I know my fellow guards have equally traumatic tales. We give our lives to defend the public. Always remember to report anyone you might suspect of being an incel, you will be saving countless lives.
Incel Detainment Camps
>tfw lost my entire platoon to a super powered no fap incel
Dear god, how did you survive? Ive heard rumors of the sheer destructive force that a nofap incel has at his disposal. The willpower and rage of those monsters... it makes me shiver.
Bumping. More anons need to hear the stories of those who protect them. My fellow guards deserve a platform to share their stories.
I've got a huge problem on my hands. My incels all got so gosh dang horny that they just started fucking each other. Do I have to let them out now?
According to the Incel Detainment Act, in cases of spontaneous incel homosexuality, all prisoners must be released. They are then tagged and given 72 hours to prove that they are cured. If they cant get laid within that timeframe, they are recaptured.
I'm just walking by, boys. Nothing to see here, just a normal Chad on my way to fuck some b-bitches. Haha, sex amiri- PLEASE I'M SO LONELY I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO MY CELL.
Ive already contacted the local authorities. Youll be apprehended soon. For trying to escape, your tendie rations will be halved and you will be banned from the community onahole. You make me sick.
I served as an interrogator at Camp 176.
>The brass wants information on at large incel militias
>I'm ordered to extract intelligence on location, personnel, equipment, etc. of Cel 23 from a recently captured prisoner, nom de guerre "Eric von Elliot"
>I have authorization to use any means necessary
>I begin with the direct approach: bitchslap the prisoner, order him as a worthless manlet to give me the info or be summarily executed
>He laughs and tells me that "a coward dies a thousand times before his death, but an incel martyr tastes of death but once."
>Time to change tactics
>I try out the good cop, bad cop routine with Stacy #267
>I'm the bad cop, Stacy #267 is the good cop, promising (falsely of course) that she will relieve him of his virginity if he hands over the information
>He's putting up a hard fight, but I can see his resistance cracking
>Finally, he breaks: "W-w-will you r-r-really [blushes]...um..."
>Stacy #267 smiles: "Of course I will."
>He's just about the speak, when a shadow passes over his face and his will snaps back, as strong as iron
>"I've just swallowed the black pill false tooth I was given for just such an emergency. I will die in 30 seconds. May Lord Pepe guide our forces to victory on the prophesied Day of Retribution. My gods are smiling at me, Chad. Can you say the same?"
You all down at 176 are doing Gods work. Information on incel military movements is imperative to the war effort. Ive heard that camps 273-275 have recently been attacked. The prisoners were recruited into the militias. May Chad-Jesus protect us all.
I don't want my name recorded. But my tale is a dark one.
>I was assigned the Black Sector Containment.
>Some dumbass bothered trying to decipher the scribbles on one of the "Ascendants Walls"
>Explosions started erupting all over the facility one very snowy night
>Over all, it was like any other prison revolt, the only difference is. It was organized and armed.
>We had found out too late, that the man trying to decipher the scribbles had gone mad and become a NeueCell, a proto-lifeform of merged normie and Incel. It's why we couldn't detect it, he wasn't possible in our eyes back then.
>Luckily this was contained to the Arctic at one of our Deep Freeze bases, but we suffered a 95% casualty rate to the guard. Which is fairly normal whenever this occurs. Snowy Days are the scary ones, because it's impossible to get reinforcements. I only survived by burying myself in the arctic with the remainder of the surviving guard. We waited until we heard them start retaking the facility, and joined back up with the organized resistance.
>At the bottom layer, we found the proto-lifeform. He was performing some fairly Universe Warping stuff. We had people for that though, and his virgin aura was suppressed.
I retired from the job. I'm a mailman now, and I drive.
Jesus, you Black Sector guys are hardcore. Is it true that the NeueCell affliction is spreading? Are the wizards to blame? A few of the older guards here at 357 have grumbled about what wizards can do...
It's not spreading. Apparently the longer they are virgins, the more powerful they become. When you couple that with total isolation. It's like they channel entities or some shit. Trust me though, we aren't hardcore. You guys get to be hardcore. We have huge thick metal doors. Nerve Agents. Anything and everything to prevent WizCel related fatalities. We have orders, to abandon base if it gets bad enough. We have had to deploy Nukes 3 times so far. You can't be hardcore in a place like that. You can only scurry about and hope you don't get your blood boiled in your body by a Rampaging WizCel. We pray the Dakimakura shipments are never delayed.
Usually a 30+ year old Incel or a 45+ year old Volcel. That is when they are transferred to Black Sector. If the public knew the fatality rate, well. That's why it's Black Sector.
>Day 645
>Nearly two winters have passed.
>Ever since the erection of the Incel Camps, I have bided my time and waited for the most opportune moment to strike.
>I watched as my brothers were taken and rounded up like cattle. Left to await their deaths in cages.
>It's only through concentrated will and nourishing this endless hatred of women inside of me that I'm able to keep going day-to-day, living away from the cities in the wilderness where they don't bother to look for our kind
>But I've waited long enough
>Nearly two years of scavenging. Two years of surviving. Two years of planning. Two years of stealing and assembling the weapons, ammo, and material required in order to breach one of the camps.
>Here, I am alone. But there are more of us out there. More like me - I know. Cells waiting all around the country to strike.
>Let my blow be the first of many. Let this be the pebble that starts the avalanche.
>Tomorrow I will breach the walls.
>The uprising begins. NOW.
Are volcels themselves even real? I have only heard of rumors about them. Chadlike bodies yet incel in soul.
Hey buddy, which cell and camp are you in?
There is a custom Daki in it for you.
Sorry sir.
*Tips fedora*
The only Daki I have with me is stuffed with satchel charges.
FOR THE RESISTANCE!
They are real, and ironically. Even though the Incel claims to hate them. The Volcels, being able to will themselves to their own detriment. They end up leading most of the riots. Incels, can actually evolve into Volcel's in the camps. It's something to watch out for. The Meditators are perfectly safe to my knowledge. The Lifters are the ones you need to look out for, especially if there is a lockdown on leg day. Honestly, I recommend serving your first tour, and transferring to temp detainment. Higher likely hood of minor injury. You are far less likely to die though.
This may be it boys.
Due to the damages in district 10 from the no fap november incel riots, we haven't been able to produce anime fast enough.
I doubt they'll be fine with re-runs.
They'll probably rise up tomorrow, we've done our best to prepare with onahole cannons and used female underwear fallpits.
But I doubt that'll contain them.
To my 37 sons, do not worry, you're paid by the state already from wagie taxes.
To my 18 wives, I've put a metal rod in my cock to keep it up after death.
Goodbye.
The volcel is more dangerous and harder to identify than your average incel. I was stationed at Camp XXX (Redacted for security measures), the Volcel Containment Site, before I was transferred to 357. My superior officer was ripped to shreds in front of me after a couple of Volcels lured him close by pretending to have a conversation with him about football quarterbacks. It was like watching a swarm of piranha attack a cow. He was dead before his body hit the floor, and I would have joined him if I didnt prefer basketball. I requested a site transfer soon after that.
THE INCELS IN BLOCK 23B ORDER A HOOKER I REPEAT 23 B HOOKER
what do we do now
Officer of Sector Ten.
We will be reducing the population with a nerve agent to increase containment capacity. It will be bloody, but the nerve agent will be deployed during the riot. In that time, you are go for lethal force against all targets. You are to disable all forms of communication to sectors external to sector 10. You will be expected to have all assigned troops read over an approved briefing on what we are saying has occurred. Nobody is to know about the Nerve Agent. Or this communique. The penalty is death for you and anybody you are associated with.
Nobody is allowed in the camps. The hooker is to be executed on sight.
THIS IS OFFICER CHAD CHADSON OF URBAN CAMP 117. WE ARE BEING OVER-RUN. THEY ARE USING PISS-BOTTLE MOLOTOVS AND SEMEN-HARDENED DAKIMAKURA SHIELDS. THE FIRST-SIXTH PLATOONS HAVE BEEN DECIMATED, WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS NOW!
Godspeed, sir. You have made your country proud.
>tfw when the trees start speaking in greentext
I would be watching the Chad Cops putting Incels into Incel camps while I watch from an alleyway with my baggy black hood over my face so the Chad Cops don't identify me. As I watch Incels get put into shackles and people in society get replaced slowly with just Chads & Stacies. It would truly disgust me as I see this, I hide in the alleyway and the shadows would make a cover for me so no Chad Cop finds me or sees me.
Sir, how do we get recruited for BlackSec? I want to feel like I am doing everything I can to fight the incel menace.
>Excuse us sir, could we please see your Proof-of-Sex papers?
>The camp is surrounded by a fence that is 5 foot 10 inches, which is insurmountable to hordes of obese manlets contained within
He he he, transmission intercepted.
I've already forwarded to the higher up incel leaders, the omega virgins.
Here you go. I would even show the condom that I used when I fucked a chick back at high school, I would also slip the NPC meme below my form just to piss them off.
You mean the guys in the camp about to get gassed? Not really a problem. The Normie community at large mustn't know the sacrifices we make on behalf of them. For your safety.
Ask your higher ups to ask their higher ups about operation Deep Freeze Recruitment Protocols. They know we exist, and how to contact us. Otherwise, we usually will pick guards from a roster and have them transferred without their knowledge.
Damn you, incel! Its a shame we had to detain our cyber-security agents for being virgin nerds
Officer chad, this is a member of the incel rebellion.
We have your daughter.
If you do not deliver us 50kg of tendies in the next 24 hours to the location writen on the tape, we will artificially inseminate your daughter.
She is ovulating, your first grandson will be an incel.
That is all.
>Sir, we cross-referenced the meme you submitted, and it appears to be used almost exclusively on the infamous renegade incel forum known as r9k. You are going to have to come with us. In the mean time, please give us the names and Instagram handles of the last 10 people you have fucked. We will help you clear this up but you have to cooperate.
We dont negotiate with terrorists, especially ones who cant get laid. If the girl is harmed, we will use our diplomatic ties to Japan to halt all anime production. Release the girl or you will be stuck watching re-runs of Naruto for the rest of your life.
Yeah no. I would scavenge a white jar of unknown liquid and throw it in the first Stacy's face, unintentionally giving her numerous STDs. I would choke hold the other one and snap her neck and instantly end her life. Before she has time to get the stuff off of her face or has anytime to call for the Chad Cops, I run away into the alleyways and then I use my Wizard powers to teleport myself back to my hut in the woods.
You take us for fools who don't have a backlog that can last a lifetime?
You just signed your daughters impregnation.
Matter afact, we'll take REAL good care of her for the next 9 months so she doesn't get an abortion.
These damn incels have gone too far. The President has just greenlit the use of chemical and biological warfare against these degenerates. Gentleman, operation Clean the Pool is a go.
>be me
>virgin but not a neckbeard incel
> Not fat but not chadlike fit
> I see incels rounded up less and less due to the amount of basement dwellers getting caught gratifying shit and then not able to get away from the chad police
>get gym membership and wear baggy clothes as to not look suspicious
>have ex-incel friends who recovered from the incel state of mind
>says its worth the struggle of getting fit
> But its only a matter of time before im caught and thrown in the virgin detainment cells
user, if you turn yourself in, youll be sent to a Virgin Re-Education Center instead! The Government understands that not every virgin is an incel. As long as you are cooperative with the authorities and receptive to the reprogramming, you will be a better man in no time!