How do I achieve these hamstrings?

that's such a dumb comic
why would the person applying for migration not know which country they are migrating to

Fuckin Chad

Procreate

it's a surprise to you the viewer

shes so fucking disgusting, jesus christ

Rhetorical question

Be a hamster

Hobbit genetics

>Chad does this and she laughs
>You do this and you are a disgusting creep

Life is so unfair

I used to do this back in highschool. At the computer lab, on the last row, you were back against to wall. If you were standing and someone else would want to pass, they would do this. Girl's didn't noticed, but the pretty one didn't seat at the last row anyways.

It's called setting up the punchline.

her legs look like a pair of nutsacks.

I wish I was successful Chad ;_;

maybe she's his girlfriend you fucking idiot

peak chad right here

sexual inequality

Dude looks like a manlet with a good haircut. Get on his level, nerdboi.

Piss yourself on squats to failure or out of pisd

Nobody:
DYELs: wow what a successful fuckin chad life is so unfair tfw you will never be chad ;_;

back to Twitter with that terrible format zoomer

Take another look, twinklets. She's about 1 inch shorter than him.

Now look at me, look me in the fucking eyes and repeat after me:

MANLETS
WILL
NEVER
BE
CHADS

Get that through your short little stupid fucking (big for your body) heads.

Now go home and get your FUCKING shinebox.

That's all you need, one thieving wop in the thread.

You coping up a storm up there?
Mass reply again and I'll break your knees.

t. you
youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

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deadlift 4x bodyweight

It sick
It piss

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Piss yourself every time you lift
youtube.com/watch?v=AIpj_sfELcQ

woah take it easy piss weirdos. it's not like you don't piss yourselves everytime a girl makes eye contact with you

Why are you white knighting for a roiding chosenite?

i'll give you 2 minutes to reply with a FUCKING APOLOGY BEFORE I REALLY LOSE MY SHIT ASSHOLE!

why do ppl always try to encourage women to lift? Do they think they score good goy points every time they say that they think more women should be into lifting?

I've done this before on a flight. am I a creep because she came back and did it again

she came back to get back to her seat, virgin

lmao

I actually have a shy bladder and can't even piss at all if somebody is in the same room or even outside the bathroom door

Yeah. So get improving. If you work hard on yourself and become a winner you'll be glad life isnt fair, cause winners deserve the best women for actually putting in the effort. Lazy dyels with bad habits don't. Life's unfair in the most fair way in 99% of cases.

You're projecting again, tranny.

It's called exercising.
Stop wasting time making stupid threads pretended like you don't have a clue on what to do.

That looks like fat dude.

The secret of life is that women enjoys this kind of arrogant moves only scoundrels make
Stop projecting your failure onto others you mopy dick, get out of Jow Forums and turn your life around

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you UTTER SUBHUMAN it's all about FACE and your facial bone mass

(((You)))

the hero we need

shes got a big nose, thus the perfect jewes to marry

that "motivational speech"
>pisses herself
this is the best timeline, women are making fun of themself

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Imagine being guided by what you feel alone in life. Yikes.

faggot tourist

They all seem to be spics/amerimutts so he could be 5'7" and her 5'5"

Christ all those roids really fucked her up. She looks 45 in that pic. What the fuck did her father do to fuck her up that bad Jow Forums?

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cope

He's cute with a nice bulge, I'd rub it too.

>just work hard and improve lol

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Based anime poster

does no one on Jow Forums actually have lifting experience or something? romanian deadlifts for that hamstring thiccness

it's stonetoss, he's dumb

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stonetoss struggles to write comics that are "funny" without directly calling out racist tropes. His last comic, redpanel or something like that, that wasn't very popular and was just full of neo nazi stuff etc.
Its plagued by the same flawed logic and lack of IRL experience as most far right basement dwellers.

epic reddit post!

nowadays the only possible alternative is to encourage woman to do whatever, or you're a sexist.

your dumb is telling me you browse literally one site ever, every time you're on the internet? what?

Because he's not a normalfag, unlike you

wow.. she felt so pumped up she squirted!

When are betamales going to finally rise up? You will never have this life. Your sons will never have this life. What do you have to lose? You have everything to gain

you're a creep because your linguistic programming doesn't escape the uncanny valley

ALPHA AS FUCK

She's strong and seems knowledgeable but fuck if I can't stop thinking about how unattractive she is whenever I see her pop up on the gram. I'm ashamed of myself for being this shallow.

Her legs are only 23 inches.

She seems to piss a lot while lifting wtf??

youtu.be/tTtORL6Jilg?t=620

Here she pee @ 10:20

Which is roughly 39% of her height

dilate (you)

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>lack of IRL experience

Your liberal arts degree isn't irl experience, bro.

>that guy was born a millionaire and I was born poor so even trying to get a good career and get high income is pointless

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Not sure how I'm supposed to measure my legs but mine are just 60cm and I'm stronger than her.

Its retarded not to try but guys like that are literally never getting attractive. It's more like if you were born poor and know that your max income ever would be $60,000 a year

based