Get a job as a bouncer

Get a job as a bouncer
>They put me on the front door
>Here in my country, 18 is legal age to drink
>Girl, walks up with her friends, check her ID
>Shes 16
>Tell her she's not coming in
>Whinges and complains, then tells me she wants to tell me something in my ear
>Bend over
>"Please let me in, if you do I'll suck your cock after I'm done tehe"
>Instantly get rock hard and think how badly i want it
>Agree, and let her in
>Afterwards when we close, i see her walking out
>Make a cough noise so she notices me
>Continues to walk off laughing with her friends

I fucking hate women so bad

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No, you're just a bad bouncer

this is the fourth time i've seen this today

>falling for the oldest trick in the book
You're a pathetic loser

dumbass

>You're a pathetic loser

LMAO and you aint?

You have to get blown then she gets in OP.

lol

Pathetic if this is real.

She saved you from being a pedophile.
You owe her your freedom. She could have blown you and then tell the police.

She was 16?

yeah it's right there in the story, if you forgot her age you can just check again

What did you expect you fucking retard

You're legitimately a retard for falling for that shit

i work as a bouncer too, you are fucking stupid you could have lost your job and put yourself in risk, little do you knoe about clubbing rules and laws lmao, keep ot up and a lawler will leave you bankrupt if something ever happens to a minor in the club, do well your job, otherwise quit

/sage and /thread

You fucking retard, I was the most socially retarded autist when I started work as a bouncer and I still knew that my job was to not give a single fuck about underage roasties trying to get.

this is a meme you brainlets

>no u

Alright big guy, enjoy your imaginary blowjob

why do euros spell whine as "whinge"

Lesson learned, I hope.

fucking reddit neck yourselves

>Dude yeah it was the womans fault fuck women for OP being a beta bitch

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You have to go back

The fuck does that even mean faggot? The guy proved himself to be a shit bouncer and got played like an idiot. Is he so far gone he actually thought we'd sympathize and start calling the woman a cunt? She's just being a woman, and he was a thirsty fag with no awareness.

poor bait

also OP is a dumb cuck and a failure of a bouncer

this thread has been created multiple times and you STILL fall for it. get over yourselves. you REALLY think this is a true post?

Desu I snapped my shit and have been off the boards for almost 3 months now.

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Bro I'm not in here every fucking day

That's why you have to ask for half up front

thats like trusting you a jew to pay you after you mailed him his order, your own damn fault

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>16
>paedophile
Lol

Dumb cunt

I am and I havent seen this before

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ABABABABABABABAAAAAA

NOW YOU KNOW, IDIOT

probably Australian and its a different word with a similar meaning fuckface.