Would you accept a million dollars if it meant that your death is guaranteed to happen at 50 years old?

Would you accept a million dollars if it meant that your death is guaranteed to happen at 50 years old?

jokes on you I would have taken less

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>buy 1m dollars of coke
>do death defying shit like jump out of plabes
>go to space and be cool
Yes

did they pin that cat while it was alive? I wish i hadn't seen this, why did you do this to me, op?

>that pic
And people wonder why racism exists.

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Don't worry, apparently the cat was a witch. So it deserved it

hey OP, how does it feel that you're a faggot and you probably didn't get enough attention as a child so you compensate with this?

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Get off Jow Forums if you can't handle mildly disturbing images.

this is Jow Forums not /b/ you faggot

will the cat be ok

So I'm not allowed to post a crucified cat but you can be a homophobe? Hypocrite much?

pure autism at it's finest everyone

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>faggot
homophobic, stop being a fucking libtard and go back to tumblr and learn to code, faggot

>A stray cat that appeared in the community months ago had everyone talking about it in the early mornings because the cat, "always screamed and cried like a real child through the entire night, breaking everyone's sleep. Day break, you'll see the cat hiding alongside people's houses to steal their fish or other food that was left unprotected." The cat was defined as a 'witchcraft cat.'

lost it kek

fuck yeah, that's when I plan to die anyway

One million dollars is a pittance and you'd be a dumb goy if you accept an amount so little for a short life.

yeah, they tied it alive
also they ate it afterwards

Imagine being triggered by hurt animals.

The expression on the cats face gets me every time. It's not even pain or dear, it's just like "fuck these niggers".

Fear*

orugulla

I doubt that I would live that long anyway.

No I would do it for free.

Does that mean Im functionally immortal until then?